[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Kratos wrote:
keaster wrote:
De sleepjin and CHekOnIT are sexually attracted to Kratos. They seem to show up whenever he says something.
What gives guys?
Really, man? What the Hell? Do they check my posts every other day or what? The last guy that had a hard-on for me like this, I had to either get the police involved or beat the dogshit out of him. My wife doesn’t need me to be in jail so I stayed on the up and up. But man I was ready to kill him.
Don’t flatter yourself, Sparty, don’t forget that I’m only responding to your immature statements in this one.
Or did you hope to take a swipe at me without me looking?
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Maybe we expected for you not to be dumb enough to prove his point by responding to this post of his as well. I don’t know what it is about some of you trolls on this site and stalking certain members but it is strange as hell.
My favorites
Nice Trolls:
Tim Phoenix-
he had this really surrealistic thread and he stayed there. Todays trolls could learn something from him. He didn’t wander off, opening thread after thread.
And while truly bizarre, it still was some kind of entertainment.
Runner up: Balbos.
Phototrolls:
Eliteballer was a god of course, taking the whole what-is-my-bodyfat-shite to a new level.
A close runner up was this one guy who posted a pic of himself and a chick he recently scored on. (“I look pretty thick but I think I need some shoulder width.”)
Religious trolls:
Steveo. If anything, his only accomplishment was to make christianity appear even more annoying.
Runner up: JPbear. Stupid lass, I pity her somehow.
Fucking annoying trolls:
Ryu13. Glad he’s gone. Every time he posted something, it was either worthless or (most of the time) he was trying to piss someone off. When called out, he posted pictures of this jacked powerlifter Dave Gullidge.
Runner up: BigMutha has a lot of potential and never fails to make a complete idiot out of himself.
This great pic is from one of BALBOS’ threads.
Remembering Balbos…
"balbos has only 3 interests in life
1.sports
2.drinking cheap alcohol
3.chasing cheap woman
balbos have only one ambition in life----to become elite athlete-hooligan
balbos have only one love in life–T-Nation
T-Nation,you are all i got.
stay strong!
your balbos " - Balbos
…some more Balbos…
"please,try this!
1.put 3 coins on the palm of your left hand.
2.toss the coins in the air.
3.catch all coins after they start to fall,but only using your left hand.
if you catched all 3 coins-you have good motor skills
if you catched only 2 coins,you need to work on your motor skills much harder than you need to lift more weights or build more muscles.
if you catched only 1 coin,leave sports to others.
if you catched no coins,you are a vegetable. " - Balbos
Balbos again…
"no,i dont have some method for superstrenght,but i know more about strenght than you.your knowledge about this is very limited.
i just read about creatine,grams of protein,cooking and weighing food,whether to do 5x5 or 10 X 3,and you need some expert to tell you to do iron cross or seated good morning.
you are using russian knowledge which existed for 50 years in eastern block.
soviets developed whole systems for strenght and other athletic qualities.
when i hear that somebody values bench-pressing over military press i know he is not an athlete but a freak with a strange hobby.
balbos have spoken " - Balbos
one of my favorite Balbos quotes…
"balbos tips for athletic excellence-
1.get out of your -old village woman cooking-sindrome regarding nutrition,just get some ggor raw material in-some quality meats,green vegs and some coffee for mental stimulation
2.run on all fours to activate some new muscles.
3.do some exercise to hit the rhomboids hard
4.train the big toe-this is very important to became a good mover
5.do coin toss drill i explained before in this thread
train hard,trian smart-be a winner,not a whiner!!!
your brother and truest friend
balbos the great " - Balbos
yours truely…
"balbos is like rocky balboa!
yeah,got to grease the groove with some cheap woman!
yiiiiiipppppiiiii yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!
its alcohol and women supersetting!!
we are T-Nation
and we are the best!!
we are T-Nation
so f*** off the rest!
balbos anthem
dear T-Nation,dont drink too much!
its too expensive,even though i drink the cheapest king-after shave lotion and rum for cookies " - Balbos
Balbos even had hidden messages in his post. How many trolls can top that?
"i love sports.
think about all sports there are!!
we are T-Nation.
all T-Nation members are brothers.
agree with me or dont.
that 100m world record is awesome.
semptember is the best month.
11 players play in soccer team.
tragedy is a wasted talent.
was i into training for nothing.
a fruit is best for vitamins.
fantasy of me is to be elite.
your brother and true friend
balbos " - Balbos
R.I.P. buddy, you we’re my favorite troll of all time. -GHF
Troll hard…
…and NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!
Who is this guy Babalu?
I would like to hear from him.
Babalu,please PM me ASAP!
Last I heard,this Balbos appeared on Fencing.net discussion forum where he is spreading his wisdom to elite fencers.Starting fencing revolution,that is!
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
My favorites
Nice Trolls:
Tim Phoenix-
he had this really surrealistic thread and he stayed there. Todays trolls could learn something from him. He didn’t wander off, opening thread after thread.
And while truly bizarre, it still was some kind of entertainment.
Runner up: Balbos.
Phototrolls:
Eliteballer was a god of course, taking the whole what-is-my-bodyfat-shite to a new level.
A close runner up was this one guy who posted a pic of himself and a chick he recently scored on. (“I look pretty thick but I think I need some shoulder width.”)
Religious trolls:
Steveo. If anything, his only accomplishment was to make christianity appear even more annoying.
Runner up: JPbear. Stupid lass, I pity her somehow.
Fucking annoying trolls:
Ryu13. Glad he’s gone. Every time he posted something, it was either worthless or (most of the time) he was trying to piss someone off. When called out, he posted pictures of this jacked powerlifter Dave Gullidge.
Runner up: BigMutha has a lot of potential and never fails to make a complete idiot out of himself.
This great pic is from one of BALBOS’ threads.[/quote]
BALBOS IS A RUNNER UP??!!
Balbos started 50 threads in a few hours!
I just downloaded some great music from LimeWire.
1.Russian Kasta—great Russian rap–best songs–Moskva, and Nashi ludi
2.Ceca Raznatovic–best songs–London mix --and–Manta,–ALSO–SRCE VELIKO
3.Vuco-Podigla me iz pepela
Enjoy!!
p.s.BEST MUSIC EVER!!!
These are my kind of people!!
I love Scotland!!
Scottish Tartan Army rules!!
[quote]BALBOSMAN wrote:
BALBOS IS A RUNNER UP??!!
Balbos started 50 threads in a few hours![/quote]
lol… that alone deserves the right to be called “greatest troll ever”! IMO
I train to be built like this mighty man!!!
This is me!
Sorry I dont have a shoe(I am too poor,so I walk barefooted nad scrape the floor with dirty toe-anils!).
please guess my body-water percentage!
I guess I am around 71.86 %.
What do you think?
This is what we do in the Balkans in our free time!
