Your Little Phobias

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
2. Dark rooms with red blinking lights. It’s panic time when that happens. Last time it happened was at Disneylands’ Nemo ride.
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Haha, I used to have to do eye therapy, part of which included going into a dark room and hitting buttons to turn off red LEDs on a board before they blinked out. You’d have been curled up in a ball on the floor!

I don’t live near one nor have I ever … but volcanoes scare the beejeebers outta me … don’t know why, just do.

And clowns don’t really scare me, but I sure as hell wouldn’t trust one. If one ever made a joke at my expense I’d have to point at him and say “Fuck you Clown” that’d show him

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I don’t live near one nor have I ever … but volcanoes scare the beejeebers outta me … don’t know why, just do.

And clowns don’t really scare me, but I sure as hell wouldn’t trust one. If one ever made a joke at my expense I’d have to point at him and say “Fuck you Clown” that’d show him[/quote]

As for the clown fear it’s a legit thing, not sure what phobia it is but I served with a guy who would aviod all clows at all costs. One night while having a few beers out in a cabanna in Guam a shipmate ran in wearing a clown mask and the poor dude seized up in a corner and wouldn’t move. We all laughed for about half a minute been then realized his issue was completely legit…

And kept on laughing at him. As is the standard.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
polo77j wrote:
I don’t live near one nor have I ever … but volcanoes scare the beejeebers outta me … don’t know why, just do.

And clowns don’t really scare me, but I sure as hell wouldn’t trust one. If one ever made a joke at my expense I’d have to point at him and say “Fuck you Clown” that’d show him

As for the clown fear it’s a legit thing, not sure what phobia it is but I served with a guy who would aviod all clows at all costs. One night while having a few beers out in a cabanna in Guam a shipmate ran in wearing a clown mask and the poor dude seized up in a corner and wouldn’t move. We all laughed for about half a minute been then realized his issue was completely legit…

And kept on laughing at him. As is the standard.[/quote]

Does this help?

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
polo77j wrote:
I don’t live near one nor have I ever … but volcanoes scare the beejeebers outta me … don’t know why, just do.

And clowns don’t really scare me, but I sure as hell wouldn’t trust one. If one ever made a joke at my expense I’d have to point at him and say “Fuck you Clown” that’d show him

As for the clown fear it’s a legit thing, not sure what phobia it is but I served with a guy who would aviod all clows at all costs. One night while having a few beers out in a cabanna in Guam a shipmate ran in wearing a clown mask and the poor dude seized up in a corner and wouldn’t move. We all laughed for about half a minute been then realized his issue was completely legit…

And kept on laughing at him. As is the standard.[/quote]

One of my buddies is terrified of hunchbacks, so the guys in my dorm chased him around with towels stuffed in their shirts. He screamed like a little girl, it was pretty funny.


XP

another…

vomit? really?
I’m not mean enough this morning to post actual people puking, pumpkins are hilarious though right?

spiders if they’re in my bedroom.
I had a spider living by my front door (inside my apartment) I just left him there, he wasn’t hurting anything, I named him george.

I don’t like large groups of people packed tightly together, or rather, being in the middle of such a group.


and clowns are not my favorite, but not really scared of them.

[quote]stockzy wrote:
The taller something is i’m standing on the more i want to jump off it just to see what it would be like. It’s really quite scary when i’m on top of buildings etc as it’s a REALLY strong feeling. Like don’t go near the edge cause you might jump off feeling. Had it for as long as i can remember.[/quote]

This is me to a T. Not that I’m afraid of heights, I just want to know how much “float time,” I’ll get out of the fall.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
BradTGIF wrote:
polo77j wrote:
I don’t live near one nor have I ever … but volcanoes scare the beejeebers outta me … don’t know why, just do.

And clowns don’t really scare me, but I sure as hell wouldn’t trust one. If one ever made a joke at my expense I’d have to point at him and say “Fuck you Clown” that’d show him

As for the clown fear it’s a legit thing, not sure what phobia it is but I served with a guy who would aviod all clows at all costs. One night while having a few beers out in a cabanna in Guam a shipmate ran in wearing a clown mask and the poor dude seized up in a corner and wouldn’t move. We all laughed for about half a minute been then realized his issue was completely legit…

And kept on laughing at him. As is the standard.

Does this help?[/quote]

FUCK YOU CLOWN

Fear of clowns = coulrophobia

Sadly, I knew that without looking it up.

Man, that clown phobia is for real. Check out this woman:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Man, that clown phobia is for real. Check out this woman:

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Ha!

‘His name is Mister Giggles.’

“WHAT!?”

‘His name is Mister Giggles…he’s a clown.’

http://clownssuck.com/

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Zits on other people.

Spiders/bugs with multiple legs. I’m okay with crickets, mealworms, waxworms, rats, and mice - anything you can get at a pet store - but undomesticated vermin is ick.[/quote]

I know what pics I’m going to PM you…

Hmm…

I am pretty fucked up seriously.

What a I afraid of…

I mean I had a spider in my garage, a large one, used to think about it as a pet

Once I snapped because of some ants running on my friggin desk. I punched em and ate one of em and spat the bastard like ‘FUCK YOU, WHO’S YO DADDY NOW HUH?’

I used to catch wasps with an empty sachet and kill them after just for fun when I was a kid.

Hornets creep the shit out of me tough. Flying fuckers.

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Zits on other people.

Spiders/bugs with multiple legs. I’m okay with crickets, mealworms, waxworms, rats, and mice - anything you can get at a pet store - but undomesticated vermin is ick.

I know what pics I’m going to PM you…[/quote]

I don’t need to see your backne, kthx…

Earthquakes scare the shit out of me.

I was in the shower for the '89 Loma Prieta quake.

Deep water. Like the ocean.

Needles. I always imagine them being absolutely filthy and go through an alphabetically-sorted list of diseases I think I’m going to catch…every time I give blood or get a shot.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Zits on other people.

Spiders/bugs with multiple legs. I’m okay with crickets, mealworms, waxworms, rats, and mice - anything you can get at a pet store - but undomesticated vermin is ick.

I know what pics I’m going to PM you…

I don’t need to see your backne, kthx…[/quote]

:*( sniff