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You are a short starfish who likes to eat lesbians.

Right on!

Bdw my 1000 post.

Yay!

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I’m a cock-heavy pawslut who likes to fight with mules and a rare behemoth that likes to empty mufflers.

[quote]Paste42 wrote:
I’m a cock-heavy pawslut who likes to fight with mules and a rare behemoth that likes to empty mufflers.[/quote]

makes sense.

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Watery manwhore who likes to think about cunts.

Tiny baby who likes to laugh at lesbians.

Sexy dragon who likes to fling dildos.

Green bicycle who likes to orally explore oxen.

Nice slut who likes to break homosexuals.

NUT LICKING BABY WHO LIKES TO LICK PENISES.
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I’m a happy baby who likes to devour hawks.

I’m a malignant hosecock boy who likes to burst women.

I’m a red hobo who like to taste hot bitches.

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Im a tricky fishstick who likes to feed cunts.

You are a godly devil who likes to hurt vaginas.

large sexybitch who likes to corner heteoexuals