The ability to make hot chocolate out of thin air. I just had one and I want another.
buncha nerds
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Other than that, I think it would be cool to have just a small speed advantage over every human, plus 75% damage reduction. Like just a little faster than bolt and a lot tougher than any human. You could be the best football player in history. No one would even know you had superpowers or could think you were cheating.
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I call this the “+1 power.” I want the qualities of the best people in the world (fastest, smartest, strongest, best-looking, etc) in my age group, plus a little bit more. On top of that, I want to be reborn again and again with the same power, so that I can live several lifetimes, rather than just living one really long one.
I would be the most awesome person in the world, and I’d get to essentially live forever without being labeled as a freak that never ages or dies.
EDIT: Oh, and Batman does have a superpower. It’s called being insanely wealthy.
The Infinity Gauntlet
<=== turn my body to steel with unlimited strength and basically no weaknesses like colossues. which would be much like the hulk except for the fact i would be able to control my powers instead of running around in a fury like some dirty hooker just bit my testes off.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
CainMarko wrote:
and a super huge penis.
You say that, but honestly: no anal EVER, and shitty blowjobs because their jaw gets tired and only like 1/7th actually fits in her mouth.
All you average guys really should be happier than you are.
Does being turned into a vampire count? And can we wait till I’m leaner and have about 17-23lbs more muscle?[/quote]
just say the word
i got you…you’ll have to work for me of course for a few hundred years
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
The ability to make hot chocolate out of thin air. I just had one and I want another. [/quote]
OMG…I want that super power! I LOVE hot chocolate! My mom found me a hot chocolate maker online, and got it for me 3 Christmases ago! It was seriously the best gift I’ve ever gotten.
ability to never poop again
I’d want to be like SSJ2 Goku, that way I dont look like a retard at SSJ3 and I dont look like a monkey at SSJ4.
AND!!! I’d also want the ability to create my own reality. Screw real life and online, I am making tardland
[quote]ChokeOnStrength wrote:
I am making tardland[/quote]
dude, someone already made the comment section of Youtube
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
ChokeOnStrength wrote:
I am making tardland
dude, someone already made the comment section of Youtube[/quote]
[quote]The sofa king wrote:
ability to never poop again [/quote]
Whaaaaaaaaaat? That’s like… the “other half” of the training/eating like we do! Never!
[quote]ChokeOnStrength wrote:
I’d want to be like SSJ2 Goku, that way I dont look like a retard at SSJ3 and I dont look like a monkey at SSJ4.
AND!!! I’d also want the ability to create my own reality. Screw real life and online, I am making tardland[/quote]
Let me introduce you to the Holodecks on Star Trek.
I’m building one in my backyard. Will be great success.
I wish I could be a cloud that rained food. I would rain all over 3rd nations hopefully not killing anyone.
A real power to me is photographic memory. I wish I had that for school.
How cool would it be to be a one man army and take over nations. Like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
ChokeOnStrength wrote:
I am making tardland
dude, someone already made the comment section of Youtube
The Slow Clap - YouTube [/quote]
You fucking love it. But by far NOT my best joke in this thread.
Speaking of which, fuck this thread. That joke was funny, and everyone just saunters past it.
I’m going rinse the sand out of my vagina now
edit: forgot the “it”
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
ChokeOnStrength wrote:
I am making tardland
dude, someone already made the comment section of Youtube
You fucking love it. But by far NOT my best joke in this thread.
Speaking of which, fuck this thread. That joke was funny, and everyone just saunters past it.
I’m going rinse the sand out of my vagina now
edit: forgot the “it”[/quote]
and the “to” in “going to rinse the sand out of my vagina now.”
btw. heard the best comeback to that.
“it’s not sand. it’s brown sugar, leaking out of me cuz im so sweet.”
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
ChokeOnStrength wrote:
I am making tardland
dude, someone already made the comment section of Youtube
You fucking love it. But by far NOT my best joke in this thread.
Speaking of which, fuck this thread. That joke was funny, and everyone just saunters past it.
I’m going rinse the sand out of my vagina now
edit: forgot the “it”
and the “to” in “going to rinse the sand out of my vagina now.”
btw. heard the best comeback to that.
“it’s not sand. it’s brown sugar, leaking out of me cuz im so sweet.”[/quote]
The only way that’s the best comeback is if we’re gauging best by what is gayest.
Wolverine kills everyone in the marvel universe, including Hulk. A pissed off Wolverine is unstoppable. And I’m not talking that shitty Hugh Jackassman version I mean the comicbook version, the real badass take no prisoners version! So I’ll take Wolverines powers.
The power of love.