You Have A Movie With the Word 'Sex'

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This is what she looks like to me.

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Um, so what, a whole thread about how ugly SJP is? Hardly seems worthwhile. Some people are not as attractive as others. Without them weā€™d have no appreciation for the hot ones. Would OP be happier if he knew the movie would be less about the characters and more about shoe shopping?

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Transvestite Donkey-Witch.

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[quote]raybbaby wrote:
Um, so what, a whole thread about how ugly SJP is? Hardly seems worthwhile. Some people are not as attractive as others. Without them weā€™d have no appreciation for the hot ones. Would OP be happier if he knew the movie would be less about the characters and more about shoe shopping?[/quote]

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Apparently she empowers women to embrace their inner sexiness. This coupled with the ā€œaverage men are as hot as ripped dudesā€ thread makes me freak out about society.

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Sarah Jessica Parker: looks better in green.

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The worst part is that SJP is the second best looking one of the bunch. Obviously the brunette is the only attractive one, but my God, those other 2 hags are fucking terrible!

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I heard somewhere that the redhead one is a lesbian in real life. I saw the first movie and I think she had sex twice onscreen in it. Damn it!

Funny story: One of my dogs has that weird ability to discern things on TVā€¦she only barks at animals thoughā€¦so I have to turn past Animal Planet quickly.
Anyway, when my girlfriend and I were watching ā€œSex & The Cityā€ on DVD (well, I was half watching, half drinking whiskey) that dog would bark and growl at the TV when Sarah Jessica Parker came on!

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So I opened that, and actually got scared.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

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Is the horse on the left side or the right side?

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[quote]raybbaby wrote:
Um, so what, a whole thread about how ugly SJP is? Hardly seems worthwhile. Some people are not as attractive as others. Without them weā€™d have no appreciation for the hot ones. Would OP be happier if he knew the movie would be less about the characters and more about shoe shopping?[/quote]

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Haters only, GTFO.

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So am I the only one in here that would do her? Iā€™d probably give Maggie Gyllenhaal a shot too.

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My gf rented the movie and was told how great it was.

ALL the women in that movie are hideous, except maybe the pregnant one. This whole movie was about shopping and old people fking. Both my GF and I were totally disgusted by the movie. I mean really, who the hell wants to see a bunch of naked, unattractive, 40 year old women have sex and turn their bodies into sushi platters for 2 hours.

I was honestly deeply and truly offended by this movie. Old people should be ban from having sex on camera.

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
My gf rented the movie and was told how great it was.

ALL the women in that movie are hideous, except maybe the pregnant one. This whole movie was about shopping and old people fking. Both my GF and I were totally disgusted by the movie. I mean really, who the hell wants to see a bunch of naked, unattractive, 40 year old women have sex and turn their bodies into sushi platters for 2 hours.

I was honestly deeply and truly offended by this movie. Old people should be ban from having sex on camera.[/quote]

Fuckface! What do you mean by ā€œoldā€? My wifeā€™s 46 and hotter than most women half her age.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:
This is what she looks like to me.[/quote]

Wrong picā€¦thatā€™s Maggie Gyllenhaal.

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Itā€™d shag Maggie, at least she got meat on her bones.

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Itā€™s very interesting here

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