The funniest bumper sticker I have seen was on a car driven by a woman:
If you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair!
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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
I have a theory: the greater the number of bumper stickers, the worse the driver. Anyone else notice a correlation?
The more bumper stickers there are on a car, the greater piece of shit that car is. And it’s usually being driven by some Jerry Garcia look alike hippie.
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BINGO!!! The stickers cover the lack of paint on the car.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
A friend of mine once had a break up with his girlfriend, and for revenge he went and made up a few “I love it in the ass” bumper stickers and painted her car with them.
She drove around unknowingly with those bumper stickers on her car for several days.
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Oh that’s bad! A buddy of mine and his friend/co-worker were playing pranks on each other at our job. My friend made a bumper sticker and put it on his co-worker’s car that read “I’M GAY”. He drove with it for two days before realizing.
[quote]Miserere wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
I have a theory: the greater the number of bumper stickers, the worse the driver. Anyone else notice a correlation?
The more bumper stickers there are on a car, the greater piece of shit that car is. And it’s usually being driven by some Jerry Garcia look alike hippie.
Loose Tool wrote:
And odds are it’s a Saab or Volvo.
…from '85 or so.
Boy, do those cars last forever.[/quote]
I was thinking, but I didn’t think many folks would get - but you will, is that most of those Saabs and Volvos also have a “City of Cambridge” parking sticker on their back window.
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Miserere wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
I have a theory: the greater the number of bumper stickers, the worse the driver. Anyone else notice a correlation?
The more bumper stickers there are on a car, the greater piece of shit that car is. And it’s usually being driven by some Jerry Garcia look alike hippie.
Loose Tool wrote:
And odds are it’s a Saab or Volvo.
…from '85 or so.
Boy, do those cars last forever.
I was thinking, but I didn’t think many folks would get - but you will, is that most of those Saabs and Volvos also have a “City of Cambridge” parking sticker on their back window.[/quote]
So very true
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
I was thinking, but I didn’t think many folks would get - but you will, is that most of those Saabs and Volvos also have a “City of Cambridge” parking sticker on their back window.[/quote]
Ha ha ha! Yep, I’ve seen a few of those around 
What’s that they say…? 02138: The most opinionated postcode in America
Hey, I have three bumper stickers on my 2005 Honda Accord, and it’s in good shape. They make it easier for me to differentiate my car from the thousand and one other silver Honda Accords in every parking lot. (I’m sorely tempted to paint it neon green or orange.)
I purposely avoid anything political. Mine are:
I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I embarrass my offspring. (Which I put on upside-down because it embarrasses my offspring more that way.)
READ.
The best one I’ve seen lately is a “ribbon” sticker that says: I support the Chinese workers who make these stupid stickers".
You think you know bad bumper stickers? Well, I got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes:
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling Choir performance, followed by a thunderous Prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and I put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did! What an up-lifting experience
that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a
busy intersection, just lost in thought about the
Lord and how good He is . . . and I didn’t notice
that the light had changed. It is a good thing
someone else loves Jesus, because if he hadn’t
honked, I’d never have noticed!
I found that lots of people loved Jesus! Why,
while I was sitting there, the guy behind started
honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his
window and screamed, “For the love of God!
Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, Go!”
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a “sunny beach.” I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson, who was sitting in the back seat, what it meant, and he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I’ve never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray, or ask me what Church I attended. But this is when I noticed the light had changed. So I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
(taken from Honk If You Love Jesus )
[quote]entheogens wrote:
“Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on cadillac.”[/quote]
And a little voice told me, “Don’t go back, you can never go back.”
“…With a Bocephus sticker on his 442 he’d lite 'em up just for fun…”