[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
I’m not an expert on body measurements, but my tailor is, and that’s where she does it for my suits and shirts and calls it a chest measurement. So that’s where I do it.
Oh and I take my dick measurement from the a-hole, FYI, all tall guys do.
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just tried it that way. still 51.5.
however…
I was delighted to determine my cock is in fact 15" long.
This opens up a new career path.
I may start an AC-like thread to chronicle my entry into the porn industry.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
are we really measuring chest under our armpits now?
what’s next? measuring your cock from the bottom of your balls?
wait.
some people apparently do that.
nevermind.[/quote]
Oh stop, you could hurt my feelings.[/quote]
stop measuring from the balls big man 
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I’m not an expert on body measurements, but my tailor is, and that’s where she does it for my suits and shirts and calls it a chest measurement. So that’s where I do it.
Oh and I take my dick measurement from the a-hole, FYI, all tall guys do.
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I need a new tailor.
Perhaps she’ll measure my cock for me? I’m throwing the challenge flag. [/quote]
Instructions on how to measure for a suit:
Things You’ll Need
Tape measure
Dress shoes, under garments and shirt that will be worn with the suit
Well-fitting suit (optional)
1
Use a tape measure to determine the length of the jacket. Place the top of the tape at the bottom of the throat (the recessed, dimpled area). Using that as the starting point, pull the tape down to the mid-crotch area. Note the number of inches.
2
Use the tape to measure the length of the arm for the sleeve. Hold the arm straight out in front of the body. Place the top of the tape at the highest part of the shoulder.
3
Draw the tape down the arm to the exact point on the hand where the sleeve will be hemmed. Sleeve length, for a business suit, is measured to the base of the thumb. Follow the same procedure for the other arm, since human arms rarely are the same measurement.
4 *THIS!
Measure the chest with the tape at the WIDEST PART OF THE BODY. The tape should run UNDERNEATH EACH ARM and be at the shoulder blade level, not draped down in the back.
5
Measure the shoulders with the arms held at the sides of the body. Take the top of the tape and hold it where the arm is attached to the body. Run the tape in a straight line over the back to the point where the other arm attaches to the body. This measure is the shoulder measure.
6
Measure the circumference of the biceps, especially if the suit wearer is an athlete. This will assist the tailor in custom fitting the suit so that the upper arms don’t bind.
7
Measure the neck. This is especially important for men using gym exercise equipment designed for the upper body and neck. Use the tape to measure two inches down from the rear nape of the neck. Record this as the neck measurement.
8
Put on a business shirt and use the tape measure to determine the waist size. The waist measure is somewhat discretionary; it is where the wearer prefers the pants to ride on the body. Most tailors measure down 1 1/2 inces from the belly button to take the waist measurement. Leave a small space under tape, approximately one finger width, to allow for ease in wearing the pants. Record this measurement.
9
Determine the inseam measurement. The inseam is extremely important to a well-fitted pant. Hold the tape measure at the top of the inner leg and draw the tape down to the middle of the foot. Since nearly everyone has one leg that is longer than the other, do the same for the other leg. Record the measurement.
10
Measure the circumference of the thigh. Bodybuilders or athletes have larger muscles in this area and the pants will need to be adjusted using this measurement. For an accurate number, measure the center of the thigh while standing.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
I’m not an expert on body measurements, but my tailor is, and that’s where she does it for my suits and shirts and calls it a chest measurement. So that’s where I do it.
Oh and I take my dick measurement from the a-hole, FYI, all tall guys do.
[/quote]
just tried it that way. still 51.5.
however…
I was delighted to determine my cock is in fact 15" long.
This opens up a new career path.
I may start an AC-like thread to chronicle my entry into the porn industry.[/quote]
Was cock measurement from the a-hole or sternum?
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
I’m not an expert on body measurements, but my tailor is, and that’s where she does it for my suits and shirts and calls it a chest measurement. So that’s where I do it.
Oh and I take my dick measurement from the a-hole, FYI, all tall guys do.
[/quote]
just tried it that way. still 51.5.
however…
I was delighted to determine my cock is in fact 15" long.
This opens up a new career path.
I may start an AC-like thread to chronicle my entry into the porn industry.[/quote]
Was cock measurement from the a-hole or sternum?
[/quote]
Use a tape measure to determine the length. Place the top of the tape at the bottom of the throat (the recessed, dimpled area). Using that as the starting point, pull the tape down to the mid-crotch area. Note the number of inches.
EDIT
I followed your instructions EXACTLY
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i wear a lot of ‘affliction’ and its sister brands. they cut their shirts nicely[/quote]
I used to think you’re “afflicted” but after reading about all the MMF I think you’re just “conflicted”
After seeing all the man chest (full homo) I realize I got some low placed nipplezzz!
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
I’m not an expert on body measurements, but my tailor is, and that’s where she does it for my suits and shirts and calls it a chest measurement. So that’s where I do it.
Oh and I take my dick measurement from the a-hole, FYI, all tall guys do.
[/quote]
just tried it that way. still 51.5.
however…
I was delighted to determine my cock is in fact 15" long.
This opens up a new career path.
I may start an AC-like thread to chronicle my entry into the porn industry.[/quote]
I heard all the big cocks were in gay porn.
I wonder if it’s because men have bigger assholes.
As far as the chest measurements are concerned with women it’s across where ever we are the biggest so why would it not be for men too?
I mean you can tailor the places that are too loose or is this not about getting clothes to fit properly?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
As far as the chest measurements are concerned with women it’s across where ever we are the biggest so why would it not be for men too?
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POIDNH[/quote]
women are supposed to be wearing a non padded bra when measuring and I just had a shower and don’t feel like putting one on(I’m in my jammies). But here’s a pic of a dress form showing where to measure.
Also a quote for men to know where to measure from the LLBean website.
“Chest- Measure just under arms and across shoulder blades holding tape firm and level.”
I googled for “boobies being measured” and this was in my google images. lol
I was looking for hot chicks measuring their boobs for you Push. Really I was.
0:-)
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I googled for “boobies being measured” and this was in my google images. lol
I was looking for hot chicks measuring their boobs for you Push. Really I was.
0:-)[/quote]
Hey, he might one day become a hot chick.
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I googled for “boobies being measured” and this was in my google images. lol
I was looking for hot chicks measuring their boobs for you Push. Really I was.
0:-)[/quote]
Hey, he might one day become a hot chick.[/quote]
Or not.
^^^^^^^^^
He’s still young, and thankfully, a product of Canada.
[quote]Christine wrote:
^^^^^^^^^
He’s still young, and thankfully, a product of Canada.
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lol We may have made him but the USA took him in and made him famous.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
^^^^^^^^^
He’s still young, and thankfully, a product of Canada.
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lol We may have made him but the USA took him in and made him famous. [/quote]
No, no no no no no no no no no.
He is Canadian !
The U.S. already has enough problems.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
women are supposed to be wearing a non padded bra when measuring and I just had a shower and don’t feel like putting one on…
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You, me, my dog and even RogueVamporooski know that none of us had any ambitions about you puttin’ on a bra. And it’s not about what you feel, Chuckers, it’s about doing what’s right.[/quote]
So you can accurately judge the size of my chest just by looking at it? lol
I just measured my dick…4 inches…FROM THE GROUND!
[quote]Nards wrote:
I just measured my dick…4 inches…FROM THE GROUND![/quote]
Try standing up when measuring.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I just measured my dick…4 inches…FROM THE GROUND![/quote]
Try standing up when measuring.
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OK, waitaminute…
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OK now 11 inches from the ground.