Where Do BIG GUYS Buy Their Clothes?

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Speaking about issues with clothing fitting properly, does anyone else seem to be in a constant state of annoying-wedgie syndrome? Does this mean my underwear is too big, or too small?[/quote]

Well I know you’ve had recent weight loss right? So maybe too big? Or maybe just a different cut.

Thongs or booty shorts are good imo. :slight_smile:

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BUT a thong is a perma wedgie. I don’t see how people can find thongs comfortable. Booty shorts go up my bum crack too… I don’t understand.
I need undies that are very tight around the lower part of the butt cheek so everything stays in place :confused:

PICS ?! THis ain’t sama LOl.
But if it helps you help me I can explain that it’s typically the left side that goes in first, then I’ll take approx. 3 more strides, and the right side goes in. It’s not both at the same time. Does that mean anything?! [/quote]

Thongs are actually comfortable. They don’t exactly ride up the crack, but rather lie on top of it.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

And you just made X pass out.[/quote]

aw hell, made me fall out of my chair.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

You are soo lucky I’m in a reasonably good mood, there were some scary booty short pics out there. 0_0

Also lots of women without booties wearing booty shorts. :-/

[/quote]

thems dangerous!

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

That was awesome Spock.

Really need that LOL today.

Thanks. :slight_smile:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

You know what’s weird? I’ve had tons of women since I got out of high school tell me they had a dream about me. It isn’t always sexual either. What the hell am I doing to get in y’alls dreams and how do I control it!!!??

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

You know what’s weird? I’ve had tons of women since I got out of high school tell me they had a dream about me. It isn’t always sexual either. What the hell am I doing to get in y’alls dreams and how do I control it!!!??[/quote]

Uh Hello PROFESSOR Xavier

I thought with that name you would know this.

LOL.

The female brain is like Magneto’s helmet.

Smooth.

j/k

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.

The female brain is like Magneto’s helmet.

Smooth.

j/k[/quote]

I thought it was more like Cybil.

Fucking multi personality and crazy.

j/k

not really

yes a little

okay not really

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

You know what’s weird? I’ve had tons of women since I got out of high school tell me they had a dream about me. It isn’t always sexual either. What the hell am I doing to get in y’alls dreams and how do I control it!!!??[/quote]

speaking of that. entering someones dreams is actually possible. I once scoffed at it. But my ex is a practicing wiccan, and one of her friends did just that. Enter a dream.

LOL

Professor X - Causing Mandingo Dreams since 1994

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
speaking of that. entering someones dreams is actually possible. I once scoffed at it but then I watched Inception[/quote]

got to the best f’n thread of the new year.

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

You know what’s weird? I’ve had tons of women since I got out of high school tell me they had a dream about me. It isn’t always sexual either. What the hell am I doing to get in y’alls dreams and how do I control it!!!??[/quote]

speaking of that. entering someones dreams is actually possible. I once scoffed at it. But my ex is a practicing wiccan, and one of her friends did just that. Enter a dream. [/quote]

please elaborate

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

You know what’s weird? I’ve had tons of women since I got out of high school tell me they had a dream about me. It isn’t always sexual either. What the hell am I doing to get in y’alls dreams and how do I control it!!!??[/quote]

speaking of that. entering someones dreams is actually possible. I once scoffed at it. But my ex is a practicing wiccan, and one of her friends did just that. Enter a dream. [/quote]

There’s some dark faggotry at work here…

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Speaking about issues with clothing fitting properly, does anyone else seem to be in a constant state of annoying-wedgie syndrome? Does this mean my underwear is too big, or too small?[/quote]

Go Commando

this has been covered many times.[/quote]

YEAH that’s what people keep telling me, but I get paranoid/weird about it. As if somehow people can see my she-bits or something. Xray vision. I NEED MORE THAN ONE LAYER[/quote]

The only thing you have to worry about is if you happen to chronically leave your fly open after pissing. Then you could be in some trouble.

I’ve never had a problem with that but because of the fact that i go commando, i tend to subtly check literally like every 30 minutes or so when im out in public. lol

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go to jail if I went commando for indecent exposure.[/quote]

You know this may be very creepy, but about 6 months ago I had a dream that your penis was so large it was down to the floor and I could not properly perform fellatio. Not like I had an accurate image of you in my head, but it was ‘supposed’ to be you.
The sub concious is a crrazzay mistress, that she is indeed. [/quote]

You know what’s weird? I’ve had tons of women since I got out of high school tell me they had a dream about me. It isn’t always sexual either. What the hell am I doing to get in y’alls dreams and how do I control it!!!??[/quote]

speaking of that. entering someones dreams is actually possible. I once scoffed at it. But my ex is a practicing wiccan, and one of her friends did just that. Enter a dream. [/quote]

I should’ve known that this conversation would lead to some bullshit like this.