BAAHAHA I’m a testicular boyfriend who likes to bite goats. THAT’S why my legs are so hairy!
Now Im A notorious Dog who likes to corrupt vaginas!!
Epic!!! haha
I’m a sad fish stick who likes to infultrate toilets.
I’m a pretty peach who likes to hit crotches
A slimy vampire who likes to eat souls…?
I can’t quit playing this game.
I’m a muscular hyooman who likes to spill coffee on giant tits. Probably because I’m jealous.
[quote]HangerBaby wrote:
I’m a pretty peach who likes to hit crotches
:([/quote]
…with his mouth (joking!!)
Apparently I’m a scary behemoth who likes to tear mammals
and...
and itchy man who likes to fuck buffalo
talk about some accurate descriptions…
I’m a boob-sucking viking prince who likes to murder hellhounds.
Its scary how dead-on this thing is.
I’m a sexy sexybitch who likes to hug kangaroos.
The possibilities for this thread are endless.
Mathematically speaking it ain’t
but I predict this thread will be a long one and full of win.
Fragile publisher that likes to bend monster cocks…
I am a questionable fruitcake who likes to sleep on knobs.
Toe-sucking starfish who likes to sluuuuuuuuuurp lawnmowers.
LOL, now I’m a huge cock who likes to hit cocksuckers, seems logical.
I am a “horrible baby who likes to wash dinosaurs” lol
I am a boob-sucking hunk who likes to cum on hot bitches.
Beat that
[quote]Gmoore17 wrote:
I am a boob-sucking hunk who likes to cum on hot bitches.
Beat that[/quote]
I am a huge stud who likes to sleep with your Mom…that’s what i thought
see if this shows up
I’m a rare hobo who likes to fistfuck paws…
Love the music!
best one yet
you are a nut licking woman who likes to rape horses