- Socialism
- Aliens
- Not getting to be a dad some day
Mike
snakes…that’s it!
funnel web spiders
deep sea
and fuckin clowns
Can a brotha’ get at least one star?!?!?!
Getting my nuts caught under the leg straps of my parachute harness during a jump. I hate that.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Can a brotha’ get at least one star?!?!?![/quote]
there you go
WooHoo! A whole 5 stars!
[quote]justhrowit wrote:
snakes…that’s it![/quote]
Another pussy.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
harris447 wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Here is the dreaded spider cricket, more officially known as the cave cricket.
DB
And that is scary? Hahahahahahahaha!!!
They’re a lot bigger than that. hey have the front end of a spider and the back end of a cricket and they’re brown and black and lived in my garage when I was a kid and now I’m scared.
Hold me?
Harris, you are right. Those bitches are huuugeeeeee.
Its not a regular spider we’re talking about. This thing has a big ass body, it is big. Like a ginourmous cockroach. But uglier.[/quote]
So, it’s a black katydid with no wings. Very scary indeed. Oh, have you ever seen a lubber grasshopper? That’s a big ugly sum bitch.
- Lose LBM
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Well, there is the brown recluse (the most familiar) and then there is a desert version of the recluse. Both have toxins that destroy flesh. However, though the doctors can’t say for sure, it still may have been a brown recluse, because they are far more common in houses than many people think. Not every bite ends up in amputation, but that toxin is really reactive in humans for some reason. I can’t think of any other spiders that give such a viscious bite, other that a black widow, but you wold have suffered CNS damage as well with that.
A key in identifying a recluse is to look at the eyes. There is a pair on the left, a pair in the middle, and a pair on the right of the cephalothorax. No other spiders have this grouping. Do not rely on finding the “violin” shape marking on the body, as some are muted.[/quote]
I never saw the damned thing. I was spending the night at a friend’s house; that day I had been working at a computer store briefly, so I was on my knees working with computers. I never felt a bite, but by 9pm that night, I was in my friend’s room with a blanket wrapped around me, because I was shivering from being cold… the room was over 80 degrees. When I woke up the next morning, I noticed my shin hurt, and found out that the skin was swollen and purple. We went to the doctor, he scheduled an exploratory surgery a day or two later. No permanent damage, other than a scar.
Fat girls in thongs…aside from that I’m pretty balsy
Impotence
Crippling Disease
[quote]Mikeyali wrote:
- Socialism
- Aliens
- Not getting to be a dad some day
Mike[/quote]
Oh, yes, I forgot one…
- Getting to be a dad some day
Bee Swarms
Having my Fly down in front of 85 students, again. Once was plenty.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Bee Swarms
Having my Fly down in front of 85 students, again. Once was plenty.[/quote]
Were you hanging out with your wang out? Because that is Stiffler-approved.
Serious: Anything that may threaten the life of one of my children.
Non-Serious: Empty bank account
MB
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The world becoming a 1984ish police state. Or Brave New World stylee… various modes of control…
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Becoming a Dad. (especially by accident)
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Something happening to my wife
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Getting a call from some chick I banged when I was 20 to tell me that I have a 7 year old daughter and have to start paying child support (I think about this one alot, actually).
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Drowning.
Spiders. Those ugly fuckers.[/quote]
Those are my fears exactly. But I’m convinced spiders are out to get me. they are all in cahoots and they are going to eat me.
I have had a few spider bites recently and the THOUGHT that one of those 8-legged sob’s has crawled on me and taken a CHUNK out of me freaks me the heck out.