I will ponder whether an extinct race of mexicans was advanced enough to predict the end of the world, but not advanced enough to invent small pox vaccines.
[quote]Chickenmcnug wrote:
I will ponder why an extinct race of mexicans was advanced enough to predict the end of the world, but not advanced enough to invent small pox vaccines.[/quote]
or prevent their own extinction.
Decide if I should get my teeth re-bonded or get veneers, they def need to be redone by then. Waddaya think X?
learn as much as my brain will allow, sleep as much as possible, lift heavier things today than i did yesterday, eat as much food as my stomach will allow, have frequent amazing sex, laugh with my friends whenever possible.
pretty much the same thing i do now.
After reading everyone’s list, I need to step up goals
-Hit list
-Accomplish every hit on the list and framing the assassinations on others
i would go on a huge LSD trip
1.Stock up on ammo, buy more guns, build the worlds most bad ass truck, stock pile gas, food and water.
2.First 18 months go on the dirtiest bulk ever, take stupid amounts of steroids, get as big/strong possible.
3.The final 6 months switch to crossfit and end up the ultimate weapon.
4.prepare for Thunderdome
Build a huge spaceship.
Own a monkey and be part of a heist.
look forward with great anticipation to see what the new world order wil be. fascinating.
1.Get a contract to play rugby.
2.Get as swole as possible.
3.Get laid many more times.
I will be happy then.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Own a monkey and be part of a heist. [/quote]
THIS IS WIN
Read the Zombie survival guide, then prepare for the zombie invasion
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Chickenmcnug wrote:
I will ponder why an extinct race of mexicans was advanced enough to predict the end of the world, but not advanced enough to invent small pox vaccines.[/quote]
or prevent their own extinction. [/quote]
But, with all of our intellect and culture, we still haven’t cured Cancer. We are also very capable of destroying ourselves. There has been a culture of fear of our own destruction since the 1950’s at least…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Chickenmcnug wrote:
I will ponder why an extinct race of mexicans was advanced enough to predict the end of the world, but not advanced enough to invent small pox vaccines.[/quote]
or prevent their own extinction. [/quote]
But, with all of our intellect and culture, we still haven’t cured Cancer. We are also very capable of destroying ourselves. There has been a culture of fear of our own destruction since the 1950’s at least…[/quote]
Shit, I realized I was capable of destroying myself when I was three.
There has been a culture of fear of my own destruction since '92 at least. A small culture, but they’re vocal.
In the next 24 months, I will dedicate myself to work toward a cure for cancer (which will be all for naught because we’re all going to be dead in 24 months).
But first I’ll have to clear my head.
In order to clear my head, I’ll have to masturbate. I have a lot of head clearing to do.
I’m looking to forward to having larger forearms when the end of the world arrives.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
In the next 24 months, I will dedicate myself to work toward a cure for cancer (which will be all for naught because we’re all going to be dead in 24 months).
But first I’ll have to clear my head.
In order to clear my head, I’ll have to masturbate. I have a lot of head clearing to do.
I’m looking to forward to having larger forearms when the end of the world arrives.[/quote]
Good to know!!!
Waits outside with great anticipation
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
In the next 24 months, I will dedicate myself to work toward a cure for cancer (which will be all for naught because we’re all going to be dead in 24 months).
But first I’ll have to clear my head.
In order to clear my head, I’ll have to masturbate. I have a lot of head clearing to do.
I’m looking to forward to having larger forearms when the end of the world arrives.[/quote]
Good to know!!!
Waits outside with great anticipation and a bucket
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Fixed
go talk to every girl that looks at me at a bar. have sex with all of them within 1.5 hours.
find a thai girl to clean, do my dishes, walk on my back, etc.
poop on at least 1 girls chest and enjoy it.
get laid IN a weight room.
Do everything I can to speed up the singularity–that way it won’t matter what happens on 2012–or maybe that’s what the Mayan’s foresaw–the singularity.