[quote]dirtbag wrote:
How about this …
Those bugs you read about that lay eggs in your skin and they fester and live inside your skin and have to be removed by a dr.
Or the fish that look for openings in your body that have inverted scales and bones to prevent easy removable with out tearing your up inside.[/quote]
Penis fish?
Baby scorpions that like to crawl into my bed. Never been stung yet, but I find them all the time.
[quote]AzCats wrote:
Baby scorpions that like to crawl into my bed. Never been stung yet, but I find them all the time.[/quote]
You need some cats.
[quote]tom8658 wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
How about this …
Those bugs you read about that lay eggs in your skin and they fester and live inside your skin and have to be removed by a dr.
Or the fish that look for openings in your body that have inverted scales and bones to prevent easy removable with out tearing your up inside.
Penis fish?
Candiru (fish) - Wikipedia [/quote]
yeappers that it …ewwww that freaks me out
I’m with yall on the whole cockroach thing. Fuck them. I’m scared to death of the nasty bastards. My last close encounter:
First off, we never have bugs in the house so I don’t know how this thing got in. I just got through showering and was drying off. I felt something on my shoulder. I thought it (chills just thinking about it) was a string or something from the towel. I looked down and it was one of those water roaches. I screamed, exactly like the guy on the video, was dancing butt ass nekkid in the middle of the shower like you see on cartoons, with that roach running circles around me. My wife threw open the bathroom door - she knows my roach scream - as I was throwing open the shower door. The two handles caught and I was trapped in the shower with the beast. It eventually got out and she killed it. I just knew that damn thing was going to run up my leg. If it had, I’d probably would have passed out and shit myself.
Funny, though, no other bug, snake, etc. bother me a bit.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Getting eaten alive… by shark, alligator, lion-- whatever.
Not so much gulped, but chewed on slowly to death…
I think that’s why I hunt and fish so much. There’s probably some really badass karma retribution thing waiting for me… a great white or a grizzly or something.[/quote]
FWIW, the chances of you getting ‘eaten’ let alone ‘attacked’ by a shark is so slim, this fear is even worse than your pepper seeds.
Spiders are fucking gross.
My older brother actually has a fear of little people, midgets, dwarfs, etc…
[quote]hoosegow wrote:
I’m with yall on the whole cockroach thing. Fuck them. I’m scared to death of the nasty bastards. My last close encounter:
First off, we never have bugs in the house so I don’t know how this thing got in. I just got through showering and was drying off. I felt something on my shoulder. I thought it (chills just thinking about it) was a string or something from the towel. I looked down and it was one of those water roaches. I screamed, exactly like the guy on the video, was dancing butt ass nekkid in the middle of the shower like you see on cartoons, with that roach running circles around me. My wife threw open the bathroom door - she knows my roach scream - as I was throwing open the shower door. The two handles caught and I was trapped in the shower with the beast. It eventually got out and she killed it. I just knew that damn thing was going to run up my leg. If it had, I’d probably would have passed out and shit myself.
Funny, though, no other bug, snake, etc. bother me a bit. [/quote]
Next time, get that shit on video.
Shear freaking terror…
okay. im not scared of any animal. We used to have lions and eagles as pets in India, when i used to live there. But i swear to god, for the life of me, i am scared of drive-thru carwash machines. I cannot get into one of them.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
My older brother actually has a fear of little people, midgets, dwarfs, etc…
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Oh really? What’s his address?
lol
Or how about on the Simpsons, when Homer had lasik eye surgery and immediatly after his eyes crusted over.
I can’t help but rub and itch my eyes when I see that.
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
also, on family guy sunday, this dude missing an eye left the socket too moist for too long and he spoke of it growing eye mushrooms
i can’t fucking lose the heebie jeebies as a result of that, i think it has ruined my brain.[/quote]
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Getting eaten alive… by shark, alligator, lion-- whatever.
Not so much gulped, but chewed on slowly to death…
I think that’s why I hunt and fish so much. There’s probably some really badass karma retribution thing waiting for me… a great white or a grizzly or something.[/quote]
Does this help, Steely?
[quote]sluicy wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Zits on other people.
Spiders/bugs with multiple legs.
Mine exactly. (I was waiting for imhungry to answer this for me.)
There’s something about those extra legs that is just CREEPY! When I was at school in New York we occasionally had these bugs in the dorms we called “thousand leggers.” They were big, slinky-fast and when you killed them they released a nasty smell. Horror movie stuff. When I have to kill anything with more than six legs I’m ashamed to admit I do the whole hyperventilating, screeching, ultra-girly terror bit.
Oh, and ticks.[/quote]
No, i’ve stopped giving you crap for that.
Also, I hate MAGGOTS.
Intravenous injections, not intramuscular tho…
…and not being able to move my arms.
Really fat women with big curly stray hairs on their chest who wear low cut shirts.
Bees…in the car.
STDs
That last one is the result of taking classes in pathology that use way too many slides to get a point across. If most of you knew what was really out there, you would have sex wearing a Hefty bag.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Really fat women with big curly stray hairs on their chest who wear low cut shirts.
Bees…in the car.
STDs
That last one is the result of taking classes in pathology that use way too many slides to get a point across. If most of you knew what was really out there, you would have sex wearing a Hefty bag.[/quote]
They over use the slides briefings when you’re PCSing over-seas too … They made it seem like as soon as you got off the plane in Korea your dick automatically got open sores and, in some extreme cases when the weather was warmer, would just fall right off in the airport.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Really fat women with big curly stray hairs on their chest who wear low cut shirts.
Bees…in the car.
STDs
That last one is the result of taking classes in pathology that use way too many slides to get a point across. If most of you knew what was really out there, you would have sex wearing a Hefty bag.
They over use the slides briefings when you’re PCSing over-seas too … They made it seem like as soon as you got off the plane in Korea your dick automatically got open sores and, in some extreme cases when the weather was warmer, would just fall right off in the airport.[/quote]
Yes, we got the same before going to South America. Apparently, even though they are some of the most beautiful women this side of the planet, they also sport a 95% full blown AIDs rate.
What the fuck happened to “Free Love”?
Maybe I should have been born in the 50’s.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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I used to lift outside until I found out that a red wasp nest was underneath my bench. Was doin incline bench when, I’m pretty sure fifteen of those things stung me behind my left ear. Since then, I moved it all inside. BTW, if you stand still hornets and yellow jackets generally leave you alone.
Worms or anything resembling them. Snakes are basically worms with venom and teeth.
Also, small spaces and clowns not necessarily together, but that would be awful.
I punched a clown in the face when I was younger.
