Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
Professor X: She didn’t tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives eating and selling all our steak.
Gypsy’s tears…
[quote]Otep wrote:
jzzz wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Change.
Just cause he’s black doesn’t mean he’s our president, asshole.
Keep up with the times, Mak.
joke’s on you x is not black
He is hungry.
Always, constantly, hungry.[/quote]
I’m so confused…
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
personal sex tapes and I starred in the collection
Inneresting…
you know you wish it was you!
[/quote]
Let the cat fight/ clothes being torn off, begin!!
Prof X is a 100 lb white nerdy 16 year old. You dweebs beleive everything on the internet. He was just over to my house the other day playing Halo. He is pretty good at halo, but what nerdy white Mt dew drinking cellar dwellar isn’t right?
No one has ever seen him in real life. TC paid this little nerd to go online all the time and post this stuff. You guys are really thick, and not in a fake Prof X thick, like a tropic thunder full retard thick.
P.S. 
V
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Did I ever tell you about the time Professor X was in a production of The King and I? On opening night he chloroformed the entire cast, and slowly ate them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews.[/quote]
I was in the audience that night, reviewing the musical for the Post. Here is an excerpt from my review:
“Astonishing! A tour de force. X-rated theater made it’s return to 42nd Street. You will want to see this performance over and over and over again!”
I also remember when he guest-starred with Siegfried and Roy dressed up as a white tiger. It was Roy’s last performance.
DB
This thread sucks…this really the best you people can do ??
[quote]sen say wrote:
This thread sucks…this really the best you people can do ??[/quote]
Generally threads about Prof X do suck, (ducks head) only because the have been done a trillion times.
Let me hijack it and make it better. What possible uses are there for Prof X anal hair?
Superbraid fishing line? Suspension Bridge cabling? Deep sea fishing nets? Tasty dental floss?
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Tasty dental floss?
V[/quote]
You win. I quit.
You’re The King of Professor X spoof threads…happy ??
I have it on good authority that ever since the “experiments”, Prof X has no anal hair.
DB
[quote]sen say wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Tasty dental floss?
V
You win. I quit.
You’re The King of Professor X spoof threads…happy ??[/quote]
Uh oh, someone’s lost their touch.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I have it on good authority that ever since the “experiments”, Prof X has no anal hair.
DB[/quote]
You sir are 100% Correct, you win the grand prize, I was hoping it would go past the first reply, but whatever. Prof X due to taking 37 shits a day (one for each human sacrifice he eats) must bikini wax his anal orifice and wipe with baby wipes to reduce inflamation to the aforementioned anal tissue.
V
[quote]sen say wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Tasty dental floss?
V
You win. I quit.
You’re The King of Professor X spoof threads…happy ??[/quote]
Nobody wins in a prof X spoof thread, it’s only how much of your soul you can have at the end of it all.
V
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
sen say wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Tasty dental floss?
V
You win. I quit.
You’re The King of Professor X spoof threads…happy ??
Uh oh, someone’s lost their touch.[/quote]
Do you realize how much stress I am under after winning the Mr. Congeniality award in the Funniest Guy on T-Nation contest ?? Sometimes it gets to be too much…you think Christian Bale’s the only guy that looses it occasionally? You got another think coming pal.
[quote]sen say wrote:
I know what Professor X teach, but what do he sell? [/quote]
Eating disorders.
I kid, I kid! <grinnin`>
You are all wrong. He sell’s SMILES 
Wait a minute…I’ve got it. ProfX sells Amway!
Nope. He’s a Dental Floss Tycoon.
“I might be movin’ to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin’ it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown”