Why is This Cool?

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[quote]FightingScott wrote:
Just be this guy. That’s cool. It’s pretty much always cool to be Miles Davis at any given point in time no matter the place or circumstance. [/quote]

I don’t think there is anything cool about being dead, unless you’re a zombie or a vampire. Not the stupid, slow, “BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!” zombies either. I mean the fast ones that fuck shit up real good. And not the gay vampires like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, but the cool ones that have blood orgies and stuff. Blood orgies are awesome.

Fuck, I need to get some sleep.

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[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
at least you can fuck em.[/quote]

INTERNET HIGH-FIVE!

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
LMAO. WTF is up with the ghey hat?[/quote]

Why is the hat gay? Looks like a normal baseball cap to me.

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hey being fashionable gets the girls most of the time. . . its sometimes sad but true. . . . if I go out in some affliction shirt and legit ass jeans, things are looking up.

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[quote]Joe84 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
LMAO. WTF is up with the ghey hat?

Why is the hat gay? Looks like a normal baseball cap to me. [/quote]

I had a closer look, and the ghey part sticking out must be his hair.

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[quote]SkankerMD wrote:
hey being fashionable gets the girls most of the time. . . its sometimes sad but true. . . . if I go out in some affliction shirt and legit ass jeans, things are looking up. [/quote]

There’s a difference between being fashionable and being trendy.

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Black guys? Even BLACK GUYS?! lol

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[quote]SkankerMD wrote:
hey being fashionable gets the girls most of the time. . . its sometimes sad but true. . . . if I go out in some affliction shirt and legit ass jeans, things are looking up. [/quote]

If you go out in what?

I’m so happy that I have no idea what you’re talking about. Is “Legit Ass jeans” a brand? If not, it should be.

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
JohnnyNinja wrote:
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

You know, sometimes I wish I was a baby again. Life was so much simpler.

Sleep
Wake up
Poop
Sleep
Wake up
Eat
Burp
Sleep
Poop (While asleep)
Wake up
Vomit
Sleep[/quote]

Babies are the epitome of cool.

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[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
SkankerMD wrote:
hey being fashionable gets the girls most of the time. . . its sometimes sad but true. . . . if I go out in some affliction shirt and legit ass jeans, things are looking up.

If you go out in what?

I’m so happy that I have no idea what you’re talking about. Is “Legit Ass jeans” a brand? If not, it should be.[/quote]

He may be wearing assless jeans. (assless chaps for Rainjack.)

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
JohnnyNinja wrote:
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

You know, sometimes I wish I was a baby again. Life was so much simpler.

Sleep
Wake up
Poop
Sleep
Wake up
Eat
Burp
Sleep
Poop (While asleep)
Wake up
Vomit
Sleep[/quote]

Add to that the flexibility to squat your ass to the floor and when you play with yourself nobody cares.

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There are a couple of these little pecker woods in my neighborhood, one of them is literally 6’5" 130lbs, when he’s wearing his tight jeans he looks like a denium wrapped boat oar.

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[quote]Makavali wrote:

I hate muffin tops.[/quote]

I hate stuffin’ muffins.

Fixed.

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Eh, if that’s what the kids want to wear these days, so be it. They’ll look back in a few years and think “why the fuck did I go outside looking like that?!?!”

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It’s just hipster shit.

http://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/?article=877

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[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
SkankerMD wrote:
hey being fashionable gets the girls most of the time. . . its sometimes sad but true. . . . if I go out in some affliction shirt and legit ass jeans, things are looking up.

If you go out in what?

I’m so happy that I have no idea what you’re talking about.[/quote]

Same here. Fashion has eluded me. I didn’t even know what a “hoodie” was a few years ago. In my day, they were called hooded sweatshirts.

One thing I DO know, is that there are “shoes” out there called Crocs. I see a lot of young yuppie kids wearing them. Gayest thing ever. Effin’ parents!

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I’m trying to think when I last cared about wearing “trendy” clothes. It was probably jr. high.

Those jeans look stupid on girls. On guys, ridiculous.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
SkankerMD wrote:
hey being fashionable gets the girls most of the time. . . its sometimes sad but true. . . . if I go out in some affliction shirt and legit ass jeans, things are looking up.

If you go out in what?

I’m so happy that I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Same here. Fashion has eluded me. I didn’t even know what a “hoodie” was a few years ago. In my day, they were called hooded sweatshirts.

One thing I DO know, is that there are “shoes” out there called Crocs. I see a lot of young yuppie kids wearing them. Gayest thing ever. Effin’ parents!

[/quote]

Speaking of crocs;

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$300 jeans. A guy in my office said I needed at least a few pairs of $300 jeans.

They used a bucket of cold water to wake me up.

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[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
$300 jeans. A guy in my office said I needed at least a few pairs of $300 jeans.

They used a bucket of cold water to wake me up.[/quote]

$300 jeans!!! Are you F’ing kidding me! Hell my suit was $300, no way I’d spend $300 on jeans, unless they were made from the skin of the last unicorn, then I’d only consider it.