[quote]LoRez wrote:
So what happened to Der Steppenwolfe? 250 posts and poof, gone.[/quote]
Maybe he did get banned.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
So what happened to Der Steppenwolfe? 250 posts and poof, gone.[/quote]
Maybe he did get banned.[/quote]
I don’t think he was posting anything that would warrant getting banned. I believe his dog eating him is a more plausible explanation for his disappearance.
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
So what happened to Der Steppenwolfe? 250 posts and poof, gone.[/quote]
Maybe he did get banned.[/quote]
I don’t think he was posting anything that would warrant getting banned. I believe his dog eating him is a more plausible explanation of his disappearance. [/quote]
I don’t know. That was a pretty solid knock on wood he made a while ago.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Did you know that as you age your nutsack will lose the elasticity and your nuts will get lower and lower.
I once had an elderly man flush his own balls down the toilet.
Hell of a thing to run into a patients room as he is screaming and his balls are being sucked down the sewer. [/quote]
POIDNH[/quote]
You want to see my balls Push?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Did you know that as you age your nutsack will lose the elasticity and your nuts will get lower and lower.
I once had an elderly man flush his own balls down the toilet.
Hell of a thing to run into a patients room as he is screaming and his balls are being sucked down the sewer. [/quote]
That’s just fucking funny.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Did you know that as you age your nutsack will lose the elasticity and your nuts will get lower and lower.
I once had an elderly man flush his own balls down the toilet.
Hell of a thing to run into a patients room as he is screaming and his balls are being sucked down the sewer. [/quote]
POIDNH[/quote]
You want to see my balls Push? [/quote]
I wanna see everything: balls, elasticity, toilets, screaming, sewers, and the Dallas Cowboys losing again. And again. And again.
(I’m assuming those were Jerry Jones’ balls on that voyage)
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Lol. Well this was back in the mid 90’s, we didnt even have cell phones then, just beepers.
Everyone loves to hate my Cowboys.
Statistically they are .500 since their last SB win.
So chances are they will win, lose, win and then lose
Something it took me a long time to figure out…ginger ale tastes like ginger.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Something it took me a long time to figure out…ginger ale tastes like ginger. [/quote]
I never tasted a ginger, so I would not know…
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Something it took me a long time to figure out…ginger ale tastes like ginger. [/quote]
I never tasted a ginger, so I would not know…[/quote]
Tastes a tad like chilli.
I figure they’d taste like the ichor of Lucifer…with a little giner root mixed in.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Did you know that as you age your nutsack will lose the elasticity and your nuts will get lower and lower.
I once had an elderly man flush his own balls down the toilet.
Hell of a thing to run into a patients room as he is screaming and his balls are being sucked down the sewer. [/quote]
POIDNH[/quote]
You want to see my balls Push? [/quote]
I wanna see everything: balls, elasticity, toilets, screaming, sewers, and the Dallas Cowboys losing again. And again. And again.
(I’m assuming those were Jerry Jones’ balls on that voyage)
[/quote]
Lol. Well this was back in the mid 90’s, we didnt even have cell phones then, just beepers.
Everyone loves to hate my Cowboys.
Statistically they are .500 since their last SB win.
So chances are they will win, lose, win and then lose[/quote]
But they will always be losers with Cap’n Jerr at the helm.[/quote]
I agree sir, but what are you going to do?
Besides plan an assassination
Still here, just taking more of a ‘lurking role’ for a while. Plus, I’ve been gone the last couple of days. I’d say I was working, but that would be a lie. I was making love.
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
So what happened to Der Steppenwolfe? 250 posts and poof, gone.[/quote]
Maybe he did get banned.[/quote]
I don’t think he was posting anything that would warrant getting banned. I believe his dog eating him is a more plausible explanation for his disappearance. [/quote]
You know who else hasn’t been around for a while? The Other Titan. I told him to go jack off in Swahili so maybe that’s what he’s off doing. Though when he returns he’ll likely say he was “making love”.
-If you are in a traumatic accident and your leg needs amputating from above the knee, doctors are sometimes able to take your ankle joint, rotate it, and attach it to your femur to become your new “knee” - the procedure is called a Van Ness Rotationoplasty (source: me - I was fortunate enough to see one of these procedures done)
-To avoid whiplash from a rear-end collision, your best bet is to have your head resting on the headrest of your seat - this causes your head to accelerate forward at the same speed as the car. The worst thing you can do is to tense up your neck muscles, the after-effects from the muscle avulsions this can cause are often permanent (source: a chiropractor friend of mine who deals with a lot of MVAs)
-Immodium (anti-diarrheal medicine) is in the opiate family, but the molecule cannot pass the blood brain barrier. Combining it with a lot of black pepper (specifically, piperine) can allow it to cross this barrier, and can be very dangerous as the effects are unpredictable (source - a doctor friend of mine)
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
-To avoid whiplash from a rear-end collision, your best bet is to have your head resting on the headrest of your seat - this causes your head to accelerate forward at the same speed as the car. The worst thing you can do is to tense up your neck muscles, the after-effects from the muscle avulsions this can cause are often permanent (source: a chiropractor friend of mine who deals with a lot of MVAs)
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This is why its always best to drive while your reactions are impaired. Disclaimer: I am joking, please don’t get drunk and drive.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
So what happened to Der Steppenwolfe? 250 posts and poof, gone.[/quote]
Maybe he did get banned.[/quote]
I don’t think he was posting anything that would warrant getting banned. I believe his dog eating him is a more plausible explanation for his disappearance. [/quote]
You know who else hasn’t been around for a while? The Other Titan. I told him to go jack off in Swahili so maybe that’s what he’s off doing. Though when he returns he’ll likely say he was “making love”.[/quote]
LOL!!!
He has been making himself scarce lately!