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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.
[/quote]

Wait until after 5 o’clock please…[/quote]

His hands, rough and beaten from years of labor, slowly trailed up her thigh. The slight tickle sent waves of heat through her, starting deep within her soul, traveling through her, gushing out of his ultimate destination. Her love curtains were swollen in anticipation of his rugged hands arrival. [/quote]

While I do think that you bring in the physical sensation of his scarred experienced hands on her soft, vulnerable skin quite nicely, I think you need to bring in some emotional tension too:

His eyes, which were so kind and gentle, until now, ravished her with a piercing glare and his hands moved as if guided by nature herself and she knew that she could not stop him, even if she wanted too…

Or some such. [/quote]

There is emotions involved in sex?[/quote]

Apparently there is !

If you have a vagina.

Its just that those emotions are more of the none PC kind.

Submission, being overwhelmed, to finally give in after an extended struggle, to fucking let go because your man has got this and will git her done.

This needs to be in there, the rest are footnotes.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.
[/quote]

Wait until after 5 o’clock please…[/quote]

His hands, rough and beaten from years of labor, slowly trailed up her thigh. The slight tickle sent waves of heat through her, starting deep within her soul, traveling through her, gushing out of his ultimate destination. Her love curtains were swollen in anticipation of his rugged hands arrival. [/quote]

While I do think that you bring in the physical sensation of his scarred experienced hands on her soft, vulnerable skin quite nicely, I think you need to bring in some emotional tension too:

His eyes, which were so kind and gentle, until now, ravished her with a piercing glare and his hands moved as if guided by nature herself and she knew that she could not stop him, even if she wanted too…

Or some such. [/quote]

There is emotions involved in sex?[/quote]

Shame and regret are the two I tend to experience.

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[quote]Be_Sound wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.
[/quote]

Wait until after 5 o’clock please…[/quote]

His hands, rough and beaten from years of labor, slowly trailed up her thigh. The slight tickle sent waves of heat through her, starting deep within her soul, traveling through her, gushing out of his ultimate destination. Her love curtains were swollen in anticipation of his rugged hands arrival. [/quote]

While I do think that you bring in the physical sensation of his scarred experienced hands on her soft, vulnerable skin quite nicely, I think you need to bring in some emotional tension too:

His eyes, which were so kind and gentle, until now, ravished her with a piercing glare and his hands moved as if guided by nature herself and she knew that she could not stop him, even if she wanted too…

Or some such. [/quote]

There is emotions involved in sex?[/quote]

Shame and regret are the two I tend to experience.
[/quote]

Those are the two I seem to leave in my wake… Well, that and disappointment ha

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[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/picking_on_nate_green_5?id=3462290&pageNo=0

Worst post for this guy…best post for us pack of jeering bastards LOL![/quote]

Hahahaha! Best thread category for sure!

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I think TNation deleted the thread, but I remember this guys thread being just… awful.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:
There Can Be Only One.[/quote]

LOL, that was a classic,

quite enjoyed the thread that the male stripper put up, can’t recall the name of it but he used two ** before his name, boy did that bring out the haters.

and anything to do with gay marriage, recall Zeb and Forlife going at it for over 100 pages and enjoyed Zeb’s chinning thread.

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Link to this daughter dildo thread?

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[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m still irritated over that fucking Headhunter and the daughter’s dildo thread. [/quote]

Haha! That was crazy, yet he was the first to point out similar things he only suspected in other posters.

Someone here did some detective work and found out that the dude in his avatar wasn’t even him!
[/quote]

The guy in the infamous red trunk avatar was internet fitness guru Rusty Moore. HH had a penchant for using Rusty Moore’s pics

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m still irritated over that fucking Headhunter and the daughter’s dildo thread. [/quote]

Haha! That was crazy, yet he was the first to point out similar things he only suspected in other posters.

Someone here did some detective work and found out that the dude in his avatar wasn’t even him!
[/quote]

The guy in the infamous red trunk avatar was internet fitness guru Rusty Moore. HH had a penchant for using Rusty Moore’s pics
[/quote]

Ah! It was YOU, Roy! Good sleuthing!

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[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
I think TNation deleted the thread, but I remember this guys thread being just… awful. [/quote]

http://tnation.T-Nation.com/hub/Drivethruhero#myForums/thread/2321491/0

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this is one of the bests threads in this here Tnation -

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
this is one of the bests threads in this here Tnation -

Epic thread! Vikings rule!

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[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
I think TNation deleted the thread, but I remember this guys thread being just… awful. [/quote]

I saw him posting on another forum last year. The kid got big. Assuming it was really him.

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^ I don’t know about that.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^ I don’t know about that. [/quote]

Yeah. Hard to tell, but could be.
Steroids!

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[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^ I don’t know about that. [/quote]

Yeah. Hard to tell, but could be.
Steroids!
[/quote]

Good for him if it’s him.

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Uh, the fuckin’ tattoo guys

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[quote]MattyG35 wrote:
Uh, the fuckin’ tattoo guys[/quote]

It looks like the same tattoo, obviously, but it doesn’t look right to me. It looks too small and it must be poor quality to have faded so bad. I’ve got tattoos 10 years old that look a lot better.

I don’t feel like the faces look the same either…

It could be him though, its not like I know.

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Like I said it looks weird to me.

*It’s not just faded, it looks like it shrunk.