33,000 Calories In A Day

[quote]speedy5323 wrote:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s689019.htm

Does anybody else have a hard time believing Elvis had an intake of 100,000 calories a day as this article says? He got a little big before he faked his death, but 100,000 is just unfathomable. [/quote]

Elvis got “a little big”? Elvis got fat as all hell. Elvis looked like he was a regular member of that fat gainer site. He just didn’t get the chance to make it to the upper ranks of the club…but he was working on it!

LOL @ “a little big”.

[quote]Tomfu wrote:
so prof’s first post got me curious…

and as it turns out, kobayashi took down about 54 hot dogs in 12 minutes. or roughly 9,720 calories.[/quote]

Imagine what he can do in one full day.

[quote]nik19 wrote:
TheSicilian wrote:
For those of you squeemish at heart, don’t google harlequin fetus.

haha… tell me about it… argghhh damn it looks unreal… like an alien or something!![/quote]

Ick - what is it? Someone explain it. I don’t wanna look.

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/quadruple_bypass.htm

i wonder how many calories this baby has. im sure its at least 5k

EDIT: i found out it has 8,000 calories! so 4 of them in an entire day, minus all the worthless lettuce and tomatoes, i think it can be done.

Hilarious. One of the people at fantasyfeeder.com’s eating log. Or one of you all trolling.

http://www.fitday.com/WebFit/PublicJournals.html?Owner=EmilyKaylin

[quote]smallmike wrote:
Hilarious. One of the people at fantasyfeeder.com’s eating log. Or one of you all trolling.

http://www.fitday.com/WebFit/PublicJournals.html?Owner=EmilyKaylin[/quote]

Looks like Dave Tate’s diet from Berardi’s first transformation article, lol.

The most I could do on my worst ever day is around 10-12k. And I think I’m pretty much on the lower end of the eating scale.

Think about what that would require:

3-4 Egg mcmuffins
couple of cinnabon cinnamon rolls
Double cheeseburger combo(Burger King)
chocolate milkshake
whopper w/cheese
12 piece chicken mcnuggets
Hershey sundae pie
pint of Ben and Jerry’s icecream
Papa John’s Meatlover’s pizza and cheesesticks

I don’t doubt that there are people that eat like this on a daily basis, but for the average guy, this would be a bit of gluttony that would leave you feeling rather sick by the end of it.

[quote]RJ24 wrote:
I don’t know if I could down 33,000 calories in a day, but I’ve binged big over the course of one meal before.

A few years back I ate an entire large Dominos meat lovers pizza and drank 72 oz. of soda in a single sitting. This at a weight of around 160. I have no clue how many calories that was, but I certainly didn’t feel good afterwards.[/quote]

Roughly:
Deep pan pizza - 2000 kcal
72 fl. oz Coke - 1000 kcal

So… not too bad in one sitting, but not that impressive!

[quote]ThatGirl77 wrote:
nik19 wrote:
TheSicilian wrote:
For those of you squeemish at heart, don’t google harlequin fetus.

haha… tell me about it… argghhh damn it looks unreal… like an alien or something!!

Ick - what is it? Someone explain it. I don’t wanna look.[/quote]

yea and somebody said that some of them reach adult hood?! i DON’T want to know what they look like as adults…

[quote]TheSicilian wrote:
For those of you squeemish at heart, don’t google harlequin fetus.[/quote]

I’m hardly a lick squeamish and I didn’t need to see that! I got a picture of a guy sucking a turd out of a woman’s butt! If you hadn’t piqued my curiosity, I definitely wouldn’t have even thought to do that…you sly fox…

Don’t forget to throw in a bottle or two of maple syrup. Just don’t get too antsy in the pantsy after ya get all that syrup in ya.

[quote]biglift88 wrote:
Tomfu wrote:

and as it turns out, kobayashi took down about 54 hot dogs in 12 minutes. or roughly 9,720 calories.

Imagine what he can do in one full day.[/quote]

Probably not all that much more. Competitive eaters don’t generally consume more calories than the average person. Look at Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas, who is 5’5" and 100 lbs. She usually eats one huge meal per day, healthy food, with a gallon or so of diet soda or water, in order to stretch and train her stomach. And after a competition she doesn’t eat for ten or twelve hours afterwards.

I’m sure Kobayashi, who’s also skinny, does something similar, and that neither one would be able to consume heroic quantities of food over the course of an entire day. Their digestive processes are not going to be that much faster than the average person.

Found another famous-singer-favorite to rival the Fool’s Gold Load; maybe not in calorie content but in creativity, at least. Behold the Luther Burger, courtesy of Mr. Vandross:

[i]The Luther Burger
via International Recipes Online

1 Krispy Kreme doughnut ( glazed yeast risen doughnut )
1 hamburger
1 slice of cheese
2 strips cooked bacon
condiments as desired

Try this the next time you make burgers. This food fad is popular in the South. The sweetness and texture of the doughnut plus the taste of the beef and savory taste of the cheese and bacon all contribute to its popularity.
For each serving:

Slice the doughnut, top with a grilled hamburger, add a slice of cheese and cooked bacon and top with remaining doughnut half.
Grill on both sides Serve immediately.[/i]

[quote]speedy5323 wrote:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s689019.htm

Does anybody else have a hard time believing Elvis had an intake of 100,000 calories a day as this article says? He got a little big before he faked his death, but 100,000 is just unfathomable. [/quote]

It is bullshit. He occasionally loaded up his friends on a private jet and flew to the restaurant in Colorado to have one of those sandwiches but it was not his daily diet.

A good way to be able to eat a lot is to keep moving while doing it so that the digestion is faster and the calories consumed while moving do (a little, I admit) job in consuming.

[quote]BWBurner wrote:
ThatGirl77 wrote:
nik19 wrote:
TheSicilian wrote:
For those of you squeemish at heart, don’t google harlequin fetus.

haha… tell me about it… argghhh damn it looks unreal… like an alien or something!!

Ick - what is it? Someone explain it. I don’t wanna look.

yea and somebody said that some of them reach adult hood?! i DON’T want to know what they look like as adults…[/quote]

One of the science channels showed an adult with this condition. He required tube feeding at night in order to get enough calories… something to think about for the next bulk Prof.

I caught that show too and wanted to vomit, especially when they got to the part about having to wear diapers since they can’t use a toilet…nasty!

[quote]CU AeroStallion wrote:
Don’t forget to throw in a bottle or two of maple syrup. Just don’t get too antsy in the pantsy after ya get all that syrup in ya.[/quote]

And keep those dog’s of yours on a leash.

[quote]RJ24 wrote:
I don’t know if I could down 33,000 calories in a day, but I’ve binged big over the course of one meal before.

A few years back I ate an entire large Dominos meat lovers pizza and drank 72 oz. of soda in a single sitting. This at a weight of around 160. I have no clue how many calories that was, but I certainly didn’t feel good afterwards.[/quote]

When you eat that much, doesn’t it distend your stomach and basically give you a permanent gut? Do you find it harder to get back to having a lean midsection after doing that (assuming you ever had a lean midsection)?