Your Hit List

People who don’t like Marvel. Seriously, how can you not like Marvel?!

All on my list are personal, why would you want to take out aggressions on TV personalities and political figures?

Mine range from shit that goes back to childhood, gym teachers, bullies, coworkers, bosses. I’d have to be terminally ill to act on any of it, which still may wind up being a fantasy. Some people have fallen off the list due to them being dead.

BG

[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
All on my list are personal, why would you want to take out aggressions on TV personalities and political figures?

Mine range from shit that goes back to childhood, gym teachers, bullies, coworkers, bosses. I’d have to be terminally ill to act on any of it, which still may wind up being a fantasy. Some people have fallen off the list due to them being dead.

BG[/quote]

The reason the lists tend toward celebrities/athletes/politicians is because we all know who they are. Obviously we’d all like to go after the guy who cheated on our sister or the dude who stole our bike, but no one else on here probably cares about that shit. But as we’ve seen, when famous people are mentioned, who we may only see once in our lifetimes if we’re lucky enough to get a crack at them, others can relate.

Hannity
Michael Moore
Julia Roberts
Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest

[quote]Billy Whizz wrote:
People who don’t like Marvel. Seriously, how can you not like Marvel?! [/quote]
Becasue DC is SOOOOOOOOOOO much better. I mean, they have Batman and Superman and uhhhh The Teen Titans? nevermind.

[quote]bluefingas wrote:

[quote]Billy Whizz wrote:
People who don’t like Marvel. Seriously, how can you not like Marvel?! [/quote]
Becasue DC is SOOOOOOOOOOO much better. I mean, they have Batman and Superman and uhhhh The Teen Titans? nevermind.[/quote]

I’m actually bi-curious. I do both DC and Marvel. But Marvel is my preferred partner in bed.

lol at some people getting all worked up over a humorous thread in GAL…pretty ironic if you ask me.

As for me …

  1. Don King
  2. This one kid my freshman year who hit me for no other reason than to just look cool/tough and I didn’t dare do shit cause he was a lot bigger than me.
  3. Fat people on scooters, seriously most of them are just miserable people who are just in my fuckin’ way.

Boning list…

  1. Eva Mendez
  2. Eva Longaria
  3. Catherine Zeta Jones
  4. Carmen Electra

lol…

Hit List:

Megan Fox
Eva Mendes
Jaimie Koeppe
Rosa Acosta
Melyssa Ford
Bar Refaeli
Kate Beckinsale
Vida Guerra
Micah Moore
Dakoda Brookes

Bone List:
Bin Laden & Associates
Pretty much all other terrorists…as far as celebrities go they’re the worst eh?

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

Alicia Keys

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I really have a thing for her too

LOL at Leonard Marshall. Dude, that was 20 years ago. Get over it. And I disagree: he had a couple of great years with the CHiefs, brought them to the AFC championship. Damn I loved the early 90s Chiefs: DT (RIP), The Nigerian Nightmare, Barry Word, Neil Smith, Mike Webster (RIP), Marcus Allen…

Conversely, I would like to thank and shake the hand of Roger Craig for so generously handing the ball off to LT. Mucho appreciated buddy!

“THE HIT”

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Ha Ha the is should get some flame, The OP brought up football.

Well Im a seahawks fan so all the officials who called super bowl 40.Fuck those guys, and fuck Bettis and his ring.[/quote]

I feel for you buddy b/c it’s the last time the Seahawks will contend for a title for quite awhile. That was a shitty game though, you have to admit it wasn’t exactly watching 2 teams at their best.
I think the worst part of that game is how Rapelisberger is now so f’n overrated while my man Eli gets nothing but hate. I like Big Ben, but he was putrid in SB 40 and had nothing to do with winning it. Then in 43 they win b/c of an almost unheard of 100 yard interception return by a fat LB who barely made the endzone.

Yes, that TD at the end was a gorgeous throw, but so was Eli’s TD pass to Plax.
OK, I’m done defending the highest paid player in the NFL.

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
That asshole that stole my bike when I was 15. I was CRUSHED that day, I actually cried.

Those motherfuckers that robbed my apartment and stole all my comics when I was 19. I thought about killing myself that day, those comics had been my life up until that point.

That other asshole that stole my bike when I was 23. It was the only method of transportation I had at the time. God that shit sucked.

Thsoe assholes put me through some dark fucking times. If I ever find those mothefuckers, god help them.[/quote]

x2 for the bike thefts. I cried like a little girl when they stole my peugeot when I was 14.

Also had my Gary Fisher stolen when I was 24 and it was my only means of transport as well.

Osama Bin Laden

Anti-Gun Activist

People who “Has a friend who knows someone my size who is stronger than me but cant remember there name”
You Lie!

And MILF’s. I like me some MILF’s.

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:

[quote]johnnytang24 wrote:
Why would you physically assault someone for their beliefs? Separate the man and you may find you actually like get along with them.

I have no list, but if I did, it would be meaningless to post here – you wouldn’t recognize any of the names on it; it would have names of people I’ve actually interacted with, not some TV persona.[/quote]

Agreed. I’ve received hate mail from people letting me know that I’m on their “list”. I feel sorry for the poor content models who are going to get their asses beat because I laughed at some guy on a phone sex line for wearing his mother’s panties.[/quote]

you’re on my list if you know what i mean

bow chicka wow wow

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Put me on your list too

I hate people that hate people[/quote]

Woah, mindfuck. Its too early in the morning to be to grasp what you said and resolve it properly.

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I left out the drunk driver that hit me when I was 16. I was in the hospital for a week. Illegal immigrant, fled the scene and went back to Mexico. They never found him. I have a 6 inch scar on the back of my head and permanent brain damage. Fuck that asshole.[/quote]

Sorry to hear about that. Nothing worse than a drunk driver. Mainly because they fuck up just about everyone else’s life, and don’t even know (and thus care) that they did it. I hope you meet him again.