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WTF? How can both of my RBs combine for 18 pts? Neither of them had a TD or over 100 yards rushing. Ronnie Brown couldn’t get 100 yards rushing against the Titans? Wow, great No. 1 pick I got there. And C. Taylor, well, they played the Bears so i’m ok with that.

It was nice to see S. Smith step back on the field and in a big way. That’s promising. But freaking S. Moss still hasn’t put up a big game yet. Sure, he had a nice game yesterday but I needed more out him against Houston.

So, I lost in that league and am now 1-2. F*CK.

My Yahoo league i’m currently up by 3 going into tonight. My opponent has Marques Colston to play yet so i’m hoping for a shutdown effort by the Falcons D.

What is with Pepp man. He just flat out sucks. He needs to step it up so my man R. Brown can get some room to run. Right now teams are just stacking the box against him.

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Just pulled off a trade in my Yahoo league. Burress for Boldin. I think I made out pretty good on that one.

What do you guys think?

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I’m 3-0 and my hard games are over. I beat thr guy with Alexander this week and I had L.J. on the bench. I beat the guy with Peyton last week. And I beat the guy with L.T. in week 1. I smell an undefeated season. My number one pick L.J. has scored a TD yet and I havn’t lost a game. My WR’s are kicking ass Harrison, no TD but still, Walker, Driver and Moss will be on the bench til he proves otherwise. Unreal my 4th wideout is Randy fuckin’ Moss and he rides the bench.

By the way, the guy that had Palmer and I told you to start him… did you think I was lying or just stupid? He would have made a huge difference than Grossman. Grossman threw 1 td and 2 td’s like i had predicted. Palmer did even better than my prediction. I predicted 2-3 td’s because I was being generous. But 3-4 td’s was my first instinct. First instinct’s are best instincts.

Here’s another prediction… L.J. breaks out like a mofo this week. I havn’t even checked to see who he plays, lets just say he’s way past due!

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I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards

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[quote]dre wrote:
Just pulled off a trade in my Yahoo league. Burress for Boldin. I think I made out pretty good on that one.

What do you guys think?[/quote]

I think some of the leagues you guys are in are for like “retards”. Who the hell would let that trade thru? Boldin is money and Burress just got benched!

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards [/quote]

I think your crystal ball is really crystal meth! 257 yards… come on man. SF is bad, but they aren’t that bad!

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:
Just pulled off a trade in my Yahoo league. Burress for Boldin. I think I made out pretty good on that one.

What do you guys think?

I think some of the leagues you guys are in are for like “retards”. Who the hell would let that trade through? Boldin is money and Burress just got benched![/quote]

Tell me about it. The reason I proposed the trade is because he edited his smack talk and said his receivers were bums. This is/was his WR core:

Boldin
D. Jackson
M. Jenkins
E. Wilford
M. Booker

Those are actually some quality receivers. I’m thinking about offering him another trade. D. Branch for D. Jackson! That would be a freakin’ steal for me too. Although I heard that the Seahawks might be trying to trade Jackson. But i’m sure that’s all speculation.

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[quote]dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards

I think your crystal ball is really crystal meth! 257 yards… come on man. SF is bad, but they aren’t that bad![/quote]

Well dre… if you hadn’t noticed how accurate i have been in “Predictions”, you might wanna pay attention.

I’ll count the yards up and see how far I’m away from 257.

Sometimes I get them exact Dre. Remember Ronnie Brown’s 62.

I was a little off on Grossman, I predicted 1 td 2 ints and under 200 yards, he threw 1 td, 2 ints and over 200 yards. I don’t get them all right , all the the time. but lets just say I’m a betting man and I’ve made some scores over my lifetime.

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards

I think your crystal ball is really crystal meth! 257 yards… come on man. SF is bad, but they aren’t that bad!

Well dre… if you hadn’t noticed how accurate i have been in “Predictions”, you might wanna pay attention.

I’ll count the yards up and see how far I’m away from 257.

Sometimes I get them exact Dre. Remember Ronnie Brown’s 62.

I was a little off on Grossman, I predicted 1 td 2 ints and under 200 yards, he threw 1 td, 2 ints and over 200 yards. I don’t get them all right , all the the time. but lets just say I’m a betting man and I’ve made some scores over my lifetime.
[/quote]

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
3-0 this week.

Portis scored me lots of points, and made up for Gore and his damn stomach issue.

Benched Favre again, in favor of Bulger…FUCK!

QB for next week?

Bulger vs. Detroit

Favre vs. Philly?

Philly can be passed on, but so can Detroit. Plus, Favre will most likely, as always, playing catch up- throwing the ball.[/quote]

If I were you I would go with the hot hand and stick with Favre. He is throwing the ball better than Bulger right now.

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[quote]dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards

I think your crystal ball is really crystal meth! 257 yards… come on man. SF is bad, but they aren’t that bad!

Well dre… if you hadn’t noticed how accurate i have been in “Predictions”, you might wanna pay attention.

I’ll count the yards up and see how far I’m away from 257.

Sometimes I get them exact Dre. Remember Ronnie Brown’s 62.

I was a little off on Grossman, I predicted 1 td 2 ints and under 200 yards, he threw 1 td, 2 ints and over 200 yards. I don’t get them all right , all the the time. but lets just say I’m a betting man and I’ve made some scores over my lifetime.

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all. [/quote]

Neither do I… but I’m hoping because I have L.J. that is just the first number that poped in my head so I’m going with it.

He’s never had 257 yards in his whole career. He will be real close to 200 though. Probably at least 125 on the grond possibly up to 175. and I have no clue on the pass… could be anything.

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You are a regular Nostradamus. Predicting that arguably the best fantasy player will have a great game…the talent my friend…unreal.

[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards [/quote]

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It would be 257 minus whatever he gets on the run, haha.

Just fucking with you heavy. I cant wait for next week, I will start LJ and LT in the same backfield so I hope your predictions come true.

What you got for LT against the Ravens? And no, I am not benching him.

[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards

I think your crystal ball is really crystal meth! 257 yards… come on man. SF is bad, but they aren’t that bad!

Well dre… if you hadn’t noticed how accurate i have been in “Predictions”, you might wanna pay attention.

I’ll count the yards up and see how far I’m away from 257.

Sometimes I get them exact Dre. Remember Ronnie Brown’s 62.

I was a little off on Grossman, I predicted 1 td 2 ints and under 200 yards, he threw 1 td, 2 ints and over 200 yards. I don’t get them all right , all the the time. but lets just say I’m a betting man and I’ve made some scores over my lifetime.

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all.

Neither do I… but I’m hoping because I have L.J. that is just the first number that poped in my head so I’m going with it.

He’s never had 257 yards in his whole career. He will be real close to 200 though. Probably at least 125 on the grond possibly up to 175. and I have no clue on the pass… could be anything.
[/quote]

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[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all.

Neither do I… but I’m hoping because I have L.J. that is just the first number that poped in my head so I’m going with it.

He’s never had 257 yards in his whole career. He will be real close to 200 though. Probably at least 125 on the grond possibly up to 175. and I have no clue on the pass… could be anything.
[/quote]

I agree, 175 is doable for him.

So, I just made another trade. To the same guy who I just traded with to get Boldin. I traded D. Branch for D. Jackson and he bit.

So, now my starting WRs are Holt, Boldin and Jackson. Not bad huh?

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Both deals would have been vetoed and put up for a vote in my leagues. But good for you. Rape him some more while you are at it. Pepp for Peyton.

[quote]dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all.

Neither do I… but I’m hoping because I have L.J. that is just the first number that poped in my head so I’m going with it.

He’s never had 257 yards in his whole career. He will be real close to 200 though. Probably at least 125 on the grond possibly up to 175. and I have no clue on the pass… could be anything.

I agree, 175 is doable for him.

So, I just made another trade. To the same guy who I just traded with to get Boldin. I traded D. Branch for D. Jackson and he bit.

So, now my starting WRs are Holt, Boldin and Jackson. Not bad huh?[/quote]

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[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Both deals would have been vetoed and put up for a vote in my leagues. But good for you. Rape him some more while you are at it. Pepp for Peyton.

dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all.

Neither do I… but I’m hoping because I have L.J. that is just the first number that poped in my head so I’m going with it.

He’s never had 257 yards in his whole career. He will be real close to 200 though. Probably at least 125 on the grond possibly up to 175. and I have no clue on the pass… could be anything.

I agree, 175 is doable for him.

So, I just made another trade. To the same guy who I just traded with to get Boldin. I traded D. Branch for D. Jackson and he bit.

So, now my starting WRs are Holt, Boldin and Jackson. Not bad huh?

[/quote]

LOL, yeah, I can’t believe he went for it! My team is looking pretty unbeatable right now. I’m only having issues at the QB position. Just like last year.

QB - Pepp, Plummer
RB - LT, Parker and some others
WR - Holt, Boldin, Jackson
TE - Gates
K - Feeley
D - Baltimore

I think I have a great chance at defending my title from last year!

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[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
You are a regular Nostradamus. Predicting that arguably the best fantasy player will have a great game…the talent my friend…unreal.

Go heavy fool wrote:
I just looked… yeah! S.F, I smell lots of points.

O.K. crystal ball…

crystal ball says L.J. scores 3 td’s and 257 yards

[/quote]
Great game? 257 yards!~? This is a career game I’m calling out. He’s never had 257 yards. L.J. hasn’t scored 1 TD yet this season and I’m calling for three. I’d say this prdiction is far from easy. If I get this right, I will even amaze myself.

LT & LJ… you need to be shot. I’ve never heard of such a league. I played a 3 man league last year and nobody had that. And we only had 1 QB, 2 RB’s, & 2 WR’s. The best Combo was mine with LJ and EDGE… and that was in a 3 team league!

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[quote]dre wrote:
Ronnie Brown couldn’t get 100 yards rushing against the Titans? Wow, great No. 1 pick I got there. [/quote]

I feel your pain man. Luckily Andre, Reggie Brown, and C Henry stepped up for me at WR. (fourteen team league with no soft spots)

Ok, so I was paying close attention to the TEN-MIA game at the sportsbar:

The good news: Ronnie is a workhorse and DC isn’t playing that badly.
The really bad news: that MIA O-Line is right up there with the worst in football. They can’t pass block (WRs can’t even get into their routes before DC has to take a sack, throw it away) and they can’t run block (Ronnie’s only good run came on a 2nd-and-long draw play).

Going into the season, MIA’s offense figured to play smashmouth with Ronnie and stretch the field with Chambers. Time for a new plan.

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[quote]dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all.

Neither do I… but I’m hoping because I have L.J. that is just the first number that poped in my head so I’m going with it.

He’s never had 257 yards in his whole career. He will be real close to 200 though. Probably at least 125 on the grond possibly up to 175. and I have no clue on the pass… could be anything.

I agree, 175 is doable for him.

So, I just made another trade. To the same guy who I just traded with to get Boldin. I traded D. Branch for D. Jackson and he bit.

So, now my starting WRs are Holt, Boldin and Jackson. Not bad huh?[/quote]

Not too shabby. I got Harrison, Walker, & Driver… oh yeah and that faggot Randy Moss.

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Vick may be riding someone’s bench in your league. Package Plummer while his value is ok and something he needs for Vick, just dont give up too much.

[quote]dre wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Both deals would have been vetoed and put up for a vote in my leagues. But good for you. Rape him some more while you are at it. Pepp for Peyton.

dre wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
dre wrote:

Hey man, I know how accurate you have been on your predictions. I’ve been following! I just don’t think LJ can drop that many yards on them. That’s all.

Neither do I… but I’m hoping because I have L.J. that is just the first number that poped in my head so I’m going with it.

He’s never had 257 yards in his whole career. He will be real close to 200 though. Probably at least 125 on the grond possibly up to 175. and I have no clue on the pass… could be anything.

I agree, 175 is doable for him.

So, I just made another trade. To the same guy who I just traded with to get Boldin. I traded D. Branch for D. Jackson and he bit.

So, now my starting WRs are Holt, Boldin and Jackson. Not bad huh?

LOL, yeah, I can’t believe he went for it! My team is looking pretty unbeatable right now. I’m only having issues at the QB position. Just like last year.

QB - Pepp, Plummer
RB - LT, Parker and some others
WR - Holt, Boldin, Jackson
TE - Gates
K - Feeley
D - Baltimore

I think I have a great chance at defending my title from last year![/quote]