[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
I was late for work today…[/quote]
The only time within the last two years I’ve been on time for work was my bosses only day off for, oh say… two years…?
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
I was late for work today…
The only time within the last two years I’ve been on time for work was my bosses only day off for, oh say… two years…?[/quote]
My boss arrives at 8.00am and leaves around 10.00pm (he continues to work from home then…); his office is next to the entrance and he always leaves his door open.
→ He sees all of us arriving after him and leaving before every single day.
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
I was late for work today…
The only time within the last two years I’ve been on time for work was my bosses only day off for, oh say… two years…?[/quote]
Is it that hard to be on time for work?
Mike, it’s apparently that hard for me to be on time for ANYTHING. Seriously, I dunno what it is. I’m just consistently late. 5 mins late for work, and usually 10 mins late for college. Doesn’t matter what I try, the universe has other plans
[quote]polo77j wrote:
My gf has her period this week
This week I will be receiving no less than 4 blow jobs
I like when my gf is on her period[/quote]
x2.
Awesomeness!
I bet you even starving kids in Africa take the crust off their pop-tarts.
This just seems like a thread to raise your post count?
AMIRITE?
Seriously though, I have the cold and been constantly blowing my nose and ruptured a vein in my nose and had a nose bleed 
[quote]AlexD wrote:
Jereth127 wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
I was late for work today…
The only time within the last two years I’ve been on time for work was my bosses only day off for, oh say… two years…?
My boss arrives at 8.00am and leaves around 10.00pm (he continues to work from home then…); his office is next to the entrance and he always leaves his door open.
→ He sees all of us arriving after him and leaving before every single day.[/quote]
He kicks ass and takes names. That is how you get your name on the door. 9-5 is for people who don’t want it.
I think I’m going to pass my stone this weekend. FML.
[quote]NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
BodyByGame20 wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
Im eating gnarly roast beef samwich my wife made me and trying to add players to my fantasy football team but I keep getting this waiver bullshit.
also I love that picture of that chick taking out the trash with the huge tits.
Now im thinking about huge tits ( . )( . )
WHAT PICTURE?!
x2
I want to see a picture of a woman taking out the trash. That’s chore porn.[/quote]
I want to see a picture of a woman fixing a tractor engine. That’s hard-chore porn.
[quote]Anonymity wrote:
I had the stomach flu for the past 2 days. Couldn’t eat/drink anything for 36 hours. Lost 6 pounds.[/quote]
Do you have abs now?
[quote]rudilerm wrote:
Anonymity wrote:
I had the stomach flu for the past 2 days. Couldn’t eat/drink anything for 36 hours. Lost 6 pounds.
Do you have abs now?[/quote]
Sickabz.
I just survived a lay off. The two others being considered (one of which was laid off for sure, and it sounds like the other may have been laid off this morning) both have 5-10 years more industry experience than me (I have zero). What saved me was my dedication to my clients last week when there was a strike and all offices were closed.
I was even called “really frustrating to work with” and yet I still made it out alive. Kind of worried about the next few weeks, though.
I really want to finish school this year. Excited about grad school; need to start picking programs.
Miss my girl. She’s far away. And hot. And funny. And smart and not “girly” (read: whiney) in any way. I really dig her.
Oh, and I really want: Vita-Mix blender, Nikon D300s + lens, PS3 Slim and some nice suits for work. Hmmm…
Hope my dad is ok overseas. Need to start planning his very belated, very surprise birthday gift.
Above all: I need a fucking vacation away from everyone I know. No phones, no internet.
At home alittle drunk
My wife just left to pick up her bestfriend and bring her back here because her and her man are fighting.
Thinking about how the illuminati are going to take over the world and fuck me over
Spent 10 hours studying for a calculus test that I’m pretty sure I still did poorly on. But on a good note, I saw the talk of take out on the first page and I now have a JJ Gargantuan in route from Jimmy Johns, YUMMMMMMMM!
I didn’t go out tonight and I’m here reading some threads and playing online poker. Anyone else use Full Tilt? I’m doing pretty good and I have a decent bank roll.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Spent 10 hours studying for a calculus test that I’m pretty sure I still did poorly on. But on a good note, I saw the talk of take out on the first page and I now have a JJ Gargantuan in route from Jimmy Johns, YUMMMMMMMM![/quote]
That sucks, I remember those days. What calculus are you taking? I took up to calculus III, which is the easiest and calculus II being the hardest.
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I didn’t go out tonight and I’m here reading some threads and playing online poker. Anyone else use Full Tilt? I’m doing pretty good and I have a decent bank roll. [/quote]
Which reminds me, hey TC when are you going to sell some T-Nation poker chips? I remember seeing them in an article some time ago.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Spent 10 hours studying for a calculus test that I’m pretty sure I still did poorly on. But on a good note, I saw the talk of take out on the first page and I now have a JJ Gargantuan in route from Jimmy Johns, YUMMMMMMMM![/quote]
DUDE i ate like 4 of those a week
yyeeeeeeeeeeessssss
Just tried a perogie pizza from boston pizza, and it was fucking awsome. Weird but very tasty.
Watching a video of Dave Tate doing a bunch of delt stretches with bands with pink floyd in the backround, hoping I don’t get any major injuries like he did.
Had a grueling session in the gym tonight, after being home sick today. Not quite up to par, but tried some new stuff which is always fun. Made some awesome fresh salsa today with my homegrown tomatoes. Very, very tasty. Grilled burgers,steamed some fresh corn, and had them with some Blue Moon.
Too bad I have to work tomorrow.