[quote]SteelyD wrote:
We watched some woman steal my daughter’s beach towel this summer. We didn’t know that’s what she was doing but realized it after.
Daughter walked around some rocks to play in the water. We saw this big blob of a 400 lb woman walk down and sit down. She got up a few minutes later with a towel (I commented on it that’s why we noticed it). My daughter came back without a towel and said she left it “there” (pointing to where the woman was).
WTF?[/quote]
Well she was 400 pounds, she probably had to take a shit.
Came out of the shower and my towel wasn’t were I left it.
I look around and there’s a guy finishing up using a towel that looks damn like mine.
“Excuse me mate, are you sure that’s not my towel?”. He looks at me like I’m a monkey retard and says “Fuck, no!”.
Looks pretty convincing so I look around again - check in my bag. Double check everywhere again. I look up in time to watch the dude go to put the towel in his bag, only to see a similar towell inside his bag. Gut looks up at me embarassed and hands me both towels and says sorry.
Now I have to decide on the etiquette of drying myself in front of this guy who is now fully dressed and waiting for his towel back before he can leave.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
We watched some woman steal my daughter’s beach towel this summer. We didn’t know that’s what she was doing but realized it after.
Daughter walked around some rocks to play in the water. We saw this big blob of a 400 lb woman walk down and sit down. She got up a few minutes later with a towel (I commented on it that’s why we noticed it). My daughter came back without a towel and said she left it “there” (pointing to where the woman was).
WTF?[/quote]
Well she was 400 pounds, she probably had to take a shit.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
So did you dry your balls with the hand dryer?[/quote]
Those hand dryers should feel pretty molested by now.[/quote]
You mofo’s laugh but this is a problem in at least to me some very expensive gyms.
I mean really…is this a medical issue that both the shaft and balls must be Heat dryed.[/quote]
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OK, NOW I’m really starting to believe this is MEDICAL advice??? I think you guys in the medical field are doing this and laughing at all your “medical car shows” Yeah I know you have them.
Gyms across the world the worlds greatest practicle JOKE>
Came out of the shower and my towel wasn’t were I left it.
I look around and there’s a guy finishing up using a towel that looks damn like mine.
“Excuse me mate, are you sure that’s not my towel?”. He looks at me like I’m a monkey retard and says “Fuck, no!”.
Looks pretty convincing so I look around again - check in my bag. Double check everywhere again. I look up in time to watch the dude go to put the towel in his bag, only to see a similar towell inside his bag. Gut looks up at me embarassed and hands me both towels and says sorry.
Now I have to decide on the etiquette of drying myself in front of this guy who is now fully dressed and waiting for his towel back before he can leave.
To floss or not to floss…[/quote]
That’s funny dude.
Never had a towel stolen but of course forgot to throw one in the bag. Do the Shaggy Dog shake and try not to look like a perv while you air dry.
Luckily chicks think I’m super hawt so the water evaporated pretty quick.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
So did you dry your balls with the hand dryer?[/quote]
Those hand dryers should feel pretty molested by now.[/quote]
You mofo’s laugh but this is a problem in at least to me some very expensive gyms.
I mean really…is this a medical issue that both the shaft and balls must be Heat dryed.[/quote]
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^^LOL, man that pic made me laugh! but so damn accurate. I think old men get off on looking at each others wet, saggy balls.
OP, what did you end up doing to dry yourself?[/quote]
Well, I didn’t use the ball dryer, it’s a little too high and my balls hang a little too low.
By the time I was done fuming, I was dry enough(ie still wet but not dripping) and just got dressed.
