X2 on sobriety and grills.
and of course non-traditional sports (i.e. rock climbing)
Jericho
Melted Cheese
Toast
Funny accents
The filler animals at zoos, stuff like gazelles and antelope that they put in to pad out the gaps between Lions, Tigers and Elephants.
this stuff ^
Dr. Seuss, literary genius.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Dr. Seuss, literary genius.[/quote]
Psh. Lazy poet.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
Dr. Seuss, literary genius.
Psh. Lazy poet.[/quote]
I will not take your sarcasm.
I will not stand your jokes.
You may think you are witty
but I hope that tonight you choke.
(trivia: he is the most prolific author in the English language. I saved you guys from using a lifeline.)
Underrated:
Chicks that love - and KNOW about - cars.
Chicks that dig checking out other chicks.
Chicks that play video games.
The above is gospel discovered on the Dead Sea scrolls. Obviously, God knew what He was talking about.
I 2nd kangaroo meat.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
I will not take your sarcasm.
I will not stand your jokes.
You may think that you are witty
but I hope tonight you choke.
[/quote]
I like this rhythm better.
Vicomte is just sad because he can’t figure out “The Cat in the Hat.” That shit’s deep.
The Black Crowes
Ivan Albright (artist)
Ribbed cotton t-shirts
Ladybugs
Green eyes
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Ladybugs
[/quote]
I fucking hate ladybugs!
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Andre Johnson [/quote]
too true
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Ladybugs
I fucking hate ladybugs![/quote]
They eat whiteflies.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
The Black Crowes
Ivan Albright (artist)
Ribbed cotton t-shirts
Ladybugs
Green eyes
[/quote]
You know how I know you’re gay? (Just kidding I just couldn’t resist)
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
FightingScott wrote:
…Blowjobs
Unpossible!
My short list:
Krull
Diet Sunkist (when Orange Gold is nowhere to be found)
Tyson’s frozen buffalo wings
9mm
87 octane gas (“premium” is not)
[/quote]
Dude…Krull fucking rules! Actually I’d probably add lots of 80’s fantasy and sci-fi movies to that list
Playing beach volleyball
Those t-shirts that just fit right
HPV
[quote]Chewie wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Ladybugs
I fucking hate ladybugs!
They eat whiteflies. [/quote]
Exactly. 
Caller ID.
Seriously. I hardly ever pick up the phone anymore.
Screaming Trees