What Is Canada Like?

[quote]BHappy wrote:

[quote]CSEagles1694 wrote:
I know it’s a weird question, but as an American, I find the concept of “Canada” to be an odd one. I mean, is it like another America, or what?

CS[/quote]

If you want to learn, Canadians live in a country called Canada.
Here we do not pretend an 18 YO is old enough to get killed doing whatever war to get millionnaires to become billionaires while saying those youngsters are wayyy to young to drink a beer.
We believe in education for many, not just a few rich ones. Our health care is better than the one of our neighbor to the south wich pretend to be # 1 but is ranked internationally the level equal to Cuba wich is terrible according to that previously mentionned neighbor.

Depending where you live you might know who our southern neighbor his but in case you are one of the unlucky one who lives south of our border i will tell you they are the ones living in USA. They have been wondering around for many years, totally lost, they have no clue how to call themselves, they call themselves americans. Maybe someday they will learn that america is a continent not a country.

Please if you come across 1 of them be nice to them. And maybe you can ask their ex president who is a good friend of God(some news showed him saying that God told him the Irak war would be bloodless, well maybe they are not that friendly if God lied to him).

If you have more question(s) maybe asking one of them will get you a good answer, i heard(well they allways say) they are # 1). Maybe they simply forget to mention that their # 1 status is about killing, putting people in jail, but when their education reach their pretended # 1 status these details will probably get fixed.

All the best ![/quote]

Communism is strong with this one.

I’m from the UK and I want to move to Canada, not America.

This is all you need to know.

[quote]Lolkema wrote:
I’m from the UK and I want to move to Canada, not America.

This is all you need to know.[/quote]

This is all we need to know about YOU.

[quote]Lolkema wrote:
I’m from the UK and I want to move to Canada, not America.

This is all you need to know.[/quote]

We already kicked you guys out. You’re not allowed back in.

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]BHappy wrote:
If you want to learn, Canadians live in a country called Canada.
Here we do not pretend an 18 YO is old enough to get killed doing whatever war to get millionnaires to become billionaires while saying those youngsters are wayyy to young to drink a beer.
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Frigging Quebec.

Who crapped in your tourtierre this morning?[/quote]

Kanadians spell words funny.[/quote]

No, 'Mercans just don’t know how to spell.
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OooohhhHHHH! well played!

KO comes out of the dark to knock me upside the head!

glad to have you back around, my freind - you have been missed - sorely missed.[/quote]

Yeah, i’m kinda like that yellow armpit stain in your favourite white shirt.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Canada is like getting fucked in the ass, only gayer.[/quote]

Just cause I fucked you in the ass last night doesn’t mean I’m gay.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Canada is like getting fucked in the ass, only gayer.[/quote]

And in Canada that’s okay =)

I’ll just leave this here…

[quote]E901 wrote:
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Meanwhile-in-Canada.jpg[/quote]

I know this is kinda a late response… while it certainly is a funny picture, it’s actually Japan, not Canada. Unless, of course, the image is flipped (car driving on the left side).

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]E901 wrote:
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Meanwhile-in-Canada.jpg[/quote]

I know this is kinda a late response… while it certainly is a funny picture, it’s actually Japan, not Canada. Unless, of course, the image is flipped (car driving on the left side).[/quote]

Ah, so it’s not really that much snow because it’s just really really small cars.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
I’ll just leave this here…

WAIT!!!

Bullwinkle was a Canadian?

that 'splains everything~

[quote]furo wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Do you have bison? [/quote]

Wtf we practically invented bison! It’s like an American icon![/quote]

Europe has bison too![/quote]

You sure? How can you tell the difference between the average unshaven German woman and a bison?

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]furo wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Do you have bison? [/quote]

Wtf we practically invented bison! It’s like an American icon![/quote]

Europe has bison too![/quote]

You sure? How can you tell the difference between the average unshaven German woman and a bison?[/quote]

The aroma.

At least you Americans do not have to endure the horrible crimes we have

All anyone needs to know.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]furo wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Do you have bison? [/quote]

Wtf we practically invented bison! It’s like an American icon![/quote]

Europe has bison too![/quote]

You sure? How can you tell the difference between the average unshaven German woman and a bison?[/quote]

The aroma.
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Bison aren’t nearly as smelly.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]furo wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Do you have bison? [/quote]

Wtf we practically invented bison! It’s like an American icon![/quote]

Europe has bison too![/quote]

You sure? How can you tell the difference between the average unshaven German woman and a bison?[/quote]

The aroma.
[/quote]

Bison aren’t nearly as smelly.[/quote]

Heidi Klum was pretty gross back in the day…

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]furo wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Do you have bison? [/quote]

Wtf we practically invented bison! It’s like an American icon![/quote]

Europe has bison too![/quote]

You sure? How can you tell the difference between the average unshaven German woman and a bison?[/quote]

The aroma.
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Bison aren’t nearly as smelly.[/quote]

Heidi Klum was pretty gross back in the day…
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I suppose she was an unshaven German woman. She got waxed instead.

Serious question: Is Canada real life?