[quote]PB Andy wrote:
DB did you start Cam?[/quote]
I don’t want to talk about it.[/quote]
ahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahhahaahah
Come on man[/quote]
Fuck you, you worthless piece of cowgirl period blood. I still won my matchup, barring a 40 point outburst from Jay Cutler tonight. I just lost out on the weekly cash prize for top point scorer of the week. I lost by 28 points and Newton got 29 points more than Ponder did.[/quote]
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I fucking hate you.[/quote]
Lol, you kill me DB.
Are you this animated in real life? If you are I bet you would really have to tone it down if you went to a bar to watch a game.[/quote]
I specifically don’t watch games in public places for that very reason. “Classless in victory, belligerent in defeat” has always been my motto and I stand by it. I just can’t imagine what it would be like to be at some shithole sports bar with my throwback Montana jersey or my Patrick Willis road jersey on and then the 49ers lose. I couldn’t take the humiliation.
Shit, I live in the same town Aaron Rodgers was born in and grew up in. I see him all the time in the offseason up here at Safeway and that sort of thing. (For the record, Rodgers always has about 3 or 4 chicks with him whenever I see him up here, and I’ve never seen him with anything above a 7, tops. For a Super Bowl MVP he sure doesn’t have good taste in poontang). Half this fucking town turns into Green Bay West each Sunday and it sickens me. Fuck, his parents watch the games with a big group of Packers fans at the same sports bar every week.
Was I tempted to go down to that sports bar and watch the game with my degenerate friends when the Niners played Green Bay? You fucking bet I was, but I just couldn’t risk being caught in public with my jersey on if the Niners lost. Even the chance to really rub it in to Rodgers’ parents and friends if the Niners won wasn’t enough for me to risk it. The truth is that I turn into Howard Hughes for several hours each Sunday. If the Niners lose I don’t even go out of my house.
This weekend was fucking awesome though since my best friend up here is a huge Jets fan. The shit-talking started early and often and only got worse as the game went on. By the time Holmes pulled his labia my buddy was locked in the garage with a bunch of morphine and a handgun. But yeah, I get pretty animated during football season at times. [/quote]
I offered you a trade cruz control, lemme know if interdasted. If anyone wants Gronk let me know. I need ‘all of the above’, lol. I’ll take an RB or a WR, or a combination of the two.
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
DB did you start Cam?[/quote]
I don’t want to talk about it.[/quote]
ahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahhahaahah
Come on man[/quote]
Fuck you, you worthless piece of cowgirl period blood. I still won my matchup, barring a 40 point outburst from Jay Cutler tonight. I just lost out on the weekly cash prize for top point scorer of the week. I lost by 28 points and Newton got 29 points more than Ponder did.[/quote]
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I fucking hate you.[/quote]
Lol, you kill me DB.
Are you this animated in real life? If you are I bet you would really have to tone it down if you went to a bar to watch a game.[/quote]
I specifically don’t watch games in public places for that very reason. “Classless in victory, belligerent in defeat” has always been my motto and I stand by it. I just can’t imagine what it would be like to be at some shithole sports bar with my throwback Montana jersey or my Patrick Willis road jersey on and then the 49ers lose. I couldn’t take the humiliation.
Shit, I live in the same town Aaron Rodgers was born in and grew up in. I see him all the time in the offseason up here at Safeway and that sort of thing. (For the record, Rodgers always has about 3 or 4 chicks with him whenever I see him up here, and I’ve never seen him with anything above a 7, tops. For a Super Bowl MVP he sure doesn’t have good taste in poontang). Half this fucking town turns into Green Bay West each Sunday and it sickens me. Fuck, his parents watch the games with a big group of Packers fans at the same sports bar every week.
Was I tempted to go down to that sports bar and watch the game with my degenerate friends when the Niners played Green Bay? You fucking bet I was, but I just couldn’t risk being caught in public with my jersey on if the Niners lost. Even the chance to really rub it in to Rodgers’ parents and friends if the Niners won wasn’t enough for me to risk it. The truth is that I turn into Howard Hughes for several hours each Sunday. If the Niners lose I don’t even go out of my house.
This weekend was fucking awesome though since my best friend up here is a huge Jets fan. The shit-talking started early and often and only got worse as the game went on. By the time Holmes pulled his labia my buddy was locked in the garage with a bunch of morphine and a handgun. But yeah, I get pretty animated during football season at times. [/quote]
I was expecting much this week as I had some big byes. However, right now with 2 minutes to go Chris Johnson has zero points and he is the better of my two running backs this week. -2 for DeAngelo Williams. My back-up quarterback at least held it to -1 point.
Am I just crazy or does this not seem like a reasonable trade offer? If you were really thin at WR and had no backup running back, wouldn’t James Jones, Andre Roberts and Jackie Battle for Larry Fitzgerald or Roddy White seem reasonable? I made those two offers trying to get another legit WR and I’ve practically been run out of my league for them!
My thinking was that since I’m deep at WR (I have Bowe, Demaryius Thomas, Antonio Brown, Percy Harvin, Jones and Roberts) I would trade a couple of them for one big-time WR. I figured if my initial offer was rejected I would throw in Antonio Brown instead of Andre Roberts. Instead I get a series of text messages saying I’m a fucking asshole for even making that offer and then I start getting bombarded with offers like Bowe, Foster and Eli Manning for Matt Schaub or Thomas, Newton, Sproles and Ponder for Bradford and Stephen Jackson. Fuck my league.
That’s not a very reasonable trade at all. The Jackie Battle train has already passed, he’ll get some random goal-line touches in the remaining games but he’s pretty much droppable at this point in any league. Jones is too random and Jennings will be back soon, and Andre Roberts is also random and at the end of the day, has Kolb (or Skelton) throwing to him.
To get a Roddy White type dude you’d need to give up a package deal including Thomas, Bowe, or Harvin and someone else on your roster that the dude needs.
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
That’s not a very reasonable trade at all. The Jackie Battle train has already passed, he’ll get some random goal-line touches in the remaining games but he’s pretty much droppable at this point in any league. Jones is too random and Jennings will be back soon, and Andre Roberts is also random and at the end of the day, has Kolb (or Skelton) throwing to him.
To get a Roddy White type dude you’d need to give up a package deal including Thomas, Bowe, or Harvin and someone else on your roster that the dude needs.[/quote]
Keep in mind this is a 12-team league with two WR slots and a WR/TE flex spot, plus it’s PPR, so WR is a big spot to have several quality guys. That’s why I have so many good receivers right now. I can’t remember who the other guys have besides Fitzgerald or White, but I know one of them has Amendola and then LaFell and Randall Cobb and another guy has no receiver other than their top guy with more points than either Roberts OR Jones. So they’re pretty thin there aside from the top guy and I thought I could exploit this a little.
Plus, Sproles is one of my running backs and he’s fucked me in the ass every week so far. I’m thin there with Foster and a random waiver wire pickup since I ignorantly thought Peyton Hillis might be a viable RB to have on my bench. No one else will trade me a legit RB 1 or 2 without asking for Eli Manning and at least one of my WRs. I’d like to pull the trigger on a trade offer I got where I give up Manning for Lynch and Sam Bradford and Jermichael Finley. But I already have Kyle Rudolph and Fred Davis at TE, who are basically getting the same looks as Finley, and if I lose Manning then my QBs are Newton and Ponder and Newton is starting to scare the shit out of me and Ponder is a good real QB but not a good fantasy one, yet.
So if I want to take my roster to the next step I’m forced to try and pull off some sort of 3 good players for 1 great WR type of trade and hope that I end up ditching someone who ends up going in the tank. This whole fucking league is conspiring against me and I’m convinced they’ve all gotten together behind my back to determine that no matter what, no one trades with me unless I somehow go berserk and agree to some total dipshit trade. Those cocksuckers already ganged up on me in our fantasy baseball league and coerced me into some vague, bullshit rules arrangement that favored them.
On top of that, I made the trade offer last week when it was already known that Jennings would be out and Jones would get more looks (which he did) and Jackie Battle was still listed as the starter and looked like he might get some significant touches.
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
aaand Colston decides to go bonkers. Can’t get a fucking win here for the life of me.[/quote]
Sorry bud. I was so mad at myself for sitting Manning/Mendenhall for RG3/Woodhead going into the night game. I couldn’t believe what Colston did.
You should’ve had that one for sure.[/quote]
lol. I didn’t even realize you had Marques Colston either until I checked in later in the game. My roster blows though. I have one of the best waiver order but there’s no one to pick up, lol. Waiver wire has been such shit.