20 Minutes At Costco

I get one after every ME Lower session. They rock. I scrape that fucker clean, it is so good.

I’ve learned to like the Wal-Mart Supercenter about 5 miles from our house. Doesn’t hurt that it’s basically the closest grocery store to a 20,000 student university and the female students go there in packs.

I used to live on their Ling Ling Chicken pot stickers. That and cereal in the morning.

I do like getting cheap food, but I’ve found it’s cheaper to buy smaller packages at other stores when they put them on ‘reduced for quick sale’…also…it pisses me off that the bulk food places have the WORST fucking produce imaginable…dark green underripe bananas, rotten squishy onions…even when the produc is good, I have to buy 10 lbs of it…and c’mon…I have 3 kids and a wife and I eat a lot of fucking oranges, but 10 lbs of oranges is a lot…also…kiwis…I love kiwis…but I always end up throwing away a few as I’m sick and effing tired of them after eating 2 or 3 a day for 5 days straight…spinach also…I get 10 lbs of spinach for 2 bucks…I know it’s gotta be laced with DDT and other shit and come from fucking Peru…but…it’s sooooooooo cheap and I’m bulking ! Course it ain’t so cheap when I throw a lot of it out…

DB - I like the birds too…pretty bird…pretty bird…is what I mumble when I end up at Costco and resort to acting like a retard to make it through…

CCFan - I am definitely gonna be reading ingredients in front of the free samples my next trip.

Last…this thread is worthless without naked pics of some hot walmart cashiers…females…

[quote]Hagar wrote:
I used to live on their Ling Ling Chicken pot stickers. That and cereal in the morning. [/quote]

haha…are those the ones with cabbage in them that stink like a bastard when you boil them? I used to eat a bunch of those too!

[quote]sen say wrote:

Last…this thread is worthless without naked pics of some hot walmart cashiers…females…[/quote]

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And finally, if it’s good enough for Jamie Lynn Spears, it’s good enough for me!

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
And finally, if it’s good enough for Jamie Lynn Spears, it’s good enough for me![/quote]

I’m guessing it wasn’t condoms.

[quote]john2009 wrote:
I’ve learned to like the Wal-Mart Supercenter about 5 miles from our house. Doesn’t hurt that it’s basically the closest grocery store to a 20,000 student university and the female students go there in packs.[/quote]

You dont happen to live in Aspen, do you?

You know, the place where beer flows like wine and the women flock like Capastrana?

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
My personal favorite is indignant card fumbler. You know, the old lady who acts completely shocked and taken aback by the revelation that you have to show your membership card when you walk in, and spends 10 minutes digging through her purse trying to find it.[/quote]

In Canada you only have to show your membership card before you pay for your shit.

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
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Good man.

I’d heard Playboy was doing a ‘girls of Walmart’ spread a few years ago and Walmart threatened to fire any dames that participated…I guess that was a real tough decision for the girls to make…hmmm…pose in playboy…meet Hef…get paid to take off clothes for next 10 years (or longer if plastic surgery goes well)…or…repeat ‘welcome to walmart’ or ‘paper or plastic’ over and over again…