Words Men Should Never Use

Parfait (as in the ice-cream dessert).

Vinagrette

Referring to any kind of dessert as “sinful”

Comfy (particularly gay when combined with “cozy”)

Jazzy

Calling his girlfriend/wife “boo”

Tempo

Ghastly

Sizzling-hot obliques (I know it’s more that one word, but still)

Snuggie

“to die for”

Douchebag (because it makes no sense and it’s dehumanizing as a general rule)

[quote]AlisaV wrote:
I hate people who say “zeitgeist” too.
I’m not sure why, but I think it tends to go with sloppy, over-generalized thinking.
[/quote]

Yeah, fuck those sloppy cunts.

The words to every G-D Backyardigans song ever. (It’s like a brain tumor). Fuckit, no adult male should even know what a “Backyardigan” is.

Fuck!

and it took me a couple of pages before I got the MC Hammer reference.

Douchebag is a really funny word, and should be used any chance someone is acting like a douchebag. This is only my opinion.

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Douchebag (because it makes no sense and it’s dehumanizing as a general rule)
[/quote]

You just took out 80 % of my vocabulary. Damn you. Damn you to hell.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
I’ll Start.

“Yummy”[/quote]

Brad, when I look at your avatar, I think: "Mmmmmmmmm, that cow looks deliciously yummy! I bet the meat from it is succulent, with a graceful mellowness, that almost screams “OMG, it’s like ingesting a little bit of heaven, but with an underbelly of fierceness and I must have you right now!!”

That cow is SO elegant… sigh[/quote]

imhungry,

When I look at your avatar I think “those two would make a good pair of rugs, to lay, fuck, and inevitably fart on.”

Another word never to be uttered by men:

Slacks

[/quote]

Oh, Brad…that just sounds so yummy!! I bet your farts smell just like an appletini:)

I don’t know how that Hamster got there.

[quote]Billy Whizz wrote:

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Douchebag (because it makes no sense and it’s dehumanizing as a general rule)
[/quote]

You douchebag you just douchebaged out 80 % of douchebag douchebag my douchcabulary. Douchebag you. Ddouchebag you to douchebag.[/quote]

Fixed

V

[quote]MementoMori wrote:
I don’t know how that Hamster got there.[/quote]

I do. Oleena put it in your butt.

tummy sticks

This guy…

sweets
its chilly
cardio
organic
mocha, venti, grande, anything related to starbucks.
frozen yogurt
and any sentence that mentions both bicep curls and squat racks.

[quote]curran.reddy wrote:
This guy…

holy shit hahahahahahahahahah
that guy must be on the juice!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“stickitinmypooper”[/quote]

LOL

granola

pizazz

wine coolerz