What if Your True Love Died 400 Yrs Ago

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
There’s almost 7 billion people in the world.

Half of them are women. (which means the other half are men…if you swing that way)

Let’s say 1 billion are underage for the sake of this argument.

That leaves 2.5 billion potential mates in the world.

Do people honestly believe that there’s only 1 “soul mate” for them out of 2.5 BILLION?

[/quote]

There is only one collective soul for the entire guman race. That’s why people can feel emotion toward others. They feel it in themselves first.

Everything and everybody is one.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
There’s almost 7 billion people in the world.

Half of them are women. (which means the other half are men…if you swing that way)

Let’s say 1 billion are underage for the sake of this argument.

That leaves 2.5 billion potential mates in the world.

Do people honestly believe that there’s only 1 “soul mate” for them out of 2.5 BILLION?

[/quote]

There is only one collective soul for the entire guman race. That’s why people can feel emotion toward others. They feel it in themselves first.

Everything and everybody is one. [/quote]

You too eh?

Why is everyone holding out on me?

Puff puff pass damnit!

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
There’s almost 7 billion people in the world.

Half of them are women. (which means the other half are men…if you swing that way)

Let’s say 1 billion are underage for the sake of this argument.

That leaves 2.5 billion potential mates in the world.

Do people honestly believe that there’s only 1 “soul mate” for them out of 2.5 BILLION?

[/quote]

There is only one collective soul for the entire guman race. That’s why people can feel emotion toward others. They feel it in themselves first.

Everything and everybody is one. [/quote]

You too eh?

Why is everyone holding out on me?

Puff puff pass damnit![/quote]

Lol your lil lungs can’t handle this,brotha.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
There’s almost 7 billion people in the world.

Half of them are women. (which means the other half are men…if you swing that way)

Let’s say 1 billion are underage for the sake of this argument.

That leaves 2.5 billion potential mates in the world.

Do people honestly believe that there’s only 1 “soul mate” for them out of 2.5 BILLION?

[/quote]

There is only one collective soul for the entire guman race. That’s why people can feel emotion toward others. They feel it in themselves first.

Everything and everybody is one. [/quote]

You too eh?

Why is everyone holding out on me?

Puff puff pass damnit![/quote]

Lol your lil lungs can’t handle this,brotha.[/quote]

Lies!

Grabs a pound of butter

Now what?

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
There’s almost 7 billion people in the world.

Half of them are women. (which means the other half are men…if you swing that way)

Let’s say 1 billion are underage for the sake of this argument.

That leaves 2.5 billion potential mates in the world.

Do people honestly believe that there’s only 1 “soul mate” for them out of 2.5 BILLION?

[/quote]

There is only one collective soul for the entire guman race. That’s why people can feel emotion toward others. They feel it in themselves first.

Everything and everybody is one. [/quote]

You too eh?

Why is everyone holding out on me?

Puff puff pass damnit![/quote]

Lol your lil lungs can’t handle this,brotha.[/quote]

Lies!

Grabs a pound of butter

Now what?
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Damn

See, I don’t even know what the butter is for…you are clearly on a level I have not yet reached. I am terrified.

roguevampire

i aint say he’s a golddigger, but he don’t mess with no broke serial killer…

MUDKIPZZZZ

…the fuck did I just read?

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]jerseykevinm wrote:
Someone needs to get laid… [/quote]

getting laid, lol. dude, look at me. not trying to be a dick, but comeone, im a 280 hulk. i could go into any club or bar in this country and have any woman i choose. how many men look like me. yes, i realize that sounds conceited. this isn’t about getting laid. ive been laid many a time. i was married. have a daughter. but this is quite different.[/quote]

You look like pale shrek. and are far less humorous/endearing [/quote]

pale shrek, nah, pale hulk much more reasonable.

More like a Shrek/Thing blend.
AKA the poor man’s Hulk.

[quote]cct wrote:
i aint say he’s a golddigger, but he don’t mess with no broke serial killer…[/quote]

laughing my motherfucking ass off (had to spell that out for emphasis)

[quote]Deorum wrote:
What if your true love really did die 400 years ago? What if you could live your life without ever worrying about love. Would you be better off? Or would you be a depressed bastard? Just some food for thought.[/quote]

Except that the OP is still looking for love on at least 3 dating sites we know of.

I’m her for the lulz… and frankly, for the butter.

I’m convinced this is some sort of weird metaphor for the Book of Mormon and roguevampire is just rabidly anti-mormon.

(not really).

[quote]cct wrote:
i aint say he’s a golddigger, but he don’t mess with no broke serial killer…[/quote]

Thats the best laugh ive had in ages!!! Im gonna be singing that all day now

Guess who wrote this in the past :


We are all single at some point, right? I was married for 6 years, have a daughter. just seeing how women are today, how they act. how quickly they break up with a boyfriend. I want something that seems to no longer exist. a woman with a bit of class. not some skanky whore. a woman who will be loyal and devoted. and put me above all. and i will also do the same. put her above all. like i said many times, i was born in the wrong century.

Mystery solved.

To the OP, this post was a brain fart. Im sure we all have a happy place in our heads we may go to from time to time but fantasizing about a woman who died 400 years ago is not healthy.

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
Well, technically, she’s probably about as close to a real vampire as it gets I would say :stuck_out_tongue:

Saying who she is though might make a HUGE difference. Maybe you’re not alone, have you ever considered that?

ed- if it turned out someone else fancied her as well would you get mad?[/quote]

actually, yes, its the countess. but let me just say this. she was no more a vampire than anyone else. just about everything written about her is complete garbage. most of these myths came about long after she died. made up by people. she didn’t bath in blood. she didnt kill 600 girls. but thats a long long story. yes, i realize many people fancy her.

when i was younger, i was into bruce lee like nobody else. read everything about im, countless books. pics all over my walls. yet, i could never write a book about him. nor could i tell you how he felt about things, as a child. growing up. he was my idol for years and years to. [/quote]

Let me get this straight: You’re a grown man with a child. Your profile name is ‘roguevampire’. You’re in love with a prolific serial killer who died 400 years ago and you think there should be a ‘holocaust memorial’ for all the animals killed by people?

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
Well, technically, she’s probably about as close to a real vampire as it gets I would say :stuck_out_tongue:

Saying who she is though might make a HUGE difference. Maybe you’re not alone, have you ever considered that?

ed- if it turned out someone else fancied her as well would you get mad?[/quote]

actually, yes, its the countess. but let me just say this. she was no more a vampire than anyone else. just about everything written about her is complete garbage. most of these myths came about long after she died. made up by people. she didn’t bath in blood. she didnt kill 600 girls. but thats a long long story. yes, i realize many people fancy her.

when i was younger, i was into bruce lee like nobody else. read everything about im, countless books. pics all over my walls. yet, i could never write a book about him. nor could i tell you how he felt about things, as a child. growing up. he was my idol for years and years to. [/quote]

Let me get this straight: You’re a grown man with a child. Your profile name is ‘roguevampire’. You’re in love with a prolific serial killer who died 400 years ago and you think there should be a ‘holocaust memorial’ for all the animals killed by people?[/quote]

yes to all. only to, she wasn’t a serial killer. i do not have time to go into why that is so. it would take far to long. and I do not have the desire to educate someone who doesn’t want to be educated. 5 years or 400 years, makes no difference. if you had an ounce of brains youd realize time means nothing.