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[quote]Professor X wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
O Doyle_Rulez wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
Good post.
You changed my mind, thanks.
I really can’t imagine how terrible my life would be five or ten years from now had I not read that enlightening post.
And I know what you mean. I like peanut butter and banana sandwhiches too. They’re like really super good!!
read your posts in the “roomate trashed my room” thread. How does it feel being a sackless bag of shit who backed down from another guy because of the sole fact that he outweighs him by 120 lbs , even going as far as to apologize for “taking the joke” literally. Just more evidence that bodybuilding does nothing for you as person. As a wise man would say, " a sheep in lions clothing is still a sheep". Figure that one out.
It makes me upset that polar bears are losing their habitat in the north pole. =(
Polar bears are white…with black noses.
Why couldn’t they have been black with white noses?
Why does the black man always get the smallest piece of the pie?[/quote]
Oh yeah? Which part of the polar bear do you think is brown?
Stakz so phat rubberbands can’t hold 'em.
WHATCHOUT NOAW!
Anyone have that FAIL picture of the riot police hitting someone with the stick and the subtitles saying “oh you forgotz yur stick” or something like that…that shit’s funny.
NVM I found it.
Pugs are awesome.
Im going to reply to you in first grade english. This way you will understand it better.
I like getting big. I like having big arms and big legs. They are fun. I like the way they look on me. Pretty girls like my big arms and legs and chest. The girls are pretty and fun too!
I like when people ask me what i do to train. It makes me feel good. I am also skilled in boxing. Boxing is fun, and i bet other bodybuilders are skilled in boxing and “hardcore MMA” too!
This way, when small losers who like being scrawny, like you, try to pick a fight because they are small and insecure, I can squeeze their head and poo poo will fall out!
Sometimes they are not smart. They are so angry sometimes, that they go into a bodybuilding website and tell bodybuilders that they are not cool. Usually because daddy did not hug them when they were little or mommy went out to go play bingo.
But i think bodybuilders are smart and fun and cool! 8]
[quote]elano wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
So who else pees in the shower?
Thank god!!! I thought I was the only one! It feelz zo gud not to be the only one@@@@222
The shower is like a big ass urnal anyways.[/quote]
Fellow T-men unite! In the shower! wait wut?
[quote]schultzie wrote:
PimpBot5000 wrote:
And to answer the question of the original poster, the reason I put so much emphasis on getting huge is so that I can look like “Abobo”.
I used to play Double Dragon a lot as a kid. It was a tremendous game, but unfortunately, “Abobo privileges” were never granted to the player. You had to choose between Billy and Jimmy Lee, two generic 50’s style greasers who were only distinguishable by their contrasting red and blue vests and slightly different hairstyles. These two had the charisma of an evaporating saucer of milk, but hey, it was 1987 and with an 8-bit machine, “you gets what you gets”. But I digress.
I was always in awe of Abobo, and to a greater extent his cousin, Green Abobo. The guy was so big that he’d make the screen flicker. Heaven forbid you got 4 Abobos tossing barrels at you simultaneously…the resulting flickering could induce seizures. Sometimes I’d intentionally let Abobo beat up on me, just to witness his awesomeness. I knew I wanted to be like him, but I had some limitations, namely that I was white and completely lacking in musculature.
As I grew older, my obsession with Abobo only intensified. My room was tastefully adorned with various Abobo merchandise (yes, you can find it if you look hard enough!) throughout my teens and twenties. It certainly made dating awkward…girls don’t like discussing Abobo-related topics for some reason. I hit the gym hard in hopes of emulating his brick wall-shattering physique, but the pigmentation problem remained, and continues to remain.
“What’s the point in getting huge?”. TO BE LIKE ABOBO.
lol the whole time i was reading it as “abbo” and imagining you growing up in australia
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Hahahaahah that’s fucking hilarious!!
Yup
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
elano wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
So who else pees in the shower?
Thank god!!! I thought I was the only one! It feelz zo gud not to be the only one@@@@222
The shower is like a big ass urnal anyways.
Fellow T-men unite! In the shower! wait wut?[/quote]
whoa there dude.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Wait, what exactly comes in a rape kit?
Is there like a ball gag, choloroform, and some lollipops? Did I miss anything? Maybe a press on moustache? [/quote]
I don’t know, but it weighs 40 lbs.
[quote]O Doyle_Rulez wrote:
somehow a 5’8 180 lb guy isn’t exactly threatening, so don’t bother loser.
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Would he be more intimidating if he were 250lbs?
But, wait, I thought 250lb guys got their asses kicked by muy thai fighters?
[quote]
Growing_Boy wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/...h?v=EAoPJxTvZOQ
^^I’d bang her. [/quote]
Only if she gets a nosejob.
[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
This one’s for the OP. Suck a rooster.
- YouTube [/quote]
Why do u know that link ROFL
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Life is like a box of chocolates…you open the box expecting chocolate but get a mouthful of milky liquid cream that looks very similar to last night’s ejaculate causing you to spit out the “chocolate” hoping that the next one will simply be CHOCOLATE…only to find it is simply one big peanut covered with less than .2mm of chocolate coating which pisses you off because that fucker was hard and you may have chipped a tooth so you spit that one out hoping the next one is truly chocolate…only to find it is filled with caramel but since it isn’t nuts or ejaculate you eat it anyway and throw the box in the trash.[/quote]
CHOCOLATE IS POO. 
[quote]Sharp4850 wrote:
O Doyle_Rulez wrote:
somehow a 5’8 180 lb guy isn’t exactly threatening, so don’t bother loser.
Would he be more intimidating if he were 250lbs?
But, wait, I thought 250lb guys got their asses kicked by muy thai fighters?[/quote]
Yeah, he’s 20 lbs. too heavy, remember. Gotta cut down, fatass.
I drink I smoke I fuck My kind we fight in clubs I mix up that vodka with the chronic and I feel that love
I dream I work I bleed I say things that I don’t really mean I’m not into Jail-bait but my girlfriends only seventeen
Can I hit that can I rip that can I lick that Can I get that from behind I’m murdering and stabbing so much vag I’m wanted for vagaside
I’m living a life of sin, no I don’t have any friends Now the rain is coming and I’m running from myself again
I feel this darkness coming over me It’s taking over me Now you can rest in pieces By the time the sun goes down Now brotha you can rest in pieces
Let’s ride yeah everybodys gonna die Fuck the world man ain’t nobody getting out alive Let’s ride motherfucker we all gonna die We already dead ain’t nobody getting out
I paint a picture that’s perfect so you can see what I’m saying I state it perfectly clearly so that you know I ain’t playing Cause I don’t give a fuck about you or that shit that you’re saying Because you caught up in the matrix you blind you sleeping homie I dream I work I bleed I say things that I don’t really mean
But mostly when I drink too much and I’m smoking too much kush and I’m under too much pressure I think I think too much I can’t find my piece of mind I feel like I’m losing touch
So throw your guns up player and raise em up high It’s a revolution you know we can’t be denied
It’s Count Rock homie I was born to ride
The Crimson Robe gang and we down for life Let’s ride all day all nightLet’s ride its dead or alive Let’s ride everybody gonna die
Fuck the world brotha ain’t nobody getting out
I try to do right and I can’t figure out Why I get schizo and psycho I go Jeckle to Hyde It’s these voices inside it’s that darkness above me Makes me turn away from good to bad then to ugly That’s why drugs seem so lovely like a way to escape All this ugliness above me how much more can we take Till we break and we take back the world from these fake motherfuckers I hate big brother uh do you think it’s too late