[quote]NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
I have a daughter who is currently going through the Terrible Twos stage. Yesterday she had a meltdown for 3.5 hours because she didn’t want to be a cat anymore. No matter what my wife and I said to her she couldn’t get it in her head that she has never been a cat.
Also, I haven’t been sleeping very well lately because I’ve become obsessed with trying to understand cosmology and general relativity. I’m such a geek.
As far as BJs are concerned - I’m married now. No more BJs for me. But I do get my dinner made for me and my laundry done. That’s something… right? Still, a BJ would be nice on occasion. sigh[/quote]
Sorry, have to laugh about your daughter. She sounds very bright and creative. This will be a wonderful thing later in life. If she is anything like my daughter, now 22, she will put you through hell, but it will be well worth it in the end. I even LIKE mine again, now that she is almost all grown up!!
I am quite confused about the connection between marriage and blow jobs, however. I am married and still give blow jobs. Regularly. And often without prompting. It’s fun! Perhaps you need to get yourself over to SAMA and send your wife some of the stuff from the “Oral Sex Saves Lives!” thread…
[quote]NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
As far as BJs are concerned - I’m married now. No more BJs for me. But I do get my dinner made for me and my laundry done. That’s something… right? Still, a BJ would be nice on occasion. sigh[/quote]
What is this getting married and no bjs about?
I don’t want to make this whole thread about bjs just curious as to why.
I’ve been sitting in a chair at a gym for about 5 hours posting and doing school work in between. I’m drinking a energy drink to start my back and tris workout in about 15 minutes. My gf likes backs. What men do to please women.
I’ve been laid off since Feb. My unemployment runs out next week. I was not fired, just laid off untill things pick up. I do not want to work anywhere else but what am I gonna do? I got a letter saying I cant not get an extension!
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
I’m drinking a energy drink to start my back and tris workout in about 15 minutes. My gf likes backs. What men do to please women.[/quote]
Hehehe. It is funny what turns us women on, isn’t it? For me, I absolutely adore my husband’s butt. Love it, love it, love it. I can practically have an orgasm just watching him squat. And I have a hell of a time behaving myself in the gym on leg night (between watching his adorable butt, and the t-rush I get from working those large muscle groups)…good thing we have our own private gym! Though I do have a “sex in public” fantasy, as well.
[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
I’m drinking a energy drink to start my back and tris workout in about 15 minutes. My gf likes backs. What men do to please women.
Hehehe. It is funny what turns us women on, isn’t it? For me, I absolutely adore my husband’s butt. Love it, love it, love it. I can practically have an orgasm just watching him squat. And I have a hell of a time behaving myself in the gym on leg night (between watching his adorable butt, and the t-rush I get from working those large muscle groups)…good thing we have our own private gym! Though I do have a “sex in public” fantasy, as well.
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I thought I was the only one here who had “sex in public” fantasies involving Chrysalis!
[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
Sorry, have to laugh about your daughter. She sounds very bright and creative. This will be a wonderful thing later in life. If she is anything like my daughter, now 22, she will put you through hell, but it will be well worth it in the end. I even LIKE mine again, now that she is almost all grown up!!
I am quite confused about the connection between marriage and blow jobs, however. I am married and still give blow jobs. Regularly. And often without prompting. It’s fun! Perhaps you need to get yourself over to SAMA and send your wife some of the stuff from the “Oral Sex Saves Lives!” thread…
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Oh, don’t get me wrong. I think my daughter is a riot. Besides the frequent meltdowns she’s actually quite a character. I can handle the irrational behavior because I know it’s just her frustration at not being able to express what she’s really feeling. Usually a meltdown means either she’s hungry, tired, or needs to fire out a dart. Once we determine what it is and rectify it, she’s really quite pleasant.
I think my wife is just one of those women that don’t really like oral sex - period. I certainly don’t get it, but that’s who she is and I love her anyway. My only beef is that when we were dating it was something that she was willing to do, with me thinking that it was a mutual interest. Whatever, I think she’s perfect in every other respect.
[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
Hehehe. It is funny what turns us women on, isn’t it? For me, I absolutely adore my husband’s butt. Love it, love it, love it. I can practically have an orgasm just watching him squat. And I have a hell of a time behaving myself in the gym on leg night (between watching his adorable butt, and the t-rush I get from working those large muscle groups)…good thing we have our own private gym! Though I do have a “sex in public” fantasy, as well.
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I always watch my girls butt in the gym. By far it is the best butt I’ve seen and I’m not just saying that because she’s my gf lol. I’m also glad I squated, deadlifted and payed various sports all those years to get my butt. I’m not a big guy but I like that fact I don’t have flat but syndrome most guys have.
Girls love butts just as much as guys do for girls hah. I think they are more sneaky at getting to look at guys butt too.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Im eating gnarly roast beef samwich my wife made me and trying to add players to my fantasy football team but I keep getting this waiver bullshit.
also I love that picture of that chick taking out the trash with the huge tits.
Now im thinking about huge tits ( . )( . )[/quote]
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
Im eating gnarly roast beef samwich my wife made me and trying to add players to my fantasy football team but I keep getting this waiver bullshit.
also I love that picture of that chick taking out the trash with the huge tits.
Now im thinking about huge tits ( . )( . )
WHAT PICTURE?! [/quote]
x2
I want to see a picture of a woman taking out the trash. That’s chore porn.
After reading this shit I feel fucking great…full time job that I love, got engaged yesterday (lotsa BJ’s). Well this thread made me feel great for a second. Just got back from the doc, got a hernia so no gym for two months and surgery…that sucks but I’m still to happy for words…not let’n anything get me down
[quote]NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
BodyByGame20 wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
Im eating gnarly roast beef samwich my wife made me and trying to add players to my fantasy football team but I keep getting this waiver bullshit.
also I love that picture of that chick taking out the trash with the huge tits.
Now im thinking about huge tits ( . )( . )
WHAT PICTURE?!
x2
I want to see a picture of a woman taking out the trash. That’s chore porn.[/quote]
Taking out the trash has always been one of my chores, even when I was a productive member of society.
Are you all fucking serious? I get all the No jobs and kids and bj stuff, but come on people. It’s fucking opening Day of the NFL, we get to watch a spectacular clash of two hard nose, black and blue teams tonight. Certainly all these other life type things take a back seat for this one day of the year. Now I expect you to all get your priorities straight and talk about who is going to win this Game! I got pittsburgh at home. Titans are not coming into thier house, especially without a fat Cheesburger White to soften up that D.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Are you all fucking serious? I get all the No jobs and kids and bj stuff, but come on people. It’s fucking opening Day of the NFL, we get to watch a spectacular clash of two hard nose, black and blue teams tonight. Certainly all these other life type things take a back seat for this one day of the year. Now I expect you to all get your priorities straight and talk about who is going to win this Game! I got pittsburgh at home. Titans are not coming into thier house, especially without a fat Cheesburger White to soften up that D.
V[/quote]
Don’t have to remind me V…I’ve been stoked about this game since the shedule came out. The premier of America’s Team was on NFL network last night and got my blood pumpin’.
I shaved all my hair off and I like it a lot this way, so I’ll keep it. It grows back really quick though. How do you guys keep it shaven? How do you shave back there? I can only get the front myself.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Are you all fucking serious? I get all the No jobs and kids and bj stuff, but come on people. It’s fucking opening Day of the NFL, we get to watch a spectacular clash of two hard nose, black and blue teams tonight. Certainly all these other life type things take a back seat for this one day of the year. Now I expect you to all get your priorities straight and talk about who is going to win this Game! I got pittsburgh at home. Titans are not coming into thier house, especially without a fat Cheesburger White to soften up that D.
V
Don’t have to remind me V…I’ve been stoked about this game since the shedule came out. The premier of America’s Team was on NFL network last night and got my blood pumpin’.
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
Im eating gnarly roast beef samwich my wife made me and trying to add players to my fantasy football team but I keep getting this waiver bullshit.
also I love that picture of that chick taking out the trash with the huge tits.
Now im thinking about huge tits ( . )( . )
WHAT PICTURE?! [/quote]
its on the home page of this website down at the bottom where all the hot chick pictures are.
