[quote]JEATON wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]newbatman wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]newbatman wrote:
also about Obama (besides the obvious Mortal Kombat video game character Baraka being CIA “mind seeding” project getting the populous to have the right associations with Obama a decade in advance):
you see that Wart on his face?
its and omen…
long story but everyone I know who is worshiping the beast has that wart somewhere on their face…
I can explain but then I would have to explain “omens” and different techniques of prophecy…
and even though I know they used to have a prophets guild in anchient Israel…I don’t know if I should be teaching prophecy here…maybe this thread will be an online training class for a modern day version of a prophets guild…people would have to ask me to teach on this thread for me to open up my own online prophets guild…then I would have to check with God…[/quote]
Sure, You can do it. I see no problem there. Oh, BTW can you pick up some eggs on your way home today? I ate the last 2 dozen for lunch.
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Jesus is THE LORD and you ate no such things[/quote]
Wrong again turd face. I ate that bitch every sunday morning growing up. My preist even said it every time. “body of christ” then he would slip that shit in my mouth. I always wondered why cannibalism was such a big part of christianity, but whatever. I got out of that shit a long time ago, but I did eat him, just so you know I’m not lying.
Also I thought jesus was the son of god? And you asked god, and thats me, so you didn’t ask god, you asked me asshat. Now I know you think it’s weird that I would eat my own son, but don’t worry, he is immortal, so I pooped him out eventually and he was just fine.
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Vegita,
I find your post foul and blasphemous. I intend to do something about it.
You have injected this thread with the vile puss of foul language and blasphemy. As of this moment, I turn it back on YOU! As a physical manifestation of your sinfulness, you shall grow a large boil on your ass. It shall be puss filled and swollen and it will plague you for a period of seven days. At this time, you shall be given the opportunity to ask newbatman’s forgiveness. If he chooses to grant you forgiveness, the boil will cease. [/quote]
Unfortunately you are a day late and a dollar short. See I already have a large boil on my ass, and it is quite puss filled and nasty. I have had it for the better part of 6 months now and i’m quite fond of it. I’ve actually named it rupert, after stewies teddy bear. For some reason it just shouts fuzzy and cuddly to me.
You would be surprised how handy a boil can be at certain times. For example, Recently a prominent NY senator tried to have butt secs with me in a public restroom, but after he de-pantsed me and saw my festering boil, he was turned off and decided to move onto another target.
Now if you are saying I will get another one, then I will continue to curse in this thread and be blaspemous, because I’m sure rupert is lonley and could use a buddy. Oh BTW I heard jesus wasn’t really immaculatley convieved. Apparently mary and peter were into the butt secs as well but one day he accidentally went in the wrong hole. So jesus is peters son after all, not mine.
V
