[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Really!?! You think I’m cute?
Can have raise please?
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Depends on how good your next sammich is.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
My actual boobs would be way too wildly inappropriate for work.
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I call shenanigans on this.
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
My actual boobs would be way too wildly inappropriate for work.
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I call shenanigans on this.
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it is cute how you try to get me to post pics of my “actual boobs”
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pic slightly related
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Speaking of sammiches, check out these new gloves I got.[/quote]
Neat!
Now, if we could only could find a way of having tits without the woman, we would be free…
Oh, wait… WE’VE GOT IT!! http://www.fancydress99.co.uk/f-2/95973823/Fake-Boobs.jpg
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Pay them enough so they won’t leave, pay them low enough they’ll keep showing their tits. - Gordon Gekko[/quote]
Yea buddy
IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Pay them enough so they won’t leave, pay them low enough they’ll keep showing their tits. - Gordon Gekko[/quote]
Yea buddy[/quote]
This is why I keep applying to be O’Hooligan’s assistant.
smack my ass and tell me to go type something.
How do I get my name on this sammich list, I am hungry.
[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
How do I get my name on this sammich list, I am hungry.[/quote]
There’s only one way to get on my sammich list.
though apparently I’m not in charge of “THE” sammich list.
ETA: I came back to correct this. There are actually two ways to get on my sammich list.
So there is a list, but I still don’t have a sammich.
Do you see my issue?
It is a little bit irritating, but what can you do but be a good female employee and stand up for yourself? Things change.
I make enough money to keep me happy.
I also seem to attract crazy fellas that want me to boss them around. When I tell them to, they make a good sandwich.
Yeah, I make enough money to be happy with. However, if someone wants me to stay home and make sammiches, it’s gonna cost a hell of a lot more than just the fixings.
Silly cavemen need love too, but they gotta pay, giggety.
Its because the have smaller brains… half the size of a mans. Its science
LMAO^
There is a good chance I make more money than you (you being the men of the thread). 
3 pages and no mention of the “Iron my shirt, bitch” list?
I might buy you a sandwich though. 
[quote]debraD wrote:
There is a good chance I make more money than you (you being the men of the thread). :)[/quote]
…and out-lift, and better looking and smarter…damn