There better be zombies. Seriously, if there aren’t zombies I’m hiring some Pandits and shit is gonna go down in South America.
1.Bitch slap and choke out all those people who really piss me off
2.Buy weapons and canned food
3.Dirty bulk
4.Learn how to hunt
Kill many people and sleep with even more women…
[quote]Marlind wrote:
[quote]i work out wrote:
poop on at least 1 girls chest and enjoy it.
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Am I the only one who thinks this is fucked up?[/quote]
I wouldn’t poop on anyone, but I’d let the right girl poop on me.
Who’s with me?
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Thats too much burden for one man to bear, brother.
I’ll handle #1 and that way you can focus on the other two goals.
De rien…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’ll probably help my wife have a baby.
Hopefully get promoted to manager.
Pull 600+ and hit a decently lean 265-280lbs. [/quote]
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LOL.
And no, I’m not getting pooped on.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Thats too much burden for one man to bear, brother.
I’ll handle #1 and that way you can focus on the other two goals.
De rien…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’ll probably help my wife have a baby.
Hopefully get promoted to manager.
Pull 600+ and hit a decently lean 265-280lbs. [/quote]
[/quote]
LOL.
And no, I’m not getting pooped on.[/quote]
Shit.
So much for goal number 3.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Thats too much burden for one man to bear, brother.
I’ll handle #1 and that way you can focus on the other two goals.
De rien…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’ll probably help my wife have a baby.
Hopefully get promoted to manager.
Pull 600+ and hit a decently lean 265-280lbs. [/quote]
[/quote]
LOL.
And no, I’m not getting pooped on.[/quote]
Weak.
okay okay, can I use saran wrap?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
okay okay, can I use saran wrap?[/quote]
Saran Wrap?!?! What are you, some kind of deviant or something?!?!?
EW!!
Forget it!
Would you bring your dog?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
okay okay, can I use saran wrap?[/quote]
No way dude. Ruins the experience.
Maybe if she’s got the runs, but only then.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
okay okay, can I use saran wrap?[/quote]
No way dude. Ruins the experience.
Maybe if she’s got the runs, but only then.[/quote]
She best be eating her psyllium husk, is all I got to say.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
okay okay, can I use saran wrap?[/quote]
Saran Wrap?!?! What are you, some kind of deviant or something?!?!?
EW!!
Forget it!
Would you bring your dog?[/quote]
I would bring the dog, but he keeps trying to play with the yellow ice when we got outside…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
okay okay, can I use saran wrap?[/quote]
Saran Wrap?!?! What are you, some kind of deviant or something?!?!?
EW!!
Forget it!
Would you bring your dog?[/quote]
I would bring the dog, but he keeps trying to play with the yellow ice when we got outside… [/quote]
Bring the yellow ice with you… We can all have snow cones!!
I’m gonna bulk, baby!
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…There has been a culture of fear of our own destruction since the 1950’s at least…[/quote]
This is true and I am getting tired of it. I’ve seen it in one form or another throughout my life. Especially today, whether on the History or Discovery Channels or their facsimiles, the news, Hollywood movies, etc., there seems to be a pervading atmosphere of impending doom…everywhere.
In the 60s and 70s (and the 50s for that matter per Prof X’s remark) it was the Cold War and the Antichrist (and an ice age - hah).
In the 80s we had a bit of a reprieve although if I thought about it for a minute I could probably remember some Great Fear existing then.
From the 90s to the present it seems to be terrorism and natural disasters (and Y2K, oh the horror). Or in the case of global warming and the like - man made natural disasters.[/quote]
I read a book stating the two most common myths cultural myths of today are:
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Apocalyptic destruction, that humans are somehow fallen from grace and will be destroyed violently and soon.
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Technological salvation, that somehow science and technology will save us from the reality of a finite resource base that is needed to sustain human life.
The theory remains that with an ever increasing global population depleting a finite resource base, which translates directly to limited energy, food, shelter, medical care, etc., how long will it be able to support the world’s growing population or even sustain the current way of life we have now.
The world probably won’t explode into apocalyptic oblivion, although the technology does exist to make it a possibility. However, there may be a harsher future in store than many people care to even contemplate the possibility of for whatever reasons.
If the shit does hit the fan, and I would prefer it not to, I wouldn’t mind moving to Argentina to establish a small, grass fed cattling operation. It would be preferable to sitting behind a desk for the majority of my adult years.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Own a monkey and be part of a heist. [/quote]
good answer… and you made me go look up that routine… priceless…
WHERE’S THE FUCKING VAN!?!?! THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!
I’d quit my day job, get a big band together and hit the road. If the world’s gonna end, we need some loud rock and roll.
I would find all of my old teachers on Facebook and have sex with them.
DB