Where's Balbos?

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:

Yea, he wasn’t the only one, De sleeplijn, (check’s alter ego on this site) also did.

Now I’m convinced more than ever that they are one in the same. He even staged a little argument with himself to disprove this.[/quote]

Hey Tubby,

We’re not the same. Maybe Prof X and all those knob jockeys are the same guy. When he puts his 2 cents in for an argument, all his groupies come in and put their 140lbs behind the debate.

PGA is the biggest offender of this. He waits for Prof to make a call, then he gets behind it 100%.

It’s fucking high school over again.

[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
Lets find out… hey Balbos, tell us about cheap wine and cheap women that only Balbos would know… don’t posting anything you’ve typed before so we know its you. We should be able to decide for ourselves. I know you’re the real Balbos. But prove it is you. Post some pics or something.

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Or…

Sign in as Balbos. No bullshit about forgetting passwords and etc.

[quote]keaster wrote:
De sleepjin and CHekOnIT are sexually attracted to Kratos. They seem to show up whenever he says something.

What gives guys?

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If I was an arse bandit, I would look for a better set of pecs.

Sorry Kratos, but if I had a kind of guy, you would not be it.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
Really, man? What the Hell? Do they check my posts every other day or what?
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Nope. I have a feeling you are stalking me.

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The last guy that had a hard-on for me like this, I had to either get the police involved or beat the dogshit out of him. My wife doesn’t need me to be in jail so I stayed on the up and up. But man I was ready to kill him.[/quote]

Police involved. Come on, I said “Try a swiss ball press”, you said “I am scared I might fall off” and that was about it.

Violence is not the answer.

Perhaps a posedown in the T-Nation physique and performance photos section would settle this.

The only problem for you is that I have seen your pics, and I know I’ve got you covered.

We will go the following poses…

Front Double Biceps
Front Lateral Spread
Side Chest (either side)
Side Triceps (either side)
Rear double biceps
Rear Lateral Spread
Abdominal and Thigh

Interested Spartacus. This way, no blood will be lost. Only your pride.

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
keaster wrote:
De sleepjin and CHekOnIT are sexually attracted to Kratos. They seem to show up whenever he says something.

What gives guys?

If I was an arse bandit, I would look for a better set of pecs.

Sorry Kratos, but if I had a kind of guy, you would not be it.[/quote]

I have to ask you a question. Are you a girl for one? O.K. two questions. What is wrong with that dudes chest?
I’ve seen you type that stuff before about his chest. That guy actually has one and its built. I think 9 out of 10 people on this site would like to have a built chest and abs like the pic Kratos has in his avatar. So, how come you’re only bothering him… we think thats an obvious crush. O.K. one more question. Do you seriously care what his chest looks like and why does it bother you?

For all De Sleeplijn V Kratos matters see the following link…

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1257162

[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
O.K. two questions. What is wrong with that dudes chest?
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Not much. Using the parlance of our time, he looks like he lifts.

Well I am in that 1/10 that demands excellence on this site.

We just disagree on most things in life.

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O.K. one more question. Do you seriously care what his chest looks like and why does it bother you?[/quote]

It bothers me for one simple reason. He came into a chest exercise thread and dismissed the idea of the exercise being discussed. He then agreed that his chest was “lagging”.

If he had said that his chest was a strong point on his body and was happy with his development, I would not have cared.

The saying goes a little something like “Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, blah, blah, blah.”

I just think he could have been a tad more open minded in regards to the matter, yet he went on calling me a troll and etc purely for posing a different point of view.

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
The saying goes a little something like “Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, blah, blah, blah.”

I just think he could have been a tad more open minded in regards to the matter, yet he went on calling me a troll and etc purely for posing a different point of view.

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Actually I feel my shoulders are my weakest point.
Just because I think my chest is lagging doesn’t mean that it sucks. As for “just looking like I lift,” you’re an idiot. And here you are still making dumbass assumptions about the way I work out. I’d like to see what sort of shape you’re in 9 months out from a splintered humerus, which is when I took the pics you’re fantasizing about. You must be some queer who hit on me and got smacked down because I don’t love the cock.

Now this thread is interesting.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
Actually I feel my shoulders are my weakest point.
Just because I think my chest is lagging doesn’t mean that it sucks. As for “just looking like I lift,” you’re an idiot. And here you are still making dumbass assumptions about the way I work out. I’d like to see what sort of shape you’re in 9 months out from a splintered humerus, which is when I took the pics you’re fantasizing about. You must be some queer who hit on me and got smacked down because I don’t love the cock. [/quote]

Your shoulders are NOT your weakest point, it’s obvious that your CHEST is your weakest point.

And stop whinging about your “splintered humerus”, for christ’s sake. You’re a pussy. We get it.

Thanks Balbos, you’ve given me the perfect example.

Yes, Sparty, this pic is obviously not you, but can you see the similarity?

I guess it sometimes takes an outside view to see the clear picture, and sometimes it takes an exaggeration.

We, at T-Nation, know lagging pecs when we see them.

BALBOS was my favorite troll of all time.

This new BALBOSman just does not quite sound right, it’s like he is trying to hard.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
BALBOS was my favorite troll of all time.

This new BALBOSman just does not quite sound right, it’s like he is trying to hard.[/quote]

And when Balbos left he geniunely seemed hurt that so many people shit on him so he vowed not to come back. Now Balbosman acts like bozo the fucking clown. That isn’t the sensitive balbos I remember.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
BALBOS was my favorite troll of all time.

This new BALBOSman just does not quite sound right, it’s like he is trying to hard.

And when Balbos left he geniunely seemed hurt that so many people shit on him so he vowed not to come back. Now Balbosman acts like bozo the fucking clown. That isn’t the sensitive balbos I remember.
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I disagree. I can tell this guy is sensitive already. And I think he’s all psyched up that he’s on T-Nation again. I personally hope its Balbos… because this guy I really like. Even if it isn’t, I like fake Balbos. Just as good… maybe even better. I really do think this is Balbos though, the new and improved Balbos. There is only one Balbos… nobody could make this shit up. His personality is to intricate to try to copy.

I don’t even know why people get mad at trolls or anybody on the net for that matter. It’s all entertainment. This is the internet, this isn’t real life ya know what I mean.

Trolls are fun… what would all the people like myself and Prof X have to do if trolls didnt show up and entertain us? TSB’s showin up with a pic of 145lbs and wants to cut to see his abs… Prof X would be the first one to click on that thread, I might be the 2nd one in.

The whole point… we like to make fun of them. I personally have never been offended on the internet and I like to debate sometimes, even argue if I get really bored.

Most people on the net are full of shit! Oh, there’s an original thought… but its true. They don’t say what they really mean or want to say. I myself have said a few things I didn’t really mean, but maybe I was hypnotized into saying it because I was just going with the flow that day. Most of the time I speak my mind, that’s how I usually get in debates.

I personally think that most people can’t wait for a skinny dude to show up just so they can make a comment. If these guys really bothered us, we would never click on the thread or bother to respond. You don’t jump in the den with a lion unless you’re looking for action.

There is a ton of FREEWILL in an internet forum. We are all so full of shit and should just own up to the fact that we like the entertainment value of some of the stuff we see and read. We just act like we don’t to fit a mold sometime.

I obviously have nothing against trolls. I like them. I started this thread so I could round some of them up. What are they gonna do… argue with me? ewwwwwwwww! I hope I don’t get in an arguemnet today, I just might like it and I wouldn’t want that now would I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You guys are suckers, man!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
PGA is the biggest offender of this. He waits for Prof to make a call, then he gets behind it 100%.
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I would comment further but I’ll wait until X responds first.

Why would anyone consider -me- a troll? I’m such a nice guy.

Arizona ? Are Arse and Nob Jockey, US insults ?

Kim Jong is that you ? Where were you from, Bolton ? You poor mother fucker !

[quote]DieselWeasel wrote:
Why would anyone consider -me- a troll? I’m such a nice guy.[/quote]

I dont think so , you swell in my books DW

[quote]bboybean wrote:
DieselWeasel wrote:
Why would anyone consider -me- a troll? I’m such a nice guy.

I dont think so , you swell in my books DW
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Thanks, bro. :slight_smile:

[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Thanks Balbos, you’ve given me the perfect example.

Yes, Sparty, this pic is obviously not you, but can you see the similarity?

I guess it sometimes takes an outside view to see the clear picture, and sometimes it takes an exaggeration.

We, at T-Nation, know lagging pecs when we see them.[/quote]

Are those arms for real? Maybe photoshop? He he!!!