First crappy job, 15 yrs old
Hospital Janitor:
Door to door book salesmen…
Wow…I hated those jobs!
when i was about 4-7 years old my neighbor would pay me 25 cents to sit on his lap and watch tv for like half an hour
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
when i was about 4-7 years old my neighbor would pay me 25 cents to sit on his lap and watch tv for like half an hour[/quote]
Cheep slut.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
when i was about 4-7 years old my neighbor would pay me 25 cents to sit on his lap and watch tv for like half an hour
Cheep slut.[/quote]
I LOLd
[quote]pushharder wrote:
fraggle wrote:
pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.
Unless someone comes along who cleans up month old crime scenes it’s not even a contest.
The description of the gay booths made me want to puke.
He coulda/shoulda posted pics. I did.[/quote]
Are you a complete retard or just practising ? How dumb ass of me not to have had the foresight to have taken a camera into the wanking booths !% FUCKIN YEARS AGO and photographed gayboy spunk just so l could post them up on this dumb ass forum for your verification. Come to think of idiot stack concrete blocks must have been the nadir of your working career.
[quote]yupyit wrote:
Are you a complete retard or just practising ? How dumb ass of me not to have had the foresight to have taken a camera into the wanking booths !% FUCKIN YEARS AGO and photographed gayboy spunk just so l could post them up on this dumb ass forum for your verification. Come to think of idiot stack concrete blocks must have been the nadir of your working career.[/quote]
LOL@ wanking booths
[quote]yupyit wrote:
pushharder wrote:
fraggle wrote:
pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.
Unless someone comes along who cleans up month old crime scenes it’s not even a contest.
The description of the gay booths made me want to puke.
He coulda/shoulda posted pics. I did.
Are you a complete retard or just practising ? How dumb ass of me not to have had the foresight to have taken a camera into the wanking booths !% FUCKIN YEARS AGO and photographed gayboy spunk just so l could post them up on this dumb ass forum for your verification. Come to think of idiot stack concrete blocks must have been the nadir of your working career.[/quote]
wow… He wasn’t even insulting you dude…
lol
[quote]yupyit wrote:
pushharder wrote:
fraggle wrote:
pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.
Unless someone comes along who cleans up month old crime scenes it’s not even a contest.
The description of the gay booths made me want to puke.
He coulda/shoulda posted pics. I did.
Are you a complete retard or just practising ? How dumb ass of me not to have had the foresight to have taken a camera into the wanking booths !% FUCKIN YEARS AGO and photographed gayboy spunk just so l could post them up on this dumb ass forum for your verification. Come to think of idiot stack concrete blocks must have been the nadir of your working career.[/quote]
Your response was so uncalled for it may just be the template from which all other uncalled for responses are copied.
Seriously though, either English isn’t your first language, or you need to work on your sense of humour.
[quote]Null wrote:
Second worse job, was just one night really…
Was cleaning offices during college (great job).
Boss gather the male students in his office and explained he had a job for us and he’d pay double, but we didn’t have to do it.
He explained a woman who’s husband left her and her diet failed (she was over 300) had been fired from her job. She had gone into the basement locker room, barricaded herself in the lockers behind a bunch of chairs and slit her wrists. She died.
He asked us to clean up the blood. They had already taken her away.
It was amazing how much blood there was. It had seeped under the lockers. There was just so much of it…
[/quote]
Damn that would be weird.
[quote]yupyit wrote:
pushharder wrote:
fraggle wrote:
pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.
Unless someone comes along who cleans up month old crime scenes it’s not even a contest.
The description of the gay booths made me want to puke.
He coulda/shoulda posted pics. I did.
Are you a complete retard or just practising ? How dumb ass of me not to have had the foresight to have taken a camera into the wanking booths !% FUCKIN YEARS AGO and photographed gayboy spunk just so l could post them up on this dumb ass forum for your verification. Come to think of idiot stack concrete blocks must have been the nadir of your working career.[/quote]
Win.
[quote]fraggle wrote:
Your response was so uncalled for it may just be the template from which all other uncalled for responses are copied.
Seriously though, either English isn’t your first language, or you need to work on your sense of humour.[/quote]
You can’t clean wanking booths without a sense of humour mate
[quote]pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.[/quote]
The guy from Dirty Jobs on discovery channel should do this. I would be scared to turn a black light in that place.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.
The guy from Dirty Jobs on discovery channel should do this. I would be scared to turn a black light in that place. [/quote]
I’d be scared to turn on a regular light in that place
Installing insulation in the crawl space of the bar I worked at. In Chicago. In the winter. With rats.
o.k. I got another one. My buddy was a Senior Staff NCO in the USMC and it was his job to accompany the chaplain to deliver bad news to parents and wives of deceased Marines in the last Iraqi war.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
yupyit wrote:
pushharder wrote:
fraggle wrote:
pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.
Unless someone comes along who cleans up month old crime scenes it’s not even a contest.
The description of the gay booths made me want to puke.
He coulda/shoulda posted pics. I did.
Are you a complete retard or just practising ? How dumb ass of me not to have had the foresight to have taken a camera into the wanking booths !% FUCKIN YEARS AGO and photographed gayboy spunk just so l could post them up on this dumb ass forum for your verification. Come to think of idiot stack concrete blocks must have been the nadir of your working career.
wow… He wasn’t even insulting you dude…
lol
He’s an '09er. It’s not a myth - there really is something wrong with those people.[/quote]
lol, subtlety is lost on some I guess. I still feel kinda bad for whoever does that job, crazy or not.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
pushharder wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
yupyit wrote:
pushharder wrote:
fraggle wrote:
pushharder wrote:
yupyit wrote:
Took a job in Amsterdam when l was broke during my “lost period” which was the pits but which gave an insight into human nature an anthropologist would die for. Worked in the peepshow boths as a floor wiper and supplier of tissue paper for the wanking booths. Could handle the hetero booths no problem but those gay booths, especially if you had a crowd in there could be dripping in man juice. Went through four mops a week. Saw enough sperm to swim in.
No. No. No. This guy wins. The contest is over.
Unless someone comes along who cleans up month old crime scenes it’s not even a contest.
The description of the gay booths made me want to puke.
He coulda/shoulda posted pics. I did.
Are you a complete retard or just practising ? How dumb ass of me not to have had the foresight to have taken a camera into the wanking booths !% FUCKIN YEARS AGO and photographed gayboy spunk just so l could post them up on this dumb ass forum for your verification. Come to think of idiot stack concrete blocks must have been the nadir of your working career.
wow… He wasn’t even insulting you dude…
lol
He’s an '09er. It’s not a myth - there really is something wrong with those people.
lol, subtlety is lost on some I guess. I still feel kinda bad for whoever does that job, crazy or not.
He was awfully sensitive about it. Poor guy.[/quote]
PTSD for sure