First of all, hello, I am 16 years old and I want to enter the testo e dianabol cycle because I am very skinny, I have an ectomorph body type and I deal with bullies at school, they all make fun of me for being too skinny, I have a sports history of about 5-6 months, I weigh about 120 pounds.
I’ve been researching steroids for 2-3 months and decided that these are the most logical ones. What’s the worst that could happen? thank you in advance
This is the absolute worse course of action you could take.
Do not use steroids at 16.
You don’t need steroids: you need steak, eggs, milk and squats.
Do you know how to perform the barbell squat, bench press, deadlift and press overhead?
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I think he’s full of shit.
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If this post is genuine, I’d strongly recommend investing your time and money into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu or some stand up striking (Muay Thai). You have absolutely no reason to be messing around with PEDs.
However there is a strong suspicion that you’re in fact jerking everyone’s chain and trolling.
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You need to add Tren.
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The worst that is happening, is you don’t know how to train. Start training at a powerlifting or weightlifting club, and learn the big lifts into perfection. Then watch progression unfold. If you had skipped the PED part you might have passed as serious. There are no free lunches in life. There has never been a working quick fix for anything. Training is a lifestyle, not a reactive method.
You are still alive, so you have figured out how to deal with bullies. As you have figured out life isn’t easy. That will help when you try putting on muscle and that doesn’t happen overnight.
If you want to leverage AAS to do what they can potentially accomplish, you need to have leveraged what you can achieve naturally by optimizing your training and diet. Allow your natural hormones to reach a large percentage of their capabilities.
If you just don’t have the patience to deal any further, you make your decisions and live with the consequences.
Taking AAS before you have mastered training and diet places the risk/reward ratio of AAS much further on the risk side than the reward side.
It will affect your trolling.
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Your balls fall off, you grow titties and get gangbanged by a pack of wild dogs?
Somebody mistakes you for a tree branch and throws you through a chipper?
I could go on for ever with this game.
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Your nipples turn into 3 foot long sausages.
I want to play.
You get massive boners from the roids and your dick grows to be 2 feet long, you stub it against an apple tree and it gets an infection from a splinter and it has to be amputated so you decide to get a sex change.
You get too strong too fast and while squatting 700 lbs you prolapse your colon and it gets stuck to the floor so to save yourself you have to chew it off to get medical help.
You grow so much that your body can’t handle it so it forms a clone and you have to birth it like a chestburster from Alien.
Merry Christmas everyone.
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The intestinal walls (smooth muscle) grows secondary to your use of AS, making you able to fart Thunderstruck by AC/DC on request, without missing a note.
Theoretically your use of AS could hypothetically short curcuit the enteral nervous system, ultimately reversing its normal function (you eat from where you poo and poo from where you eat).
You have no clue as to what your getting yourself into. Take the advice of these guys who know WTF they‘re talking about. Learn how to lift properly first, put ten years into eating right, training correctly and come back in ten years after your growth plates are done growing. In that ten years study like I did, know every God Damn Thing there is to know about lifting and the proper use of these things before you jump in. Plus STOP BACKING OUR BALLS ! !
Dump
I believe this is a legit post. Lots of kids in high school did steroids. Not a new phenomenon.
All the potential side effects you’ve found could happen.
At your age, I’d be worried about short circuiting your hormones prior to completing puberty. Your life hasn’t even started yet so it’s hard to not have blinders but you’re experiencing a blip in time right now. Not worth the trade-off.
You will grow muscle faster with than without, regardless of training age, but not faster enough to make a difference if you’re trying to become the Incredible Hulk asap.
As others mentioned, spend time researching legitimate training programs and diet instead.
And learn how to fight. You don’t have to be huge to kick somebody in the balls and shove their chin through the back of their head.
We need a moderator to start banning these <18 year olds from Pharma,TRT. @Chris_Shugart thoughts? Seen a lot of this lately.
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I’m on the fence about this. Is it better to have the reasons explained for holding off instead of just banning them and letting them fuck up?
Edit: When did the sticky posts disappear? That would be great for this.
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But that just forces misrepresenting your actual age. I prefer we have a system that encourages truth as much as possible.
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Or just have the ability to recognize trolls.