“or the juggerpiratenaut… bitch”
that is genius LMAO!!!
[quote]Charged wrote:
Ninja are fast and agile, pirate has wooden leg and has an eye patch so has low peripheral vision out of one eye, so slicey slicey.[/quote]
Au contraire, mon freres.
Apparently pirates kept a patch on so that one eye was constantly in night-vision mode.
[quote]SWR wrote:
D-Rock112 wrote:
What If The Pirate Had A Pet Liger? It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal, It’s Bred For Its Magical Powers…
Ninjas have control over all magical animals, including Unicorns, AND the evil Wolf-Vampire Gmork.
Ninjas win. No contest. [/quote]
Did you really reference unicorns? The evil wolf-vampire Gmork is a pussy. I manhandled him myself one night when I was so drunk I could hardly stand up.
A pirate would easily win, if for no other reason than pirates are just plain cooler. They have no reason to hide behind masks and flit around in the darkness. And their language sounds cooler too.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Did you really reference unicorns? The evil wolf-vampire Gmork is a pussy. I manhandled him myself one night when I was so drunk I could hardly stand up.
[/quote]
Dude, that was your neighbor’s dog. Poor miniature schnauzer never had a chance.
And not all unicorns are cute and snuggly!
Vikings
[quote]Lonnie123 wrote:
Vikings[/quote]
The berserka is in a league of his own…
‘ravenous barbarians who loot, plunder, and kill indiscriminately’…
Beats Ninja’s and Pirates.
Pirate = Guns + Swords
Ninja = Real Ultimate Power.
Ninja wins.
[quote]Lonnie123 wrote:
Vikings[/quote]
Pretty much sums it up for me
http://www.sherdog.com/news/picture_gallery.asp?pic_id=30839&f_id=1375
Feel free to photoshop an eyepatch onto Dennis Kang.
Cyborg Ninja,No Contest
Spartan II
Music Pirate wins
[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
Charged wrote:
Ninja are fast and agile, pirate has wooden leg and has an eye patch so has low peripheral vision out of one eye, so slicey slicey.
Au contraire, mon freres.
Apparently pirates kept a patch on so that one eye was constantly in night-vision mode.
- YouTube [/quote]
It would still mean one eye was covered though? Therefore the peripheral vision from one eye was terrible. Also pirates are retards so he would of kept it on in the daytime fight vs a ninja.
[quote]mr_slick wrote:
Kasumi FTW![/quote]
You’re just trying to attract Kiplmet huh?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
Kasumi FTW!
You’re just trying to attract Kiplmet huh?
[/quote]
one can only wish he would grace us in this thread.
Gurney Halleck for the win.
Ninja, Ninja, RAPPPPPPPP!!!