Why are Brits Better at Toe Wrestling Comp?

My guess is that it must be their superior genetics!
I mean, they DOMINATE the sport.

They grow their toe nails really long.

No one stands a chance.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
They grow their toe nails really long.

No one stands a chance.[/quote]

For all you toe wrestling professionals, yesterday I woke up in the middle of the night with a huge pain in my right toe. It’s like it broke or something. I eventually fell asleep again but 30 minutes later. When I woke up it still hurt. I couldn’t put pressure on it and had to limp around the entire day.

However, around early afternoon, I noticed that the pain had disappeared and I was able to walk normally. I don’t know exactly when it went away. I was able to bend it without any pain or anything. Anyone else had a similar case or know what might have caused this?

Maybe I kicked the wall in the middle of the night while I was sleeping but I’m pretty sure I did not.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
They grow their toe nails really long.

No one stands a chance.

[/quote]

Clearly a member of the royal family.

You know that they are aliens, right?

[quote]orion wrote:
imhungry wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
They grow their toe nails really long.

No one stands a chance.

Clearly a member of the royal family.

You know that they are aliens, right?
[/quote]

I’ve always suspected.

[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
For all you toe wrestling professionals, yesterday I woke up in the middle of the night with a huge pain in my right toe. It’s like it broke or something. I eventually fell asleep again but 30 minutes later. When I woke up it still hurt. I couldn’t put pressure on it and had to limp around the entire day.

However, around early afternoon, I noticed that the pain had disappeared and I was able to walk normally. I don’t know exactly when it went away. I was able to bend it without any pain or anything. Anyone else had a similar case or know what might have caused this?

Maybe I kicked the wall in the middle of the night while I was sleeping but I’m pretty sure I did not. [/quote]

Gout?

I hear they have an extra muscle in their toe that makes them faster at executing moves