What Country is the Real T-Nation?

This thread needs to be renamed “LiveFromThe781’s Fantasy World”. It’s too bad that instead of asking a question, he didn’t just post, “I only want the modern and independent woman in my avatar to blow me every five minutes,” and end the thread right there.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:

lol. I might be able to negotiate, depending on what “worth your while” means.[/quote]

“Worth your while” in such a context, is an open-ended invitation for you to name your request. For topless and making me a sandwich (the pregnancy part would probably fall soon after such an occurrence…), I’m up for just about anything.

[quote]ahzaz wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
why dont you hit puberty before you try to comment. or go get molested by a priest or something. my god your body doesnt even fucking produce testosterone.

gtfo

you insulted my religion.
The middle east shit? yea? im muslim u cunt
nice last minute edit, adds to how much of a dick you are
lol i bet you wouldnt say this shit to anyone in real life, caus ur too much of a insecure pussy. is there something you would like to share? probably got ur ass handed to you by a girl.

Fuck off[/quote]

lmao you idiot. are you that eager to fight over religion? go re-read what i wrote i NEVER said anything about religion. last time i checked the middle east wasnt a religion it was a location but ok. its pathetic the lack of humor on this board. its even more pathetic the amount little estrogenic fucks who back this concept of what is aesthetically appeasing and what is socially accepted.

i say this shit all the time in school, you think someones going to try and fight me over my opinions? i would love for that.

[quote]JT99 wrote:
rsg wrote:
He’s just trying to copy HH, take no notice…

Poor troll attempt.

The quotes by the imaginary Serbian guy are quite funny, however.[/quote]

the guy’s name is Zarko…well thats how its pronounced, not sure how its spelled he said it had a Z with two dots or something. hes a cool guy i sit next to him in my class because he says funny shit. you think i could make that shit up…granted im so ignorant and all?

i love how everyone thinks that because i think a woman should be able to cook that means i cant get laid. get off your high horses, im the guy banging your girlfriend when she shows up late to meet you at starbucks.

theres still plenty of whores roaming around who just want to get tossed around too. my initial topic was just how have these small pussy fucks gotten to be so large in number and how the hell can women even go for them.

im glad theres at least a couple people in here who can see eye to eye with me, at least this hasnt totally gone to shit yet.

hey Streamline, holler at me when you:

shave the mullet
put on some weight
get the gay ass tattoo removed

I didn’t know I had a place.

Live781… take a pill fella

not everyone has to be hardcore like you

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
hey Streamline, holler at me when you:

shave the mullet
put on some weight
get the gay ass tattoo removed[/quote]

Post YOUR pic, dickhead. At least Streamline has the balls to put himself up for ridicule.

You’re all talk, Live. I’ll bet you’d be pissing yourself if this were actually a meeting in the flesh.

if girls have to form feminist groups would that not insinuate they have and are already in a “place”?

the “in your place thing” was kind of a joke, but it was serious also. i think a girl should be able to adhere to certain responsibilities like cooking and cleaning. just like a man should adhere to certain responsibilities such as being able to protect her, care for her, and fuck her silly. i dont think that cooking and cleaning needs to be the focus of all your time but it is greatly appreciated by a man when a woman shows her care through food, especially when its a man who really likes to eat.
somehow that got misinterperted as “i hate women”

instead of focusing on what 95% of what my initial post was; how skinny guys seem to be en vogue and how theres a lack of testosterone and a huge flux of feministic men, everyone decided to take that one small fragment of my post and start asking about that. no doubt in my mind that these people are exactly the type of people i was taking notice at in my post.

ugh,

im not tryin to act hardcore either its just frustrating to watch the stupidity of people on here and the weak ass jokes they bring with it.

get your weight up, not your hate up.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
if girls have to form feminist groups would that not insinuate they have and are already in a “place”?

the “in your place thing” was kind of a joke, but it was serious also. i think a girl should be able to adhere to certain responsibilities like cooking and cleaning. just like a man should adhere to certain responsibilities such as being able to protect her, care for her, and fuck her silly. i dont think that cooking and cleaning needs to be the focus of all your time but it is greatly appreciated by a man when a woman shows her care through food, especially when its a man who really likes to eat.
somehow that got misinterperted as “i hate women”

instead of focusing on what 95% of what my initial post was; how skinny guys seem to be en vogue and how theres a lack of testosterone and a huge flux of feministic men, everyone decided to take that one small fragment of my post and start asking about that. no doubt in my mind that these people are exactly the type of people i was taking notice at in my post.

ugh,

im not tryin to act hardcore either its just frustrating to watch the stupidity of people on here and the weak ass jokes they bring with it.

get your weight up, not your hate up.[/quote]

I don’t think EMO guys are very popular around her but you are right that they seem to be popping up.

I thought they were falling out of favor

and… . I gotta say, it’s the youngens that are all EMO. Folks my age are pretty hard characters and I like that.

maybe it is something you grow out of

[quote]Love2Lift wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
hey Streamline, holler at me when you:

shave the mullet
put on some weight
get the gay ass tattoo removed

Post YOUR pic, dickhead. At least Streamline has the balls to put himself up for ridicule.

You’re all talk, Live. I’ll bet you’d be pissing yourself if this were actually a meeting in the flesh.

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id piss on you sweetheart. ive already posted in the rate my physique. i highly doubt id be intimidated by anyone whos commented against me on this board, especially you 100lb females. im 6ft 194, thats not huge but i was steppin to people that size and bigger when i was 160 confrontation is not a stranger to me…again, not trying to sound hard but you guys seem to have this impression that im some pencil pusher or something who just has mysoginistic rants on the internet. i write something, people pick it apart, interpert comepletely wrong, insult me for it and then i get called out for it for defending my thoughts, ahaha.

i love how someone insults ME FIRST, and when i respond back i get told that i “wouldnt do anything about this in real life” you guys are so rediculous. i honestly bet none of YOU would do anything in real life. i bet you would see me walking down the street and not even look me in my eyes. but on the internet you all weigh 200 lbs, 150 pounds on the body and then some 50 pound nuts.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i think a girl should be able to adhere to certain responsibilities like cooking and cleaning. [/quote]

Serious question: WTF do you eat now? Apparently you’re against men cooking…

all you feminist fanboiz crack me up. everyone got their ass up so bad, you guys are all very well trained.

OP, where did you get that avatar pic?

I want to see more of her.

I’m a girl. I’m tough. I want to play football on the guy’s team. Ow, how come they’re hitting me so hard?

I’m a female police officer. I act tough and never smile because I don’t want to show weakness.

I’m a woman. I don’t know how to cook or wash clothes because my mother always did it for me. When my husband asks me to help out with the laundry, I ask him why he’s trying to put down the female race.

I’m a woman. I joined the military to show people I’m tough; yet, I couldn’t carry one of my fellow male wounded soldiers to safety because he was too heavy.

I’m a random person who tries to be politically correct because that’s what the media tells me to do. Don’t you dare tell any racial, sexist, or religious jokes.

I’m a male(female) who defends women on a message board over a joke so they will PM me private pictures of themselves and maybe have cybersex with me.

I’m a person who will respond to this reply on a message board. I will tell the person that he is A)insecure, B)immature, C)asshole, or D)all of the above.

[quote]theOUTLAW wrote:
I’m a girl. I’m tough. I want to play football on the guy’s team. Ow, how come they’re hitting me so hard?

I’m a female police officer. I act tough and never smile because I don’t want to show weakness.

I’m a woman. I don’t know how to cook or wash clothes because my mother always did it for me. When my husband asks me to help out with the laundry, I ask him why he’s trying to put down the female race.

I’m a woman. I joined the military to show people I’m tough; yet, I couldn’t carry one of my fellow male wounded soldiers to safety because he was too heavy.

I’m a random person who tries to be politically correct because that’s what the media tells me to do. Don’t you dare tell any racial, sexist, or religious jokes.

I’m a male(female) who defends women on a message board over a joke so they will PM me private pictures of themselves and maybe have cybersex with me.

I’m a person who will respond to this reply on a message board. I will tell the person that he is A)insecure, B)immature, C)asshole, or D)all of the above.

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e) overly impressed with himself

The intelligence of T-Nation posters is really shining through.

Which all leads to a single question?

Who would win? An angry Yo Momma against a hundred LiveFromThe781.

[quote]TQB wrote:
Which all leads to a single question?

Who would win? An angry Yo Momma against a hundred LiveFromThe781.[/quote]

Definetly Yo Momma. What a silly question.

[quote]theOUTLAW wrote:
I’m a girl. I’m tough. I want to play football on the guy’s team. Ow, how come they’re hitting me so hard?

I’m a female police officer. I act tough and never smile because I don’t want to show weakness.

I’m a woman. I don’t know how to cook or wash clothes because my mother always did it for me. When my husband asks me to help out with the laundry, I ask him why he’s trying to put down the female race.

I’m a woman. I joined the military to show people I’m tough; yet, I couldn’t carry one of my fellow male wounded soldiers to safety because he was too heavy.

I’m a random person who tries to be politically correct because that’s what the media tells me to do. Don’t you dare tell any racial, sexist, or religious jokes.

I’m a male(female) who defends women on a message board over a joke so they will PM me private pictures of themselves and maybe have cybersex with me.

I’m a person who will respond to this reply on a message board. I will tell the person that he is A)insecure, B)immature, C)asshole, or D)all of the above.

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I disagree with a lot of what you say, but some good solid stuff here, and it made me laugh because a couple of these exact things tick me off. Nice post. Flame away if you wish people, but you can’t deny the truth^^^^.