2014 NFL Thread

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
My picks so far these first couple weeks have been terrible. [/quote]

This is my life, every week, every year[/quote]

All I know is Brady better pull his head out of his ass so I can win some damn fantasy games!!

Always finding ways to lose

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
My picks so far these first couple weeks have been terrible. [/quote]

This is my life, every week, every year[/quote]

All I know is Brady better pull his head out of his ass so I can win some damn fantasy games!![/quote]

It isn’t Brady. The entire offense isn’t clicking right now.

They’ll be fine, but the Pats are becoming a run-first offence slowly but surely. You’d be better off trading for Rivers or something. Maybe even Cutler, who is ugly and likely gets zero pussy, but…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
My picks so far these first couple weeks have been terrible. [/quote]

This is my life, every week, every year[/quote]

All I know is Brady better pull his head out of his ass so I can win some damn fantasy games!![/quote]

It isn’t Brady. The entire offense isn’t clicking right now.

They’ll be fine, but the Pats are becoming a run-first offence slowly but surely. You’d be better off trading for Rivers or something. Maybe even Cutler, who is ugly and likely gets zero pussy, but…[/quote]

Ya, I still have faith Romo will pull his head out of his ass… or I could start Joe Flacco, lol!

I got switched when I was a kid but never to the extent that blood was drawn. I did get the barber strap on a few occasions and that left marks for @ wk. In truth I’m sure I deserved it. Don’t get caught playing doctor with the neighbors daughters!
I can count all the times I spanked my son on 1 hand and still have fingers left. I was lucky in that was a great kid that I never had issues with.

On a lighter note GO CARDS!!! 9er’s next!

A switch, belt, shoe, wooden spatula, bare hand/fist, I saw it all.

I once told my dad I would call the cops on him for beating my ass, he threw the phone at me and told me to start dialing.

People here have time out, my house had time up. Your time was up.

Glad the fucking 49ers lost, can’t stand Kapernick. I’m not sure the fascination with him, why he is still playing is beyond me.

I was spanked as a child and don’t feel like it scared me. That said I think there’s a difference between a good spanking and a beating, although the line gets murky at some point on the margins. Personally, we’ve never spanked our child and he’s 7 and extremely respectful and well behaved. When he does get out of line his behavior has been very easy to correct. I’m not sure what our policy would be if he weren’t so damned good all the time.

How fuckin hilarious is this:

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/broncos-fans-start-petition-ban-163030222.html

"The People of Denver’ have spoken and started a petition on Change.org to have Simms banned from Broncos games. It received nearly 100 signatures in its first five minutes. As of Monday morning, the petition has over 3,000 signatures. Their goal is 5,000 signatures.

Petition by
The People Of Denver
We do not know why he is assigned to the Broncos games every year. It is sure and complete torture for Bronco Fans to have to listen to his biased drivel every week. Please sign this petition so our voice can be heard. We are tired of Phil Simms in Denver!
If you’d like to sign the petition, click here. Enough of Simms’ bias ruining Broncos games for Broncos fans."

I’m gonna start one to get Cris Collinsworthless off Ravens games and Bob Costas deported to anywhere without free speech.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
How fuckin hilarious is this:

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/broncos-fans-start-petition-ban-163030222.html

"The People of Denver’ have spoken and started a petition on Change.org to have Simms banned from Broncos games. It received nearly 100 signatures in its first five minutes. As of Monday morning, the petition has over 3,000 signatures. Their goal is 5,000 signatures.

Petition by
The People Of Denver
We do not know why he is assigned to the Broncos games every year. It is sure and complete torture for Bronco Fans to have to listen to his biased drivel every week. Please sign this petition so our voice can be heard. We are tired of Phil Simms in Denver!
If you’d like to sign the petition, click here. Enough of Simms’ bias ruining Broncos games for Broncos fans."

I’m gonna start one to get Cris Collinsworthless off Ravens games and Bob Costas deported to anywhere without free speech. [/quote]

If we could just ban all three of those guys from any future NFL announcing that would be wonderful. Collinsworth and Simms are the two most infuriating announcers to watch in any game and are general contrarians. And Costas is just a know nothing political talking head that someone occasionally gives a soap box.

I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing?

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He is definitely annoying.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He is definitely annoying. [/quote]
I can just see other NFL players when he is around going “Yea, Yea Chris you played for the Bengals… Right you were a good WR” and then when he leaves going What the fuck did that little shit ever do. Rolling their eyes…ducking into elevators or stair wells when they see him coming. Paying other players so they will interview with him cause nobody likes him.

Or maybe that is just my fantasy

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He is definitely annoying. [/quote]
I can just see other NFL players when he is around going “Yea, Yea Chris you played for the Bengals… Right you were a good WR” and then when he leaves going What the fuck did that little shit ever do. Rolling their eyes…ducking into elevators or stair wells when they see him coming. Paying other players so they will interview with him cause nobody likes him.

Or maybe that is just my fantasy [/quote]

Lol, I can see it being true.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He is definitely annoying. [/quote]
I can just see other NFL players when he is around going “Yea, Yea Chris you played for the Bengals… Right you were a good WR” and then when he leaves going What the fuck did that little shit ever do. Rolling their eyes…ducking into elevators or stair wells when they see him coming. Paying other players so they will interview with him cause nobody likes him.

Or maybe that is just my fantasy [/quote]

Lol, I can see it being true.[/quote]

He is pretty much the definition of a smarmy wanker.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He is definitely annoying. [/quote]
I can just see other NFL players when he is around going “Yea, Yea Chris you played for the Bengals… Right you were a good WR” and then when he leaves going What the fuck did that little shit ever do. Rolling their eyes…ducking into elevators or stair wells when they see him coming. Paying other players so they will interview with him cause nobody likes him.

Or maybe that is just my fantasy [/quote]

Lol, I can see it being true.[/quote]
He is like that annoying cousins who eats his own buggers and never leaves you and your friends alone, when you are out trying to be cool riding your bike through town. Killing birds with sling shots and finding dead bodies down by the river.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He along with Simms are the two worst about calling for a 'Hit the WR too hard, even if it isn’t the head" and “The QB actually got touched like a football player” penalties. Or calling totally bogus ones (there were three Thursday night) good calls. And the only hit that was to the head wasn’t flagged. The two Steelers hits from Polamalu and Mitchell were both legal hits, Polamalu pulled up to the point it was borderline dangerous for him, and the hit from Upshaw on Big Ben could not have been more textbook. The Antonio Brown hit was the only “foul” under the rules but God forbid they actually have the game look like a Steelers-Ravens game. (By the way, I was glad they didn’t throw the flag on the Brown hit because that was just football and he kind of ducked into it but how in the world was that the one they chose not to flag and the other three were.)

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He is definitely annoying. [/quote]
I can just see other NFL players when he is around going “Yea, Yea Chris you played for the Bengals… Right you were a good WR” and then when he leaves going What the fuck did that little shit ever do. Rolling their eyes…ducking into elevators or stair wells when they see him coming. Paying other players so they will interview with him cause nobody likes him.

Or maybe that is just my fantasy [/quote]

Lol, I can see it being true.[/quote]
He is like that annoying cousins who eats his own buggers and never leaves you and your friends alone, when you are out trying to be cool riding your bike through town. Killing birds with sling shots and finding dead bodies down by the river. [/quote]
Alright damnit! That’s funny. Although, for whatever reason I like Collinsworth’s commentating.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I don’t mind Collinsworth; what am I missing? [/quote]

He has a hardon for the Steelers. [/quote]
I hated him when he played and so he just grates me now.

I just cant stand a skinny assed white boy receiver talking shit about any DL or OL players. How and the fuck can that little shit know anything about blocking or tackling. [/quote]

He along with Simms are the two worst about calling for a 'Hit the WR too hard, even if it isn’t the head" and “The QB actually got touched like a football player” penalties. Or calling totally bogus ones (there were three Thursday night) good calls. And the only hit that was to the head wasn’t flagged. The two Steelers hits from Polamalu and Mitchell were both legal hits, Polamalu pulled up to the point it was borderline dangerous for him, and the hit from Upshaw on Big Ben could not have been more textbook. The Antonio Brown hit was the only “foul” under the rules but God forbid they actually have the game look like a Steelers-Ravens game. (By the way, I was glad they didn’t throw the flag on the Brown hit because that was just football and he kind of ducked into it but how in the world was that the one they chose not to flag and the other three were.)
[/quote]

Agreed.

Did you see Flacco’s head snap back when he dove into the endzone? That was the only hit I was like “damn…” Still shouldn’t have been flagged though (which it wasn’t).