Accelerated Natural Selection like doomsday and a super huge penis.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Dane Cook: “To shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips” [/quote]
…jesus
Powers of molecule man.
Seriously though Batman is the best and does’nt have powers…
[quote]duffyj2 wrote:
Goodfellow wrote:
Control all matter on a sub-atomic level.
Invincibility
Not askin’ for much eh?[/quote]
Hey now, if you gonna have two superpowers they might as well be the best 
[quote]Ryu wrote:
Powers of molecule man.
Seriously though Batman is the best and does’nt have powers…[/quote]
That’s why he is so badass!
Every time I see Cainmarko’s chubby back, I just want to insult him in some way. I can’t help it. The ruin a wish and man above threads have left their mark.
Cainmarko has a small penis! ( I can’t help it dude )
^ has the super power of spotting small penises
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
^ has the super power of spotting small penises[/quote]
^has the superpower to break open button shirts with his breasts.
Fuzzyapple, that made me laugh SUPER hard…i was on the phone with a customer.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
^has the superpower to break open button shirts with his breasts. [/quote]
Hell YEAH!!! wait what -_-
I think it’s pretty obvious what power I’d want if you look hard enough. Yes, that’s the one, complete with the blackouts, the mass destruction, and looking like Bill Bixby.
The ability to fly, and to be super strong.
[quote]CainMarko wrote:
and a super huge penis. [/quote]
You say that, but honestly: no anal EVER, and shitty blowjobs because their jaw gets tired and only like 1/7th actually fits in her mouth.
All you average guys really should be happier than you are.
Does being turned into a vampire count? And can we wait till I’m leaner and have about 17-23lbs more muscle?
Ability to stop time and never age after thirty or get injured.(super strong anyway and can already fly…lol)
Batman!
I know- no superpowers.
But then his will power, dedication to training his mind and body, his perseverance, standing upto what he believes in and going against all odds if he has to…
WOW!
The Hulk abilitys…
Combined with know how to fix anything like Sylar. HEHEHE
or
the power to telekinetically masturbate a woman. 
Being able to manipulate other people’s emotion like the mule from isaac asimov’s foundation an empire.
If you’ve read the book you can tell how powerfull that is.
Angry Chicken has no penis ha
14" cock.
Didn’t we have this thread a few months ago?
Stimulation/Suppression of Pleasure Centers of the Brain
and
Control of Electrons
equals
Win.