People who think Smith machines are safe to use long term. Trainers that walk clients through isolation machine routines every session and the clients who pay them to do this more than once. And bleach blondes who are too pretty to put up dumbells after their done with them.
Just a few answer I’ve learned to give. They’re not probably “polit.corr.”, but they’re intended to give a final cut to what would appear like a never-ending discussion…
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Having to explain why i’m eating so often […]
I’ve been diagnosed with self-destructive illness, so I have to eat so often otherwise my stomach walls begins to digeste themselves leaving me with an ulcer. -
Being asked if i’m using gear […]
No, but I’ve found a new supplement based on xxxx (fill in with creatine-gluco-transdermal-system or whatever comes to your mind) that yop have to spray on your skin and it stand in your system for 18 hours. -
Having to explain that looking chubbier […]
I have a bones desease and I’m taking a medicin that requires a minimum body fat perc. of 13% to properly work in the human body, otherwise it is disrupted in the human cells. -
People tell me that what i’m doing is anything but natural […] & unhealthy.
Dr. Barnard (RIP), first surgeon to practice hearth transplant, used to say: “Human heart is made to run and to cut wood”. I don’t remember it literally, but you can “sell” it as if. -
[…] At David’s house: “I must go home just a minute to take out my dog” or “to take my medicine for astmha”. In alternative, just say “I’m hungry, let’s go somewhere”.
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Muscles turn to fat if you stop […]
You are damn right, I’ve made this mistake but now I’m slowly decreasing my weight-lifting time so that I won’t become fat. It is a slow process, and it’ll requires a couple of years but at least I’ll come out safe and healthy.
I bet you won’t be in contact with those people anymore in two years from now, but in that unlucky case just repeat it or simply state “it required more than what I’ve thought”.
Ciao, Mrz
Good replies MrZ! Basically, just blame everything on a genetic disorder. Next time, i’ll hold an empty cup out too and tell them that any generous donation is for ‘THE HUMAN FUND’ 
“why aren’t you drinking?”–at a party. “too much protein is bad for your kidneys”–from my fucking doctor. “what do you do for your biceps?”–some stupid ass bleached blond frat fuck in my french class. and im DEFINETELY going to second (or third) the “i dont like big muscles on a guy” from the fat ugly girl who couldnt get laid with a $100 bill sticking out her pussy. and yes, i too am about to put a sign on my back explaining why i eat what/when i do.
Number one on the piss-off-o-meter has to be explaining why i’m eating all the time, why are you cooking, what are you eating, why do you eat that, FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFuck off and mind your own fucking business you nosey bunch of fuckas.
There, I got it out of my system without resorting to violence, one of my new years resoultions accomplished.
The fat chick who looks at my wife and says something like “ya sure she has a great body, but I would never want to get that big”. I feel like telling her, :no worries you fat cow, you would’nt have the character, discipline and self-respect to achieve, what she has, even if you did want to get, “that big”. By the way, my wife is not exactly big. She would be no bigger than the more muscular fitness models.
Just like to add:
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People dropping dumbells while preforming db benching etc. especially the ones that are training w/ 45lbs or lighter. I know people who train w/ 150lbs dumbbells that don’t drop them. There’s no need!!!
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People who work-out for years and their body never changes.
The other day, my emaciated friend tells me “You wouldn’t have to worry about how ‘healthy’ your food was if you just ate less.” My response: “Sorry, I don’t want to just be skinny. I want some muscle, too.”
I once read a great response to the “how much do you bench, I know this guy” question. Your response to, “How much do you bench?” should be, “About 100lbs less than the guy you’re going to tell me about.”
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Those fatasses that boast how they ‘used’ to be buff.
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Women who say they won’t work out with weights because they say it will make them big and don’t want to look like a man.
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The fat-tart at wallmart at the candy section making catty comments.
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How many seem to boast to be certified personal trainers. They really know bugger all…
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How some men just to be prats in the gym, ask me if I was born a boy!
One of a few interesting comments for you…