Why is This Cool?

The pic on page one drove me to drinking. I feel good right now. Thank god I have loose pants.

[quote]ahzaz wrote:
LOL i was expecting the responces on the rolex, it was a gift from my dad when he got back from dubai on a buissness trip. I didnt really ASK for it, he got it for me. As far as i know when i get my licence im getting a car too, so no worries[/quote]

does your dad want to buy me a new computer, its only like $1700

[quote]Defekt wrote:
ahzaz wrote:
LOL i was expecting the responces on the rolex, it was a gift from my dad when he got back from dubai on a buissness trip. I didnt really ASK for it, he got it for me. As far as i know when i get my licence im getting a car too, so no worries

does your dad want to buy me a new computer, its only like $1700 [/quote]

Are you kidding? He bought ahzaz a $4000 dollar WATCH; you could probably get away with something a lot more expensive.

What I find hilarious is that skinny jeans now give guys the opportunity to sport a muffin top, feminine object of ridicule for years. There was this emo dude I had class with last month and he invariably wore skinny jeans, tight fit t-shirt, and his belly and love handles spill over all round the waistband. It is incredibly perplexing to me how blind people can be to how bad they actually look, like there is some evil style genius masterminding these horrible trends just so he can laugh at how ridiculous people will look in the name of being fashionable. Generally, if a man is overweight, dress well and it’s easier to hide than if a woman is, because women’s clothing tends to fit closer to the body. Now, with non-skinny emos, it’s just advertised.

Fashion is so weird.

[quote]sluicy wrote:
Generally, if a man is overweight, dress well and it’s easier to hide than if a woman is, because women’s clothing tends to fit closer to the body. Now, with non-skinny emos, it’s just advertised.

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Sweet justice.