Or, “I’m not gay, but this sure is. And you guys who aren’t gay who said you are gay? You’re gay. [Cue background music from Marvin Gaye] Now, for all you hot lesbian ladies in the room, I know you might be feelin a little bit disempowered right now. Well that’s all right. Up to now I’ve been insensitive, but that’s over. Now get yall’s sexy little asses back to my place. You gonna give me a hands-on seminar on what it feels like to get all kinds of gay.”
That’s exactly what I would have done.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Or, “I’m not gay, but this sure is. And you guys who aren’t gay who said you are gay? You’re gay. [Cue background music from Marvin Gaye] Now, for all you hot lesbian ladies in the room, I know you might be feelin a little bit disempowered right now. Well that’s all right. Up to now I’ve been insensitive, but that’s over. Now get yall’s sexy little asses back to my place. You gonna give me a hands-on seminar on what it feels like to get all kinds of gay.”
That’s exactly what I would have done.[/quote]
LOL! I wish I had the presence of mind to have done such a thing. This is what the French call the esprit d’escalier.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Or, “I’m not gay, but this sure is. And you guys who aren’t gay who said you are gay? You’re gay. [Cue background music from Marvin Gaye] Now, for all you hot lesbian ladies in the room, I know you might be feelin a little bit disempowered right now. Well that’s all right. Up to now I’ve been insensitive, but that’s over. Now get yall’s sexy little asses back to my place. You gonna give me a hands-on seminar on what it feels like to get all kinds of gay.”
That’s exactly what I would have done.[/quote]
ROFLMAO!!
I got to watch what I read while being at work.
[quote]katzenjammer wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Or, “I’m not gay, but this sure is. And you guys who aren’t gay who said you are gay? You’re gay. [Cue background music from Marvin Gaye] Now, for all you hot lesbian ladies in the room, I know you might be feelin a little bit disempowered right now. Well that’s all right. Up to now I’ve been insensitive, but that’s over. Now get yall’s sexy little asses back to my place. You gonna give me a hands-on seminar on what it feels like to get all kinds of gay.”
That’s exactly what I would have done.[/quote]
LOL! I wish I had the presence of mind to have done such a thing. This is what the French call the esprit d’escalier.[/quote]
And coincidentally, the French are…gay!
[quote]katzenjammer wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]katzenjammer wrote:
For my college orientation, we had to sit in a circle and say, “my name is X - I am gay. I have a very diffcult time…[telling my parents, blah blah].”
This was supposed to make us truly feel how “disempowerd people” felt.
In front of hundreds of people, I got up and left. I wasn’t particularly popular in college. LOL. [/quote]
Wait, What? I would have totally taken advantage of that scenario.[/quote]
Pray tell, how my good man?[/quote]
I have no clue would have been at the moment kind of thing, probably let a few people go in front of me, then pretend like I am offended, maybe come out of the closet in front of the group, threatened to kick their asses for being insensitive to actual gay people and treating ‘gays’ like they are some helpless class of people and accused them of being like Hitler (white people hate being likened to Hitler). Then, to cut the tension let 'em know I was just kidding, but I’m sure gay people don’t like to be thought of as helpless.
I would like to thank TheBodyGuard for this thread. It has lightened up PWI.
By the way I am not gay, but TheBodyGuard is that is why he had to take 1 1/2 hours of training. His boss was tired of him being a pain in his ass.