All I have to say is this…
Peach Hat.
i give you matt kroczaleski a 250 pounder who by your logic must not have done anyting else worthwile in his life other than getting “disgustingly” big while he was on his quest to the 250 pounds he also was in the marines is a full time pharmacist has 2414 elite total in the 220 class has 3 young sons and is a all round nice guy. i guess he hasnt achieved anyting due to his 250 pound weight.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
who by your logic[/quote]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
Kerley wrote:
who by your logic
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
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Is that picture real? seriously that can’t be real!
Some things are more important and much bigger then you and I
But nothings more important then that look in your eyes
That’s when I know I hit your spot because you tighten your thighs
That’s when I know I hit the spot uh right between the eyes
I LOL’ed pretty hard
ROFL!!
This about sums up the Cheney administration.
[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
Kerley wrote:
who by your logic
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
[/quote]
LOL
[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
Cowboy_69 wrote:
Kerley wrote:
who by your logic
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
Is that picture real? seriously that can’t be real![/quote]
I very much doubt it. Look at the numbers at the bottom. Looks like a Private Eye article to me.
[quote]JCS19Y wrote:
For me it was Max from Streets of Rage II. The other characters were cool, but he just straight beat the snot out of dudes.[/quote]
Max was pretty cool, but he kind of reminded me of a low-rent Haggar. If presented with a choice of hotel during his side-scrolling mission (pixellated, muscle-bound scrappers need to sleep too!), Haggar would probably opt for a Best Western or even a low-end Marriot, whereas Max would probably suffice for a roach-infested Motel 6. Presented with a choice of vitality-restoring dishes to pick up off the alleyway floor, Haggar would reach for the filet mignon, but Max would go for a pack of “Slim-Jims”. I don’t know…I mean, they both opted to go without shirts, but Haggar was the renaissance man out of the two, I would say.
Here he is, pile-driving a shark for some reason. Bad-ass.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Max was pretty cool, but he kind of reminded me of a low-rent Haggar. [/quote]
Whoa whoa whoa! :D…lets not start another Final Fight vs Streets of Rage "which is the better brawlin beat `em up" debate!
Besides, all the cool cats know Blaze is where its at! ;-p Stockings, skin-tight red latex and cooche-revealin high kicks…need I say more to explain myself? <grinnin`>
[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
Besides, all the cool cats know Blaze is where its at! ;-p Stockings, skin-tight red latex and cooche-revealin high kicks…need I say more to explain myself? <grinnin`>
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Yeah, Blaze was awesome. Although she never really had any competition. Usually female characters in side-scrollers served no other role except to wander into the first screen of the game, (often a filthy, decrepit alleyway) wearing a revealing outfit and getting punched in the stomach and taken away by some street tough, setting the goal for the main characters.
Really, WHY would they saunter through the alleyway in the first place? “Despite the fact that I’m dressed as a cock-ready whore, this criminal-laden alleyway will serve as a suitable shortcut to my destination”. If I were a main character I might cut my losses and spend the next 8 rounds searching for a brighter girl…but that’s just me
[quote]Artem wrote:
yea…[/quote]
i demand name
[quote]Bricknyce wrote:
You know, last time I checked, Mike O’ Hearn and Frank Sepe (guys who have to fight women off with a stick!) were really suffering from from insecurity and confidence problems.
Thanks, OP. [/quote]
Why do they fight women with sticks? Do the women have weapons, too?
That’s not cool.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
“Despite the fact that I’m dressed as a cock-ready whore, this criminal-laden alleyway will serve as a suitable shortcut to my destination”. [/quote]
I`d just like to say that I entirely approve of your unique style of filthy eloquence, buddy 
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Artem wrote:
yea…
i demand name[/quote]
Somehow seemed fitting
I like lifting heavy things. It makes the regular things feel lighter.
You should see me pick up a paintbrush.
THIS IS WHAT IT DOES TO KEYBOARDS.
What’s the point in asking what’s the point in getting huge?
I love meangenes avatar…chairman meoww …tee hee.
As for muy tai fighters, I have a pack of trained flying chihuahuas to do my evil bidding.They will kick any muy tai ass what needs a kickin’.
[quote]O Doyle_Rulez wrote:
meh I’m bored. Till next time bitches!![/quote]
stay skinny, kid.