What Do You Fear

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Hahahahaha… my 20 year old brother is scared of midgets. Ironically, hes pretty short, too.

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I would have to go with plane crash, air turbulance scares the crap outta me!

cockroaches! not the little garden ones but those big ones that freakin fly around!! Spawn of Satan! I will rip my house up knowing its there and I haver not killed it yet! argh I hate them!

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  1. Being cooked and then eaten by cannibals

  2. Catching my dick in my zipper, or the family being killed in a car wreck.

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Getting old.

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[quote]Velvet Revolver wrote:
Time, is all I fear[/quote]

Yeah,I agree with ya velvet.

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Something happening to my daughter.
Couldn’t take it.

Growing old alone.

JW

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  1. I am afraid of being in or near anything that is extremely tall and open. I can’t walk next to skyscrapers and look up. Sounds weird, but looking up at a tall ass ceiling scares the shit out of me.

  2. Video taping myself sleeping and seeing something insane on the tape, like a stranger walks into my room and just stares at me. Say goodbye to sleeping ever again.

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  1. Choking to death on my penis.

  2. Losing my penis.

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Getting eaten by driver ants. I cannot imagine much worse ways to die. They don’t have any stingers, all they do is bite into your flesh and then smaller ants will crawl inside your wounds and just start chomping. Whenever a large mammal is killed by driver ants, cause of death is suffocation. They die because there are so many driver ants filling up their lungs, eating away, that they can’t breathe.

So if you’re ever in Africa and see a swarm of driver ants approaching, make sure to get away fast. If you’re able to cover more than 3 feet in a minute you should be safe. :smiley:

[quote]DRock wrote:

  1. I am afraid of being in or near anything that is extremely tall and open. I can’t walk next to skyscrapers and look up. Sounds weird, but looking up at a tall ass ceiling scares the shit out of me.
    [/quote]

I can relate to this. You feel kind of unbalanced or feeling like you’ll fall UP. Or the building looks like it’s tipping over towards you.

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[quote]malonetd wrote:
You beat me to it, but that’s my only fear – fucking clowns. I hate Bozo, Ronald McDonald, Krusty, The Joker, Homey the Clown, and even Jack from Jack in the Box (his commercials are funny, but he still looks like a clown).[/quote]

Damn straight…
Pennywise from Stephen Kings IT was the bane of my childhood years. He was one evil mutha. There’s something deeply disturbing about clowns.

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  1. My ex-girlfriend.

  2. Sharks.

  3. Not leaving my mark on the world.

  4. Losing my mind.

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I fear a car acciedent and the possibility of being paralyzed, I hate thinking about not being able to play ball with my kids, ride a motorcycle, or teach my boys how to pee in the woods.

I’m scared in the middle of a squat I’ll be straining and wind up shitting myself.

Bullpup

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All you pussies scared of spiders, come on. And spider crickets? Is that the mole cricket? The ones that burrow under ground and have large mole-like front claws and can fly?

I just don’t get arachniphobia.

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[quote]grew7 wrote:

  1. Choking to death on my penis.

[/quote]

If its possible that this can happen to you, then you deserve it.

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[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
All you pussies scared of spiders, come on. And spider crickets? Is that the mole cricket? The ones that burrow under ground and have large mole-like front claws and can fly?

I just don’t get arachniphobia.[/quote]

I don’t care about regular spiders. But its those jumping motherf’ers that scare the crap out of me. You never know where they are gonna pop up.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
All you pussies scared of spiders, come on. And spider crickets? Is that the mole cricket? The ones that burrow under ground and have large mole-like front claws and can fly?

I just don’t get arachniphobia.

I don’t care about regular spiders. But its those jumping motherf’ers that scare the crap out of me. You never know where they are gonna pop up.[/quote]

Make sure you put Kleenex in your ears and nose. Its rumored spiders crawl in and out of those openings a few times a year!

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  1. Getting caught in the PTO on the tractors on our farm. Horrible, horrible way to go and it happens more frequently then one might think.

  2. Car accidents. People no longer pay attention to what they are doing when they drive.

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  1. Having my hands mangled in some bizarre gardening accident so that I can’t play my guitar anymore.

  2. Permanent psychosis.

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  1. Death of one of my kids (I didn’t even want to mention it, because just the thought of it makes me feel bad).

  2. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

DB

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  1. Heights

  2. Heights