[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
newbatman wrote:
the bible gives a list of ways to tell if someone has the Holy Spirit and I satisfy all…
No it doesn’t. The Bible clearly states that we can’t know the heart of another man. We can’t judge anyone’s heart on his actions or exterior.
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correct
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
newbatman wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
troll noted
the topic is the end of the world…
I feel blessed in knowledge of this area…
please bare with me…
I believe Christine’s already nude, unless she found her brown silk dress.[/quote]
Nope, still looking for the dress.
got to go everyone…
will be back…
I will give everyone time to edit as much as they like…(sort of like Elijah allowing the prophets of Baal to try to call fire down from the sky first)…but it will be humiliation for those who disrespect Jesus…let’s just start with one point to think about before you edit:
the prophets said God would be born in Bethlehem and the world would base their time system on his birth…
“Behold you haters!!!(God quoted in Old Testament)”
Unfortunately the reports of the prophets saying that were written after someone was born in Bethlehem that the prophets wanted to put forward as God. Self fulfilling prophecy…
There were also a number of prophecies stating that God would be born in a number of places.
Also, it was prophecised that a son of David would be born who would lead his people back to greatness.
Only issue is that Chuy Christo’s only link back to David would be through his father Joseph therefore if it is a virgin birth then this prophecy is not fulfilled. This explains the big discrepancies between the gospels, they were each pushing a totally different agenda. It was only a few hundred years later that the stories became grouped together to describe one person.
[quote]newbatman wrote:
got to go everyone…
will be back…
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I guess the institution limits computer time.
I really hope that they get your meds adjusted alright.
[quote]newbatman wrote:
got to go everyone…
will be back…
I will give everyone time to edit as much as they like…(sort of like Elijah allowing the prophets of Baal to try to call fire down from the sky first)…but it will be humiliation for those who disrespect Jesus…let’s just start with one point to think about before you edit:
the prophets said God would be born in Bethlehem and the world would base their time system on his birth…
“Behold you haters!!!(God quoted in Old Testament)”[/quote]
Here’s one to think about upon your exit:
“And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.” – Matthew 12:32
[quote]Christine wrote:
newbatman wrote:
got to go everyone…
will be back…
I guess the institution limits computer time.
I really hope that they get your meds adjusted alright.[/quote]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^Funny^^^^^
[quote]pookie wrote:
When Jesus comes, does he yell “Oh Me! Oh Me! Oh Meeeeeeeeee!”[/quote]
blasphemous and hilarious. that was funny.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s one to think about upon your exit:
“And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.” – Matthew 12:32 [/quote]
Fuck the Holy Ghost.
[quote]newbatman wrote:
please bare with me…[/quote]
That’s what the priest said.
Newbatman, why on earth are you posting this on a strength and bodybuilding forum?
^^^^Nice^^^
You deserve what you get.
[quote]TylerPK4L wrote:
and batman…[/quote]
That’s just crazy talk.
[quote]TylerPK4L wrote:
pookie wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s one to think about upon your exit:
“And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.” – Matthew 12:32
Fuck the Holy Ghost.
Agreed.^^^
and the bible…
and religion…
and batman…[/quote]
That’s blasphemy dude!
Unless you mean to literally fuck batman, which means you´re just gay.
[quote]pookie wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
In the NT, the “last days” are the time between Jesus’ death and his 2nd coming. “No one knows the day or the hour.”
When Jesus comes, does he yell “Oh Me! Oh Me! Oh Meeeeeeeeee!”
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Time for another ‘Jaws of Satan’ thread?
Sorry to disappoint any dooms dayers dreams of the end of the world. As it is I was put on this earth to accomplish a certian number of things. Well I’m so far behind the end of the world is going to have to wait.
I think someone already mentioned that the Mayans saw everything working in cycles, a fact that a lot of new ager hippies fail to realize. The Mayans wouldn’t think the world is ending in 2012. It would simply be a time for little calendar upgrade with added cycles. It would be a big deal still though since a new cycle indicates a shift of some sort.
OK…so lets get to the real issue at hand.
Assume High Priest Xquiiatr of the Mayans was correct and everything indeed goes to shit on 12/21/2012. Giant rifts crack open in the earth, belching forth magma, the sun starts flickering on and off…whatever.
You’ve got ONE day left on this earth. Aside from the obvious “comfort loved ones”, “pray” and all that lame-ass stuff, what fun activities are you going to have planned?
As for me, there’s this thing in Cambodia where they allow you to blow up a cow with a bazooka for 500 bucks. That’d be something I’d like to try.
Wow, something tells me that this guy and his friends are getting together tomorrow night, for drinking of some crazy juice and mass life ending session.
Hope it goes well, remember, it’s not suicude if your friend pours the drink for you.
LR
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
pookie wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
In the NT, the “last days” are the time between Jesus’ death and his 2nd coming. “No one knows the day or the hour.”
When Jesus comes, does he yell “Oh Me! Oh Me! Oh Meeeeeeeeee!”
Time for another ‘Jaws of Satan’ thread?[/quote]
No, that’s quite alright. I look forward to having the entire jaws to myself.