[quote]totalfit wrote:
90% baby.
I just finished reading “World War Z”[/quote]
Good read!
[quote]dre wrote:
Otep wrote:
67%
You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead
I like to think I’d do pretty well, because I’m in decent shape and heartless. The only problem is that I live in a country that has been more or less completely disarmed. It’s not just me- no one has a gun. So we’d be at somewhat of a disadvantage.
We do have some wicked swords though. What you lose on range, you more than make up for in awesomeness.
Yes, I’m better than someone at surviving a zombie attack! 69% for the win!
Should I not have gone into the grocery store to get canned foods? Was that my ultimate demise?[/quote]
Did you do it cautiously? 'Cuz I did, and I’ll probably still end up zombie food, somehow.
[quote]Otep wrote:
dre wrote:
Otep wrote:
67%
You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead
I like to think I’d do pretty well, because I’m in decent shape and heartless. The only problem is that I live in a country that has been more or less completely disarmed. It’s not just me- no one has a gun. So we’d be at somewhat of a disadvantage.
We do have some wicked swords though. What you lose on range, you more than make up for in awesomeness.
Yes, I’m better than someone at surviving a zombie attack! 69% for the win!
Should I not have gone into the grocery store to get canned foods? Was that my ultimate demise?
Did you do it cautiously? 'Cuz I did, and I’ll probably still end up zombie food, somehow.
[/quote]
Yes I did. I went back and changed some answers, it seems my age is what kills me. Damn…
76%
I would have thought with all of my careful study of Zombie Movies, I would have done better.
[quote]Otep wrote:
dre wrote:
Otep wrote:
67%
You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead
I like to think I’d do pretty well, because I’m in decent shape and heartless. The only problem is that I live in a country that has been more or less completely disarmed. It’s not just me- no one has a gun. So we’d be at somewhat of a disadvantage.
We do have some wicked swords though. What you lose on range, you more than make up for in awesomeness.
Yes, I’m better than someone at surviving a zombie attack! 69% for the win!
Should I not have gone into the grocery store to get canned foods? Was that my ultimate demise?
Did you do it cautiously? 'Cuz I did, and I’ll probably still end up zombie food, somehow.
[/quote]
Yes I did. I went back and changed some answers, it seems my age is what kills me. Damn, apparently 31 is too old to survive a zombie attack. Who knew…
[quote]dre wrote:
Otep wrote:
dre wrote:
Otep wrote:
67%
You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead
I like to think I’d do pretty well, because I’m in decent shape and heartless. The only problem is that I live in a country that has been more or less completely disarmed. It’s not just me- no one has a gun. So we’d be at somewhat of a disadvantage.
We do have some wicked swords though. What you lose on range, you more than make up for in awesomeness.
Yes, I’m better than someone at surviving a zombie attack! 69% for the win!
Should I not have gone into the grocery store to get canned foods? Was that my ultimate demise?
Did you do it cautiously? 'Cuz I did, and I’ll probably still end up zombie food, somehow.
Yes I did. I went back and changed some answers, it seems my age is what kills me. Damn, apparently 31 is too old to survive a zombie attack. Who knew…[/quote]
Ah…that must be it. I went back and experimented with a bunch of different answers regarding the weapons, size the group I’d be with, and how I’d handle the grocery store, and I never got it any higher than 78%. I never considered changing my age (35).
Hmmm. I got 62%. 
Its because i’m female isn’t it.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
Hmmm. I got 62%. Its because i’m female isn’t it.[/quote]
Usually, it depends on whether or not you had sex as some point during the Zombie invasion or if your boyfriend is a jerk. 
68%. I need to learn how to kill more effectively.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
jchenky wrote:
Hmmm. I got 62%. Its because i’m female isn’t it.
Damn, I got 64%, the lowest of any male here. Looks like me and jchenky might end up as flesh eating animated corpses together. On different continents, obviously.
Hang on though, I’ve got a samurai sword right next to my bed, have extensive skills with it, train on the heavy bad regularly and I’m on steroids. On top of that I’ve got a degree in engineering and I’m practical and resourceful as hell.
Fuck you all, I’ll see you on the remote island that I’ll find, post-zombie-apocalypse and turn into a fortress/haven for non-infected people.
Bring Biotest supps. And steroids. And women.
BBB
[/quote]
Zombies we will be…
I’m sure we can survive as Zombies.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
Zombies we will be…
I’m sure we can survive as Zombies.
[/quote]
Not if you run into my bad ass, 68% of the time.
[quote]Otep wrote:
67%
You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead
I like to think I’d do pretty well, because I’m in decent shape and heartless. The only problem is that I live in a country that has been more or less completely disarmed. It’s not just me- no one has a gun. So we’d be at somewhat of a disadvantage.
We do have some wicked swords though. What you lose on range, you more than make up for in awesomeness.[/quote]
x2 … haha we fail.
87% where is the option for driving the specially built wrangler I have for just this reason… and wheeling on the weekend, but still…
Big negative for survival if your female in that quiz… which sucks because it is just gona be a bunch of guys left… screw it, eat my brain !!!
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
dre wrote:
Otep wrote:
dre wrote:
Otep wrote:
67%
You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead
I like to think I’d do pretty well, because I’m in decent shape and heartless. The only problem is that I live in a country that has been more or less completely disarmed. It’s not just me- no one has a gun. So we’d be at somewhat of a disadvantage.
We do have some wicked swords though. What you lose on range, you more than make up for in awesomeness.
Yes, I’m better than someone at surviving a zombie attack! 69% for the win!
Should I not have gone into the grocery store to get canned foods? Was that my ultimate demise?
Did you do it cautiously? 'Cuz I did, and I’ll probably still end up zombie food, somehow.
Yes I did. I went back and changed some answers, it seems my age is what kills me. Damn, apparently 31 is too old to survive a zombie attack. Who knew…
Ah…that must be it. I went back and experimented with a bunch of different answers regarding the weapons, size the group I’d be with, and how I’d handle the grocery store, and I never got it any higher than 78%. I never considered changing my age (35).[/quote]
age and male / female really affect the results…
vehicle, long range weapon, and for the most part unarmed dont change it much (less your gona try to fist fight a zombie)…
btw, anyone have a theory on why a mcdonalds would be a safer place to hide then a police station? zombies dont use guns and mcdonalds have a ton of windows…
You have a 42% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak
You probably wont make it too long without getting your intestines ripped from your belly while screaming for mamma.
hmmm that sucks.
Edit: and im 22
[quote]Ratchet wrote:
btw, anyone have a theory on why a mcdonalds would be a safer place to hide then a police station? zombies dont use guns and mcdonalds have a ton of windows…
[/quote]
Zombies like to eat braaaaaains, and no one with any braaaaaains eats at McDonald’s.
90% booya.
10 minutes away from my armory with over 100 rifles and a dozen Iraq vets.
[quote]You have a 74% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak.
You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over.[/quote]
I’m becoming convinced the creator of this quiz is not familiar with “The Zombie Survival Guide”.
Police Station > McDonalds
In “common weapons” they didn’t give the choice of katana or trench spike, under “assault weapons” we didn’t have an option for a .22 cal handgun or rifles, and under “vehicle” there was no option for pedal-powered mountain bike.
Lame.
I’m surprised at how many people have read the zombie survival guide and world war z…the humans are better prepared than I first thought!