Why Thin People Suck

[quote]Therizza wrote:
yesterday some of those aforementioned skinny fucks come up to the squatrack next to me, and I was doing 10x3@265 and they get in there with 135 and do their squats. in their JEANS and beaters, I had to try so hard not to laugh.

and bigdaddy I got relatives from the Midwest who are overweight, I don’t hate em, I just don’t like somethings they say. And when I tell em Karo Syrup is not healthy for you they’re like whatevs. otherwise I like fat people. Santa is fat! WHO DOESN’T LIKE SANTA! the best BBQers are fat dudes. I like barbeque.

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Wow, 265? Yeah you must have really impressed those skinny fucks, huh?

[quote]SSC wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I thought this thread was meant to be tongue in cheek making fun of the fat people thread. How disappointing.

I think I need to start a thread about people with no sense of humour.

It was. In fact, the first post was a direct copy and paste, with about three changed words.

The mere fact that I even HAD to make this thread, or defend my comments from the other one is a testament to the quality of posting on this website.

I wasn’t offended by comments about fat people, I was offended by the ignorance and stupidity of most of the people posting over there. And yeah, I know… “If you don’t like the content, don’t click on the page.”

I seriously hope that some (96% of posters on this website) of you grow the fuck up and realize how immature you are.[/quote]

Yep.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
I don’t know if skinny people suck or not.

This skinny chick doesn’t suck. I’m way too lazy. Wait. That’s not what you were talking about is it? Unless conversation gets boring.[/quote]

I thought that only fat people were lazy??

Ok, now i’m confused.

[quote]masonator wrote:
Therizza wrote:
yesterday some of those aforementioned skinny fucks come up to the squatrack next to me, and I was doing 10x3@265 and they get in there with 135 and do their squats. in their JEANS and beaters, I had to try so hard not to laugh.

and bigdaddy I got relatives from the Midwest who are overweight, I don’t hate em, I just don’t like somethings they say. And when I tell em Karo Syrup is not healthy for you they’re like whatevs. otherwise I like fat people. Santa is fat! WHO DOESN’T LIKE SANTA! the best BBQers are fat dudes. I like barbeque.

Wow, 265? Yeah you must have really impressed those skinny fucks, huh?
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now your bashing my weights big guy? whats your 3 mile time stud? powerlifting’s gonna help you ALOT at OCS. lol

ouroboro, I like your style

See Therizza there is that damn superiority shit again. WTF! Seriously though we kick ass at bar-b-q’s

I don’t care about jokes and fucking with people but sometimes like the Canadian guy who said he is superior to me, guys like taht get on my nerves. I bet he is a sad depressed lil fuck. I may not be skinny but I ain’t weak or lazy, plus the ladies say I am handsome. They nicknamed me Stretch Nutz actually so that is pretty cool. Oh and I can fuck pretty alright also.

[quote]Therizza wrote:
masonator wrote:
Therizza wrote:
yesterday some of those aforementioned skinny fucks come up to the squatrack next to me, and I was doing 10x3@265 and they get in there with 135 and do their squats. in their JEANS and beaters, I had to try so hard not to laugh.

and bigdaddy I got relatives from the Midwest who are overweight, I don’t hate em, I just don’t like somethings they say. And when I tell em Karo Syrup is not healthy for you they’re like whatevs. otherwise I like fat people. Santa is fat! WHO DOESN’T LIKE SANTA! the best BBQers are fat dudes. I like barbeque.

Wow, 265? Yeah you must have really impressed those skinny fucks, huh?

now your bashing my weights big guy? whats your 3 mile time stud? powerlifting’s gonna help you ALOT at OCS. lol[/quote]

I am being serious here what is OCS? What the fuck would you want to run three miles for?!?! Fuck that shit.

[quote]Therizza wrote:

Wow, 265? Yeah you must have really impressed those skinny fucks, huh?

now your bashing my weights big guy? whats your 3 mile time stud? powerlifting’s gonna help you ALOT at OCS. lol[/quote]

i am asking this purely out of interest as I myself run the 3 mile.

therizza and/or masonator what are your best raw lifts and what is your best 3 mile time?

well best 3 mile was 19:26, pretty decent imo for a guy my size. 275 bench/455 deadlift and like 350 squat? I haven’t trained squats seriously in 4 years, and the bench is weak for similar reasons. Running and pushups don’t really facilitate maximal squat and bench numbers in my opinion.

[quote]bigdaddy082 wrote:
Therizza wrote:
masonator wrote:
Therizza wrote:
I am being serious here what is OCS? What the fuck would you want to run three miles for?!?! Fuck that shit.[/quote]

The OCS I am referring to is Marine Officer Candidate School. You go there if you think you can be an officer of Marines. And in fact I love fat people, but only if they can cook. But I mean hey, you ever met a fat dude who couldn’t bbq?

[quote]Therizza wrote:
well best 3 mile was 19:26, pretty decent imo for a guy my size. 275 bench/455 deadlift and like 350 squat? I haven’t trained squats seriously in 4 years, and the bench is weak for similar reasons. Running and pushups don’t really facilitate maximal squat and bench numbers in my opinion.[/quote]

how old are you and what is your height/weight if you dont mind me asking?

are you running the 3 mile for employment reasons?

6 foot 215,(I need to lose 12 pounds for the Marines) yes, I am running, because I am going into the Marines after I graduate college next year.

6 foot 215,(I need to lose 12 pounds for the Marines) yes, I am running, because I am going into the Marines after I graduate college next year.

double posts for the loss

[quote]Therizza wrote:
6 foot 215,(I need to lose 12 pounds for the Marines) yes, I am running, because I am going into the Marines after I graduate college next year.[/quote]

what is considered a good 3 mile time in the marines?

18 minutes is 100 points(max), 28 minutes is 60 points and lower than that you fail the test regardless of your other scores.

Well, good luck with that. Fuck running 3 miles though that sucks a dick used to have to do that back in High School, for wrestling.

[quote]Therizza wrote:
18 minutes is 100 points(max), 28 minutes is 60 points and lower than that you fail the test regardless of your other scores. [/quote]

do you happen to know what kind of % achieve 100 points? im guessing around 30%?

uh huh…

[quote]Therizza wrote:
well best 3 mile was 19:26, pretty decent imo for a guy my size. 275 bench/455 deadlift and like 350 squat? I haven’t trained squats seriously in 4 years, and the bench is weak for similar reasons. [/quote]

Then why are you posting with such superiority on a website specifically for people trying to gain strength and size?

After what you just said, why are you calling out guys who train squats, bench, etc. “seriously” against your 3 mile time?