Words Men Should Never Use

“Can I kiss you ?”

[quote]njrusmc wrote:
Tween: A twenty-something person

“The bowling alley is the most fun place for teens and tweens!” -Saw this in a magazine last night[/quote]

The word tween is actually short for between and stands for kids (usually girls) who are nearly, but not quite, teenagers. I learned this from a newspaper and then decided the mainstream media was a lost cause.

“I literally have a vagina as a part of my anatomy” or alternatively, “I literally have no penis”(gotta respect the eunuchs). I suppose, “I have two X chromosomes” would also work. Everything else is fair game for a man to say.