What's Your Porn Name?

[quote]Ryu13 wrote:
Candy Appleshaft[/quote]

thats the best so far, hahahahaha

Ducky Burnside
or
Tasha Verna

Both…are horrible…Burnside is cool, but the Ducky part…yea…

Fantasy for short…

Hef Summit.

Oh hell yes.

Rebel MacMurchy

Peter North.

Scamper Louise

Willy Rural Route

Rocky Kalimaloa.

The Rocky part is cool. The Kalimaloa sucks. I’d rather be “Boobs McGee” or something like that.

Tommy Gustav-Heinemann-Ring

Yeah, it doesn’t work with german street names…

Michael Morningside

Kaiser Gwyrosydd

You’ve got the formation all wrong!

In '95-6 when I first heard this in University it was first name first pet and surname mother’s maiden name.

Mine is Rex Cocker (no shit!)

OMFG I can’t wait for ProteinPowda’s answer. =D

Also I forgot to add…

Who needs a porn name when my first and middle names are really-
John Thomas!!!

Nicky Tocayo

Cherokee Peacock.

Ringo Marchmont

Benji Avanti

Tina Avenida del Sol

I guess if I did porn, I’d be a latina tranny.